What's a good gun for sasquatch defense?

What's a good gun for sasquatch defense?

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Just cut off his feet as proof of his existence and release him back into the wild

2.7mm kolibri

ur mom's cunt

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14.5mm, just to be safe

leave the gentle wood ape alone, Bigfoot is your friend

>Bigfoot is your friend
then why do they throw rocks at my family's cabin?

they're just trying to get your attention so you can be friends user. be respectful but courteous

>t. bigfoot

Get on horseback with some mean weps.

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Is that you, Cliff Stamp?

Man mad, me mad, i go take doo stick poke man

checked

Just tell your mom to stay out of your room

I wouldn’t shoot a Bigfoot, but if I had to I would use 45-70

Flare guns cause them to retreat before making a second charge, giving you a chance to lay down a bear trap and ready your rifle. Rinse and repeat using this method and you should have him bagged in ten or so cycles.

60.96mm

My fucking cock

M1 Garand in .458 Win Mag. If you can find one. .458 SOCOM if you can't.

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Would have to ask /tg/ to stat him first

I don't mean to sound like a fudd, but i'm pretty convinced .44 mag can handle anything you'd cross in the forest. From Jack Link's mascot to the I Wouldn't Worry About It's.

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The same thing colonials used to hunt Gorillas or Chimpanzees with.

It's not cocked.

Something long range, since dat nigga always runnin

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10mm. Don't ask how I know.

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