Loadout thread: Storming Area 51 edition

be me area 51 camo dude
see something on the horizon
100,000 people comin for the base
oh shit
try to radio for back up but my radio is taken in a flash
look up its some white fuck boy sipping a white monster
oh fuk
punches me in the face like im drywall after mom bought the wrong pizza rolls

bump

We shall tunnel beneath them and poor into the underground labrynth. DEATH TO THE SKY SEERS!!

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Thank god, PSYOPS has arrived. We're gonna need you girls(male) for the experienced alphabet bois.

realistically, wouldn't you desire your top(shirt) to match your plate carrier? Ya know, make the colors blend instead of giving a aiming point.

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A fucking knee mortar
kek

imagine being this man

I'm not sure I can possibly imagine the mindset necessary to want that kit.

anyone have the blank version?

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Thank you, kind user

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And a seocnd one, just becuase I am a sick fuck

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nobody will survive

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No shoes? But the desert sand will be hot, user.

My feet are conditioned to sand as I am use to sliding into home base

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Whatever mindset comes from too many rounds of pubg

Good to see that my work is appreciated.

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Can I get an ID on the hatchet?

I don't think that's a mans

Is mine acceptable?

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Oxotnhk gear

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holy shit that's my first real laugh of the week, thanks man

>be me
>area 51 guard
>see someone full-on sprinting towards the gate
>level rifle and wait for permission to fire
>wait is he
>he's completely fucking naked
>not even wearing shoes in the desert heat
>last thing I see is "louisville"

I lost

>The ANCAP warrior

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUywA2obc4
How do I fair out?

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Shit wrong image

>minstrel

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Kek

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Oh shit we unnaground now?

Is that a fucking chastity with the japanese mum

The RCMP fear the Canadian milsurp warrior

I need to update this shit, I'm putting together my first AR 15 soon and I shouldn't just larp that I have an AK 103.
based.

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>proceeds to use BEES as a melee weapon
absolute mad lad

too many Oberezs

>Jow Forums as friend

you're gonna get clapped for your shit

Karl?

>storming area 51.
Yeah no, the U.S. Airforce gonna zap you with some sort of spooky DARPA/Ayylmao technology.

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yea I know I need to update it, I have some decent crap now most of that is just larp because like 6 months ago I didn't have any gear, especially the stuff in the picture.

you forgot the hat, the tarp, and the shit taste in anime.

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Hope this is real, lack of gas masks is gonna make the opening volley of tear gas hilarious.

I knew I was forgetting one of my accessories

I dig. I die. I dig again!

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My personal favorite

that's some nice taste fella. Here's a you

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What shoes are those

Welcome aboard

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Th real redpill is that the CIA made theat campaign to storm Area 51 to trick 100k autist to storm it so they could test some new AYYlmao weapons on them.

>insulin
Lmao

our new secret weapon

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This is now canon

im sure germanys got a couple of them bitches chillin somewhere senpai

senpai

>type 56 chest rig instead of type 81
disappointing

>Not the superior type 63
Lmaoing at your inferior taste

Ok boys i have constructed a plan.

we have the kyles charge with monster energy to punch the frontline, the rock throwers supporting them by chucking stones, the boomers will setup a base of fire on the southern mountain and fudd them out of existance and finally the larpers charging with chain mail and swords.
We also have mortars artillery and helicopter support setup.

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Okay but what about inside

The molemen shall tunnel beneath to the greater complex.

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Okay buddy

If we're invading feds. I'm bring all the stops.

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Base image for you creative types

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Those 3M dual sided ear plugs are defective. Have fun with the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

source?

make way modern fags

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youtube.com/watch?v=wdHVWMc5eYU

>not wanting tinnitus as a trophy of the conflict

This looks about right minus the pants and bag.

he's a lolbergtarian, he's already deaf,blind and retarded

checked keked and redpilled

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A
Fucking
Planer

>type 63 still can't fully enclose magazines
lmaoing that you think an sks chest rig is a better ak chest rig than a type 81

Yes, but it closes around the side giving perfect retention while loose enough for me to easily change a mag without messing with toggles and flaps.

Blank template?