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Post soldiers or other servicemen catching some Z's.
Doesn't have to be in the field, can be barracks, airports, wherever. The weirder, the better.

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Hope no one starts the baggage return

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I hope some one does start it.

Back to Israel you go!

>Israel
>ACU
>American flag

Don't get it. Why they already got their rifle? Didn't that they are supposed ONLY to have it once in the field by the armoury? And not during civilian transportation?

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Typically you'll receive your rifle before you leave for deployment because each unit has an arms room that stores the weapons specifically assigned to that unit. Otherwise you'd have random guys showing up to an armory downrange to a unit they're not associated with signing for weapons.

>faggots can't even sleep standing up
Used to do it all the time waiting for the bus as a kid...until i woke up one time and there was a moose grazing right next to me

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Dats coldblooded, famalamadingdong

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Is it me or are his arms short? I think im beginning to notice i have really long arms. Like my arms are only a little shorter than my legs

Are you a chimp?

If i answer: yes, will you make fun of me? Please don't I'm sensitive

>MP7 vs AK

What a meme gun.

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oh no no no no no

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Not often I see someone just completely miss a joke like that.

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>unexpected plot twist
There's still a moose grazing right next to you.

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Hush little soldier dont say a word...

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could be. right on the other side of the wall, outside. they just love standing still and silent for long periods.

niggers gonna nog and smell like a turd

You poor summerfag

Ultra comfy.

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I'm the same, for years I thought I was flexible because I could reach my thumbs all the way to my toes doing that stretch test, but it turns out its just unnatural to have a wingspan 15cm greater than your height.

Civilians will never understand.

>Dude with an E2/M15
OwO

i understand. not even gay. ive dated alot of girls i never liked because i like to cuddle. even when single i have to hug a pillow or something to sleep.

30" inseam
72" wingspan
I'm a real chimp

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I remember the first time it happened. I had literally no reservations and jumped right the fuck into it.

Like he said.

Oh....ooooohhhh i thought this was a navy thing

Bitch it's cold at night.

Looks pretty Comfy
Now all they need is some tree cover and a small concealable fire

Uh huh. Hey man, im not asking you don't need to tell, it's okay.

The dick is the hottest part of the body. Stick it where it's cold and boom, nice and toasty.

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tire bro knows what's up

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SEA. Gonna go indo or Malay.

Sweet coffee in a bag. Greatest invention ever. Taxi drivers hang those things off the rear view and have a long straw.

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Saw someone use an M4 as a pillow in Baghdad, outside in a sandstorm.

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ITT: firewatch taking creeper pics.

I've done this (sleeping in this position) fuckin' sucks for the neck

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How to die 101

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why are there never any women soldiers in the worst places the army goes to?

Good oblivious goy!

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Pretty sure that ain't bottle of chai tea...

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I thought the barefoot guy had his hand in the other dudes crotch

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I miss that shit, kinda was the best thing. You learn to sleep absolutely everywhere, under any circumstances. I've been sleeping in a field, it was raining, and my pillow was my chestrig. After a few months back home as a civvie, everything went back to normal.

zzzzzz

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>cumaradery

its barely freezing you can see from the wet snow

Goddamn that looks miserable

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I cup my dick and balls when I first hop into bed and the sheets are cold

Based on camouflage pattern, gonna say Malaysia Police.

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You do realize you can die of hypothermia in above freezing temperatures, right? Especially if you're wet?

This. Coldest ive ever been was in the African bush, 45°C during the day but 13 at night. Relative temp change can be more important than absolute temperature.

In FDF we were sleeping in freezing vehicles and tents all the time.

>that one guy pretending he can read

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>Filename "Singapore aetosdz"

I don't know what is that and I assumed it was Singapore Police. But, Jesus Christ. Does Singapore Police allowed it's officers to sport such a horrible hairstyles? Don't think wearing a mohawk hairstyles were accepted in any uniformed police services.

NATO travel orders allow for having a rifle during civilian air transportation.

Soldier kittenpile (=‐ω‐=)

I don’t have a picture but the most creative (and dangerous) was taking the interior engine covers off an M577, laying them across the workbench space, and stacking soldiers in 2 layers. I’m actually surprised it didn’t fold and crush the lower level.

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t. fags

T. Never been outside in any sort of arduous environment.

CIF is never going to take this shit back

Very comfortable topic
So here are a few of mine from Jow Forums folder

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Not sleeping, but Jow Forumsomfy as fuck

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Also a few pax terminals have bagged turnstiles. Last time they were used? Idk.

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It's all have a nice day guys

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Faggot

Dick diddler

a beer on the job!?

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LoL Hell no. It's illegal to ship military owned rifles through the mail. It's illegal to put them down in baggae. Imagine going to whatever theater of deployment you are going to and all of a sudden you realize you are missing a fuckton of rifles because they got put on the wrong plane or lost in the mail. People have done this in the past and went to prison because of it. The easiest way to make sure weapons get to where they are suppose to go is issue them from the armory before you fly to your deployment theater and then make your soldiers/marines accountable for that weapon for the entire journey.

He's Finnish, he'll be fine.

You mean inside, where it's dry. where you also have barriers between you and the dirt so you don't lose body heat through the giant fucking heat sink that is the Earth beneath your feat. You know that little foam sleeping map you get issued from supply? It's not Mattress. It's not something to make the ground softer to sleep on. It's a thermal barrier to keep the ground from sucking the body heat out of you.

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It's not gay if it's cold af outside

OUTDOOR CATS GET THE BULLET ALSO