What gun should I carry to help me pick up fat chicks on the street?

What gun should I carry to help me pick up fat chicks on the street?
What kind of guns do fat chicks like?

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a shotgun to the face.

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A gun that shoots bullets that improve mental health. Suck-start it.

a famas made of cheese

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Something suitable for hunting up a LOT of food.

No gun can help you not make horrible threads, but you can use one so you stop bothering us.

Can Cannon loaded with gravy

Unironically some sort of AK

answer is always revolvers, they remind them of their fathers

Fat girls like big guns

Get a fifty caliber pistol or rifle OP.

Draco

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carry glockolate

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October makes me feel funny

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A grease gun

mommy

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walther PPK or P99.

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you are a nigger

you are a nigger

you are a nigger

average chub chaser, aka, a nigger

you are a nigger

you are a nigger

you are a nigger

white and redpilled

What calender is this?

some shit for niggers, one must presume

probably has kwanza marked out

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>pick up fat chicks
You need a forklift.

calm down

>See that some ham comes to him.

H*** s**

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you're a nigger

potentially a nigger

y** a** a n*gg*r

I'd take her to pound town.

because you're a nigger

Calling everyone a nigger doesn't seem very productive.

glocks because only niggers want fat white chicks.

neither does posting your disease fetish on Jow Forums but here we are

Worst. Thread. Ever.

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Shut the fuck up