Jow Forums Volunteer Opportunities

Sup Jow Forums

>be me, age 18, army recruiting office in shitty strip mall
>rare eye condition keeps me from serving in the US military in any capacity, it's an automatic DQ
>fast forward a few years and I'm actually relieved I was turned down
>Learn that the current US military is for the most part a glorified adult daycare/welfare service filled with constant social justice bullshit, only a small minority of guys do secret squirrel shit and kill 70 IQ flipflop bandits on behalf of Israel
>still really fit, vision corrected, a desire to go out and fuck shit up, exhausted with college bullshit
What are some organizations/groups that I could volunteer with that would actually be based? I've thought of volunteering to help defend South African farms, Ukraine? The Philippines? I don't want to let these years pass me by when I could be out doing something with my life. I've got drive and work ethic, I just can't really settle for reading/watching all the action as I sit around on my ass. It doesn't have to be overseas or even necessarily something war/combat related, it could be something in the states. Maybe hunting/tracking bears for the forest service in one of the national parks, I don't think I could ever soberly be a cop without hating myself. I doubt I'd ever get hired as a PMC without military/LE experience

tl;dr what are some b&r things a young guy could get involved in that isn't bootlicking in nature and wouldn't necessarily ruin the rest of my life optics-wise that involves Jow Forums interests and talents

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The only non-Leo civvies I’ve ever seen picked up by a PSC are EMS guys.

A lot of low-skill low-paying “voluneteers” are used as cannon fodder and for extremely dangerous bullshit stuff in places like Ukraine and Syria. Basically “move in that direction until you make contact” just to see how strong the enemy position is or “hold this neighborhood block” while they evac and redeploy their own guys.

You’ll also never develop a proper war fighting skill set.

My advise if that’s you’re think and you really are decently fit is to go French foreign legion and go for 2me Rep.

Outside of really slick units in first world militaries they have by far one of the highest operational tempos. Once you’re out you’ll have access to a decent word of PSCs, especially if you get a clearance of some kind.

Thanks, I've thought about becoming an EMT.
I would never fight in Syria because the volunteer groups there are communist, also ISIS has been pretty thoroughly BTFOed
I could see myself in Azov Division if they accept English speaking volunteers

I can't speak a lick of French and that's my main concern with the FFL, but I'll definitely look into it

Do you have any education? What about gov work like the FBI?

Currently pursuing a college degree, not sure what in exactly quite yet, maybe history, language, security studies
Also I'm not sure if I could be in the FBI because I'm pretty sure they check your politics, and I doubt they'd like what they saw with me regardless of my level of education

It’s funny. I’ve seen soooo many guys who go infantry in the Army or Marine Corps and think. “I’ll put in half a decade and get out and go contracting and make 100k a year smoking cigars and blowing shit up.”

Then they get out and the only job they can get on contract is bullshit static site security work that pays likeyou think it does... security guard money, just in a shitty foreign country.

Interesting jobs are given almost exclusively to guys who have a special operations background, have a clearance, and have combat deployments under their belt.

I’ve also seen guys with the quals talk the talk in the interview only to show up to vetting and get smoked by a 1 mile run that’s supposed to be a warmup.

There are a lot of wannabes and posers. Don’t be one. It’s fucking pitiful.

If you don’t want to go through the whole “boot licker” process as you put it, then FFL is probably the way to go. Oh you’ll still lick boots. (It’s just the dues you have to pay to play) But nobody will know about it if you don’t want them to.

Fair enough, I'll check it out.
I say bootlicker in the sense that I don't want to be fighting for something that I don't believe in
Ex. fighting meaningless wars in the middle east, or enforcing laws put in place by socialist/far left politicians e.i. police in Seattle, San Francisco

Or in the FBI, spying on guys who post on these boards

History major here, choose this only if you've got a wealthy family, live near a shitload of museums, are thinking about post graduate legal studies, or already have someone to hire you after you graduate.

I am considering post graduate law school and trying to become some kind of self defense lawyer, free speech lawyer, second amendment lawyer, etc.
I'm looking for something to do before I do that

Well then the FFL is out. They fight the most meaningless shit. But they’re really active.

The wars in the Middle East aren’t super meaningless.... the US is a net oil exporter as of Q3 2018. The petrodollar (OPEC only accepts US dollars for the oil they produce) means most of the world has to underwrite US debt to get the future interest in dollars so they can buy the oil to service their energy needs.

Now the US is a net exporter, it means the world is buying US oil... with US dollars that they just got as interest payments on the debt. Meaning our debt is self funding because our interest comes back to pay for the oil. Hopefully it means we can potentially get our finances in order during this time.

The wars in the ME are to keep the petrodollar. It’s THE reason why we give Saudi such leeway with their bullshit. They’re the big proponent of the petrodollar within OPEC.

That’s the why nobody talks about but anyone worth their salt in international economics knows.

I don’t think they care about your politics unless you’re an outspoken anarchist or something. As long as you have a clean record you should be fine

Yeah man, no disrespect to those who have fought in the wars in the Middle East, but risking my life on the behalf of wealthy oil executives, Saudis, Israelis, not really my gig

Clean record,
What I'm worried about is them thinking I'm too far right, I'm not an extremist or anything
Also from what I've heard the FBI is a very political organization, it's better to be apolitical or left-wing than someone who is openly on the right as that is where the bias is against

You missed the point. The US economy and the livelihood of millions of US citizens depends on the petrodollar.

Think the financial crisis was bad for employment? When the US government can no longer issue debt to fund its domestic activities because other nations are unwilling to buy the debt because they can service their future energy requirements without dollars means a fiscal policy collapse that no monetary policy can offset.

Could be worth looking into more. They do a lot of really important work that’s “doing something with your life.” Catching serial killers, terrorists, fraudsters, narcos, money launderers, ...

And it all happens right here in America, so you’d be directly helping our country. They may even send you abroad sometimes, so you’d have travel opportunity.

A history major might not be competitive, though; you’d need to figure out how to prove value.

come on down to SA and help us slot some floppies

Real talk. Does SA issue work visas for foreign nationals to do work in security? If not SA then does any African country?

bumpin
I want to know if there is any legit way to do this
Maybe a security company that guards farms?

Im a paramedic, where could I find information on PMC/PSC companies that hire EMTs/Paramedics?

How about you go volunteer with one of those antipoaching units is Africa?
They run a pretty military-style operation what with the amount of money game reserves bring in and they will teach you both combat and bushcraft skills.

>>Learn that the current US military is for the most part a glorified adult daycare/welfare service filled with constant social justice bullshit, only a small minority of guys do secret squirrel shit and kill 70 IQ flipflop bandits on behalf of Israel
Nice mental gymnastics. Do you think you believe this because it's a convenient way to feel in lieu of your disappointment in not being allowed to join the military? I did a tour as an 11B in '09 and it was fucking awesome.

How about you go volunteer with one of those antipoaching units is Africa?
They run a pretty military-style operation what with the amount of money game reserves bring in and they will teach you both combat and bushcraft skills.

Yea in '09

OP was likely born in late nineties, if he wasn't DQ'd then he would likely sit on some base in Missouri, moping floors for 4/8 years. Peace time military

>I could see myself in Azov Division if they accept English speaking volunteers
you dumb fuck. they're nazis funded by jews so they stir trouble.

damn dude you sound a bit deluded.
you claim to be sitting and reading/watching action but you don't know how to be a part of it? what are you seeing??

national parks have volunteer programs. state parks usually do as well.
no PMC cares about you, you'd be a liability and you seem to realize it, so don't even mention it again.

if you live a Jow Forums lifestyle to begin with you'd be able to find these organizations and opportunities I'd think. you sound totally ungrounded with the shit you say in your later posts.

no fighting group wants your ass, just drop that right now.

>Also from what I've heard the FBI is a very political organization
you hear this from Jow Forums? jesus christ.

what the fuck is with you somehow tying the people who do literally anything "Jow Forums" to some nasty ulterior motives. no matter what big boy organization you join, you're just a cog in their machine and the picture is far bigger than you will realize without wholly devoting yourself to that organization.

you can join the feds to get training and experience and then move on to an organization that more appropriately aligns with your outlook and views doing the same job.
or you can continue not knowing what you're working towards in school while daydreaming about organizations that don't want someone who has zero applicable skills for their efforts.

reread your posts, they're pathetic.

Not OP but what degrees would feds like? Any military occupations that could help get hired? I imagine Intel could be useful

a degree relevant to what you want to do with the feds is ideal, but it will vary organization to organization.
same with mil jobs, otherwise you really just have the extra brownie points of being a vet on your application.
the fbi won't care if you did 10 years as infantry if you're applying for a cyber security position.

but every organization has its own quirks and you just need common sense. if you want to be an intel analyst for say...the NSA, then you can do it with a computer science degree since they are computer nerds.
that wouldn't apply to most agencies, however. so just use common sense. most importantly, however, get your foot in the door then you can move around laterally a lot easier.

I imagine a minor in the right languages would help tremendously.

>ukraine
No such thing.

I thought about volunteering to fight in West Papua. Despite my best efforts I do not have direct contacts to the Free Papua Movement.

I've also contacted the KNLA in Myanmar but their leader shrugged me off. He seemed interested about receiving international volunteers but when I sent him a brief description about my experience and service he stopped replying.

I'm going to try to contact other groups in Myanmar (like the Kachin and Arakan) since the KNLA are too snobbish and selective now because they are currently receiving major financial aid, training and resources from the Free Burmese Rangers

most "private security" guys here work in the city and are like american security guards, they sit in a booth and let cars in or out, do patrols and only really carry a pistol, back in the 80's and 90's up until the early 2000's they actually did a lot of police type stuff but not anymore, farmers don't often employ security because most farmers have their own firearms and a kommando type network with other farmers if there's trouble

the only real operators here now are STF which is paid and township kommando which isn't paid, both of which require citizenship

learn arabic or french, you'd get to operate in northern africa and western africa where nobody wants to put actual soldiers

You get taught French when you join the FFL

>sour grapes and larping
>the post

If he couldn’t get accepted to the US mil then the legion definitely won’t take him.

Typical arrogant and entitled gen z faggot. Why would anyone WANT you? You have completely the wrong attitude to do any of the things video games and YouTube have made you think you’re interested in.

Your reading comprehension is atrocious. He said he got his vision fixed (the reason is cited for being DQ’d).

I dunno user, I signed up for a private security firm expecting to Paul blart it out, but now I spend my job escorting state inmates all around my state.

OP. Check out Torres International, it's SO work overseas, but it's a start if you have the background.

So basically you believe in nothing, have no .mil experience, and you're not qualified for military service? If you want to run around and shot people you should just be a criminal, though I'm sure you're too much of a pussy for a gang.

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There are militias. Quite a few midwest/west and a ton of them in Michigan (where I live currently). They'll take just about any breathing human, will train you on basic stuff and wilderness survival as well.

Some of them shipped their people to the middle east recently, don't know what came of that.

Based Tucker Carlson poster

what sights are those on the m4

What do you think pmc's do?
They fight shit they don't care about, maybe hascan effect at home but it will be marginally a nothing.
Your more likely to do shit you care about ie protection of your nation in the coast gaurd

The iron sights are the KAC front and rear

From what I've heard if you just want to be an agent, combat arms, intel, MP helps a bunch.

If you want to be an analyst or cyber security nerd pick an intel/computer heavy big brain MOS.

I heard there was an American militia that went over to fight with the Kurds and their Republican Christian asses suddenly realized the Kurdish rebels were godless commies and dipped, any truth to that?

How does one do that, and does it pay well ?

>teach combat or bushcraft

>a pool of african war vets and mercenaries that need work since there are no more wars.

History is a meme, language is partially a meme. Better off taking the money and going to wherever you were planning to learn the language of, white american who's demonstrably embedded to the location is worth a lot more than a guy who could be anywhere between almost as qualified the aforementioned or some retard who only showed up hungover 25% of the time. Look at China, so long as you can demonstrate you won't blow anything up, you can get hired over there to interpret or just look western when needed.

>>teach combat or bushcraft

>>a pool of african war vets and mercenaries that need work since there are no more wars.
What did he mean by that?

Cope

Law school sucks brah. Surrounded by very intelligent, yet unbelievably retarded ultra progressives whose pack mentality is so stifling that anyone right of left who isn't grounded will eventually snap at the sheer stupidity and virtue signaling. Do something more worthwhile with your life lol.

Do you have any experience with China? Care to share?

Nobody wants an idiot who's just looking for a place to get himself killed

Not the person you replied to but I've found that China is hit or miss with the programs they offer. It helps to know someone who's run with a program that they speak highly of but my experience with a cultural emersion and Mandarin Chinese program was that it was an utter scam. You just need to be diligent with your research and there's a lot to be offered in terms of international experience and employment.

Good to know, thanks. Does it help to know Chinese people?

>desire.to fuck shit up
Kill yourself you insufferable larping edgy retard

contact any of the pmc groups and talk to them. Literally call them. That's the only way, whether you have a military or emt background or not.

What do you say to them? I imagine calling and saying "oh you know, just to prepare fo civil war and to terminate some Muslims to make it easier in the future" will not really work in your favour

You can join Right Sector.

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this had some buddies that volunteered for Ukraine but one got v& for war crimes
something about throwing hand grenades at statues or something
anyway

don't become an EMT unless you want to
you'll have to be an EMT for years before applying
imagine the poor guy you're taking care of and you don't know your shit nor care about it and would rather just fight
this is why I hate PJs, they are great warriors, shitty shitty medics

>muh sour grapes
>muh cope
Should’ve just lied user

Fuck off shareblue

people volunteer to defend the areas of people who still speak the language of Our Lord and Savior