Boomers are retarded

>go shooting with fiance
>All is going well until a boomer takes up the spot next to us
>Sees that my fiance, a 5'2" 115lbs girl, is firing an ar-10
>He goes full fudd mode
>starts lecturing me on how I could "hurt my fiance and traumatize her with that big assault rifle"
>Tries to convince me to get one of those gay ass pink revolvers chambered for some gay ass pansy round
>Eventually relents
>20 minutes later he asks if he can have the spent brass in true brass goblin fashion

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Nice larp
Post gfs feet or your lying

Got shot by a boomer when duck hunting, fun. Stuff.

Hello federal agents, just letting you know everything posted on this website is satire and is not to be taken seriously.

>dear penthouse forum

>be me
>go to ultra boomer fudd ranges
>get nice deals on dank surp that is basicly not available on the market
>shit on zoomers who didnt get the memo
gee fucking really it's not that hard understand moron

Boy, this is a great topic! I'm sure glad we have 12 threads a week about it!

Boomer RSO kept telling me the retention pin on my 1851 had to be in all the way, did it himself, and I had to cut off the damn pin to get it apart after that.

Law abiding firearms owner memes Facebook. And Twitter check em out. Good memes await you.

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>dank surp
What did you find, user?

>brass jew
Jokes on him, I only shoot steel case
>MFW

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I occasionally shoot a mix of steel case, aluminum, and nickel coated copper at outdoor ranges. It gives the brass goblins a logical paradox when the magnet fails them and they just give up and leave you alone.

He obviously found something "dank". Who gets the task of explaining to gramps that his grand kids are stoners?

OP here, sorry I had to restart my computer

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>and then everyone clapped

>Who gets the task of explaining to gramps that his grand kids are stoners?
Where do you think the little gits learned it? You plant rows of OG Kush alternating with your winter corn out to the back 40, get a mighty fine harvest.

>loading magazines on the line
Why is this not allowed? Are you supposed to go to a separate table, load all your shit then go back?

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Every range I've ever been to with specific loading rules only wants you loading mags while on the line/in the booth.

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devilish, I love it!

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This is ridiculous. Never been to a place where that WASNT how things are done

Thems some weird monkey feet.

>letting some random stranger lecture you in front of your woman
The absolute state of Jow Forums

>Didn't stand up for himself or his gf, just stood there like a coward while his gf was belittled and he was schooled
>Retreats back to hugbox safe-space website to seeth and circlejerk
90% chance that boomer slipped your fiance his number when you weren't looking. Its over OP, shes not yours anymore.

Don't worry, the FBI really don't arrest people for being shot in the face by duck hunters.

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>went claying
>boomer RSO is ok with my pistol grip 500 and my buddies shockwave
>still keeps saying our third buddy with the jamming 870 is the only guy with a "real gun"
>"I only CCW .44 mag, ever since I saw Dirty Harry I only fire .44 because it's a real caliber

I can't hate too hard because he was chill but that condescension could be smelled a mile away

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Gun is like new. It was presented to a GM official. I have to who somewhere in my notes. I believe that it was a Mr. Thompson. I have had the gun since the mid 1960s.I obtained the gun when I lived in the Roanoke, Va area from a fellow older guy collector Mr H. Cotshot. He had retired from GM and on his day of leaving His Boss pulled it off the wall and said H. you've always admired this gun. I want you to have it. A very emotional scene Mr. H. told me.He and his boss had become good friends over the years and he never dreamed that his boss would part with this gun.It took me some time to get it from him but one day I got something he really wanted. In those days we didn't know much about the X-Series carbines. I will miss it. Gotten to be like a part of me, sounds dumb doesn't it. Getting attached to a gun. I have a few others like that too. They've held up better over the years than I have. Getting old and raising grand kids and now great grandkids have take their toll in many ways but we love them. They still live with us. We're kind of like the modern day Waltons I like to say.

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I CARRY A 45 CUZ THEY DON'T MAKE A 46
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I pick up the brass to boomer fudd meme rounds and sell it back to them

>be me
>go to range
>shooting .308
>no less than 3 boomers interrupt me to ask if I'm saving my brass
>one even goes so far as to enter my lane and pick up the brass around my feet while I'm shooting.

I'd never encountered a brass jew before. What a sad creature it is.

>what's in your pockets thread
>1 pic of all my guns thread
And not been one in a bit but
>gun oil thread
At least these are somewhat entertaining

>Have a G3 Clone.
>Shooting a bunch of surplus x51
>iss dat dur some .308?
>yeah dude here u go have all my brass

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seeing how pathetic the boomer generation is, is probably the leading cause of suicide in 30-40 year olds

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calling 30-40 year olds boomers shows me how fucking retarded you are. Faggot the term boomer refers to my parents it was the after WW2 boom in birth that made the boomers. if you really think 30-40 is old are you even aloud to post here? BTW I am a millennial and I was born in the 80's. you dumb ass cuck porn watching fag.

>Goes to the range
>Mix of Tacticool and Fudds Range
>Goes to 100 yard range
>Has a new ak and wants to zero it
>Too high
>Too low
>Too high again
>Notices an old crusty dude is sitting to the table next to me
>Has one of those 6.5 Creed deer rifles
>Crusty dude doesn't seem to be shooting his rifle, but watching me
>Me runs out of ammo and decides to leave
>As I leave, I see the old crusty dude go for my shell casings
>Jokes on him, those gold bear brass plated steel.

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millennials are just boomer offspring, it's why gen z and gen x are better than both

it's a joke newfag, settle down.

Hey leftypol

Congratulations, you're starting to wise up that they're lefty agitation threads

>show up to range with my AK for the first time, pretty empty, just me and a genuine boomer shooting some bolt rifle
>at some point he waddles over and starts eyeing me from behind
>just ignore him and keep shooting
>he moves even closer and taps my shoulder, turn around and ask him what he wants
>"you know we lost a lot of good boys in 'nam to dem AYY KAYY fohty sebuns, son. lot of MY kind of good boys"
>look on his face is somewhere between anger and heavy tiredness
>have no idea how to react on account of my serious tism
>"oh....... okay"
>turn back around and ignore him and keep shooting hoping he'll just go away and leave me alone
>he stands there for another second or three, breathes a heavy sigh, and then waddles back over to his shooting station
>catch him making disgruntled glances at me every now and then
what should I have done?

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Start yelling at him in vietnamese

>what should I have done?
I'll tell you user
>start by pretending to leave
>give boomer a minute alone on the range
>wait until he's about to fire one of his 20 second shots
>magdump AK into his target while shouting "chết tròn mắt GI!"
>laugh as he has a flashback
>book it before anyone notices

>shooting brass ammo
>not steel cased berdan primed ammo because brasskikes can go fuck themselves

that's what you get

(You)

This guy gets it

I have been he so long you have no idea. but my point stands. hearing it makes me vomit every time.

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I could drive a truck inbetween those toes. You have weird feet.

>not telling him that Nam was as illegitimate as every american war since the war of 1812 and that the NVA did nothing wrong
He’d have a heart attack right then and there

Those R mens feet
Trust me i know I've seen alot of pixels back in my day
Larp confirmed

Newfag boomer

> calling 30-40 year olds boomers shows me how fucking retarded you are

Wow, you can write all that shit but cannot even read the post you are responding to properly.

Let me break the sentence down for you, which is probably more effort than anyone has ever put into you before except when your dad diddled you

In my post, the 30-40 year olds are the ones seeing how pathetic the boomers are, and then feeling bad about the possibility of becoming that themselves in a few decades.

0/10 ya seethe

0/10 is how not embarassed you should be after failing this badly to understand a post

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not a brass jew story but a boomer fudd for sure
>@50 yard with brother
>He's shooting ar9 pistol he built
>Me shooting ar9 rifle I built
>Boomer RSO from another line walks up and tells current based none boomer RSO we can't shoot 9mm here only magnum pistol rifles
>I ask If can shoot a .22 here right? He says yes
>WTF IS THE PROBLEM THEN?

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Deep bro

Amen

>Eventually relents
Cuck

dubs of truth, good job user

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>OG Kush
>winter
No

You are really bad at this, boomer

Cant find it give link

He makes me wonder if ARFCOM has summer break right now

one shot through a rem700 and this looks like new

Holy Fuck, deal with it brass jews.

More?

0/10

People who are older or younger than me are retarded because people my age know whats right

No they aren't it's just people bitching

Rip my sides, would pay money to see that

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How fucking new can you be?

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I’m new here but I think the G3 shoots 7.62 or .300 right? Shot some of those shit boys in the army

Wanna know how I know you're full of shit.

7.62 NATO and .308 are pretty much the same thing. .308 is a bit higher pressure, though.

I always thought of .308 as around 7.80

The local indoor range told me I couldn't shoot my rifle at 25yd unless I shot it offhand. I was just trying to sight it in at a shorter distance to be sure I'm on paper and then increase the paper target distance. Weirdest rules I've ever heard of.

No way. People born to faggots that were teens in the 80s, with the hairspray and neon pink and green and that horrible music are the worst. Theyll be one-upped by kids born to people in their teens in like 2005-12 though. Just wait and see.

"I am, I'm a lefty"
>this destroys the "rule"
Seriously tho, I dont understand that shit.. wouldn't it be less safe to shoot uncomfortably?

girlsfriends can be men too, nerd. get with the times, it's 2019

>can't tell the difference between "offhand" and "weak hand"
Are you a boomer?

Offhand means "not benchrest"

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $500 Alex.

Double kek

new gun owner here
with all this talk about brass goblins and boomers trying to grift brass, would it be a good idea to spend $10 on one of these?

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sure

>that unironic boomer who shows up to your gun store 15 minutes before you open idling in his f350 and waltzes in before you’re even done counting the register

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Lemme tell you about the "brass spic"
>shooting an older single shot with some obscure ammunition
>as I reload I place the brass on the tabletop in neat lines
>some employee cleaning up the place passes by a couple times
>reaches like right next to me, knocks the rounds to the floor, and sweeps them nearly all the way downrange
B&ed because I yelled at the guy not as much for being a cunt with my casings but because he sees them being handled as not trash and trashes them anyway

Had this exact fucking thing happen this morning

Jokes on him, I only shoot 22 like a big boy do.

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Only if you think someone else asking for your brass is the end of the world

Just wear a T shirt that says “hands off my brass”

I feel this but with Dollar Tree on a fuckin Sunday.
>"DO YA NEED TO SCAN IT BOYO?"
>"CAN I JUST LEAVE THE DOLLAR?"
Holy fuck boomers.

Took my wife to a range cause she'd never shot anything but a pistol cause she's from Germany and lived in New York for most of her time in the US.
>Range let you grab whatever and just pay for ammo.
>babe you ever shoot a shotgun?
>nein
>870 with some buckshot
>correct her stance and put the stock in her shoulder
>she gets 4 shots off and no issues
>grab a KSG
>2 and her shoulder hurts
>swap back to 870
>in comes fudd RSO
>"You need to brace her before she shoots"
>"She's already shot this gun tho"
>"it's too heavy for her"
>she looks at him like he's retarded
>"you should try the ksg its lighter so the recoil is better"
>thefuck

Modern Jow Forums in a nutshell.

As a PTR-91 owner I can confirm this, that is when I can find the ones that survived their suborbital space flight...

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My range is full of asians shooting SKSs. Every once in a while you see some old boomer roll up, get out of their GMC, survey the scene, make a face, and get back in their truck and drive away.

I don't understand why boomers think it's okay to offer unsolicted advice.