Is it possible to have a professional/effective military force, infantry in particular, without any bullshit like bloodwings or gay rituals involving sticking things up your ass and so on?
You know, like having a bunch of semi-normal people who do normal things inbetween doing their job and aren't alcoholics or at least functional ones.
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>my squadmates were jealous of me so they plotted to get me kicked out of the military
If I had a dollar for the number of times I've heard this story, I would have 5 dollars
yeah
if you think bloodwings is gay you've clearly never been in the military
Just because it's further to the sado-maso butch side of the gay spectrum doesn't mean it isn't gay. Saw the footage of groaning men without shirts taking it into the chest. If you don't think this isn't just a little gay you clearly enjoy that kind of stuff.
those were marines, doing what they do best. Gay shit and ruining everyone's fun. Actual bloodwings are just a firm slam into the chest once from whoever's pinning you.
Real gay is all the bullshit regular infantrymen put up with that drive them to alcoholism, nobody starting drinking cuz they got some pricks on their tits.
If you not willing to suck a comrades cock, how can you be trusted to drop wiley pete into a village on a Sunrays order? hmmm
It's a basic psychological test.
this
got my blood rifles in basic
best day of my life and i'd do it 100 times over (but not for the bankers)
sissy cuckfags with no balls would never understand
Fair enough, that sounds reasonable. I suppose there's more legitimate reasons for alcoholism as coping mechanism but I assume much of the more serious military bull isn't combat related either. But for the sake of discussion I'm confused by the naked posing and other things.
In germany the special forces did some nonsense where they mixed up piss, alcohol, and whatever maybe fucking orange juice and left it standing in the sun to eventually peer pressure each other into drinking it. In the mountain forces they had a former leading a ring where they forced soldiers to eat raw liver. Might not be the worst but why though? If that's the best way to generate comradery this sounds kinda sad.
>sado-maso butch side of the gay spectrum
LOL
this dumbass faggot thinks being tough and masculine is gay, and not inherently male characteristics
hahaahah what the fuck are you zoomerniggers smoking
Counter question: How could you be trusted to follow basic rules if you can't even stop yourself from getting a DUI?
I'm joining the US Army and I'm more concerned about all the gay shit I hear about. Barrack twinks, slapping eachother on the ass, shit like that. I'm short and more feminine looking and I don't want a bunch of jocks making passes at me.
I dunno bro. There's a thin line between ultra masculine and fucking eachother in the ass. Ask the sacred band of thebes or the spartans on that matter. It might be tough but you also might be gay, it's not mutually exclusive.
Heard in the navy there's a thing called gay chicken where they engage in escalating acts of gayness until someone pushes the breaks. Whoever loses will be called a faggot and raped.
There's a threshold for admiring the male form
>Is it possible to have a professional/effective military force, infantry in particular, without any bullshit like bloodwings or gay rituals involving sticking things up your ass and so on?
No it would be impossible
What he means is that if you'd been in the military you would have become desensitized to the gay.
t.little faggot pog who feels intimidated by infantryman and secretly envies them for being far superior all across the board
God you’re a fucking faggot and I hope you stay out of my infantry
Your boi pucci gonna get rekt fuk fuk boi
It builds teamwork in a fucked up way
>In germany the special forces did some nonsense where they mixed up piss, alcohol, and whatever maybe fucking orange juice and left it standing in the sun to eventually peer pressure each other into drinking it. In the mountain forces they had a former leading a ring where they forced soldiers to eat raw liver
Pretty fucking based
The important lesson to be learned is to come up with even gayer rituals do differentiate yourself from the pogs. Only the strongest can engage in extra gay activities despite not being actually gay. It's really just proof of sheer fucking will and dedication. If you can't bring yourself to suck that cock son how could you jump into battle? Battle is 1000x worse than sucking cock.
Seriously, do you have what it takes? If you hesitate prolly not. I bet you can't even google gay porn and jerk off to it. I double dog dare you.
Planning on going in regardless, but what is the ratio of retards to eggheads in the infantry?
About 9001:0
I'm going in for firearm repair. I'll be a POG and happy about it, at least I won't end up as a glorified janitor.
I don't know but if you think about it there aren't too many factors attracting the smartest and the brightest. I might be wrong but you don't make much money, you risk your health (for what exactly?), it's not really that respected beyond a certain demographic, you don't learn much of value, potentially involving gay shit.
I know British paras who have done american jumps course and had blooded wings. They too thing its fucking gay. Not as gay as the naked roll matt fighting of the Royal Marines, but it's up there.
the gay initiations are a great way to achieve successful career. The gayest the stunt you make the higher the chance to climb up the ladder since the CIA/MI5/Mossad/etc (same shit) blackmail cameras are there to capture the whole scene.
>I hope you stay out of my infantry
So how's that new Army combat fitness test coming along? That's sure to bring in some qualified recruits into Infantry units.
ARMY STRONG
>Is it possible
no. it's impossible given the quality of people who actually enlist.
I mean sure, but military people do have a greater than normal chance of getting shot you know? And if someone's going to get shot, would you rather have it be the normal, functional guy or the dysfunctional looser that would need to somehow be taken care of soon regardless and no one will miss?
It's possible with them, it's the standards that are the problem. If standards were higher and pay was higher to make people willing to stay in with the higher standards, it would be easy to have a far superior force and you could pay them a shitload more because the ones who couldn't handle it would get the fuck out.
This won't happen, of course, because it would wipe out almost all of the females in the service and disproportionately impact some ethnic groups over others. All the money that goes to policing and caring for the adult children could go to paying the good ones more instead.
Did it use to be even worse in Blackwater? I'm just saying because those guys were pretty high standard in comparison to your average grunt I assume.
There's very little to no actual gays in the infantry. Gay jokes are all part of the experience.
Bloodwings/rifles/rank is based and the straightest thing known to man. Never heard of anyone sticking things up their ass, only the occasional Gaddafi joke.
The irony is why the infantry is seemingly openly gay, the actual gays are doing desk jobs and chaplain assistant.
No, they were phenomenally low on standards for a while. They'd even take people with no military experience, or take people with high tier resumes that they never looked into that turned out to all be fake. Contractors had a ton of behavioral issues back in the surge compared to now.
It's a whole different kind of low standard adult child problem though when it's some guy lying about being in the SAS and getting drunk on the job versus a fat little 4'10" Mexican girl who flirts with people, occasionally fails PT tests, and sort of lazily does paperwork all day. One is openly dangerous, the other is mediocre and will eventually get promoted and foster a culture of mediocrity but probably won't ever really do anything awful.
If you clamp down you can get rid of both, whether you're literally getting rid of them by kicking them out, not hiring them in the first place, or just making them try harder and conform to a higher standard and take pride in themselves.
30% retards, 50% average, 15% above average, and 5% actually smart. It's just like high school, but with a little more retards. Find other smart people to be friends with.
Shut up pussy.
Good times
Never play gay chicken with a cav scout or a marine.
>the other is mediocre and will eventually get promoted and foster a culture of mediocrity but probably won't ever really do anything awful.
Wrong. They'll create a weak NCO corps that will shatter upon contact with a real enemy that isn't a bunch of sandniggers.
I played gay chicken with a dude from the Navy once. Things escalated pretty quickly and next thing I knew, bingo-bango - we're married.
We celebrate our 3rd anniversary next Thursday, great guy that one, total fag though.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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You're right on all accounts, but it is the intangibles that attract me.
Thanks, sounds better than I expected.
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>“His stamina in the game is just incredible,” said Sgt. Michael Strickland, his squad leader. “At one point he even had sex with a man in his barracks room to really prove his bonafides.”
Fag
Once again, marines have to fag things up.
Stay mad pog
>I’m a butthurt pog and know it
>training all the time for something you will never do
Stay mad, and make sure you wax those floors properly
How is blood wings not normal? Are you that much of a pussy? You actually think that's some super crazy, painful thing?
>wax those floors
It’s like you don’t know what extra duty is for
POG ass bitch checking in to confirm that getting punched in the chest hurt more than the wings barely breaking the skin. Kids these days.
You will be called a Twink and groped.
>In the military
>Not a janitor
Pick one and if you don't think there is only one option, your recruiter lied to you.
You’ll get used to getting slapped on the ass quick enough
>Is it possible to have a professional/effective military force, infantry in particular, without any bullshit like bloodwings or gay rituals involving sticking things up your ass and so on?
Stop being a baby. Bloodwings are an example of how grown men bond. Nobody is shoving things up their ass.
God I wish the ethnics and women could just get out and stay out
