So, what weapons are you guys bringing to Area 51?

So, what weapons are you guys bringing to Area 51?

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i'm taking a pair of binoculars to watch the only 10 fuckers to actually show up get arrested

Reeee

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now that's someone who's ready for boogerloo

Sadmin?

I'll be in the Naruto runner brigade, so I'll be unarmed in order to run as fast as I can.

You mistake me for someone I am not.

mai waifu

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Muh dick

Man of trash reporting in. Neither of my guns work.

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Good to know Chad has shit taste in firearms.

you're cute do you have a bf?

i'm married to the trash.

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Putting toilet paper on your top shelf is a retarded idea. Say, on the infrequent case that you might run out of paper after you have taken a shit and before you hav fully cleaned. You must fully extend your body, thus closing your butt cheeks and spreading the mess to reach it. Put it on a lower middle shelf so you can tactical hobble with your butcheeks spread to grab a new role.

>thinking that is my sole source of toilet paper.

>not having two separate shit paper storage sites.

When I use up a roll in the midst of laying a steamer I reach with my long grasshopper leg to grab a roll off of the bottom shelf with my toes, then replace the empty space I just made with one from the top. Maybe I look retarded in the pic related, but I'd think you'd have a little more respect than to write me off as a pleb-tier shitter. I take my asshole cleanliness very seriously.

Wait, shit I'm actually just regular retarded

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you must be naked as well for maximum aerodynamic capabilities

Brian Clyde?

Retard should have worn a hard plate.