What is with these dude's uniforms

Why do they look so hack and dash? Look at ther fucking boots. Half tucked in, half not? Why were they so damn lazy looking? I was just in that Fuck the SEALs thread and just, God damn. These dudes look like Airsoft players.

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Apparently Marcus Lutrell is the dude with the hat and the scard. Tie your left boot you lazy piece of crap, what the fuck??

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>quick everyone stop fucking around in your underwear and get dressed for a photo op
Or do you think every solider is 100% tucked away at any given notice?

"Hey guys lets take the picture that's literally gonna be your picture on wikipedia that people will know you by, and your failed mission, forever" you'd think they'd at least finish getting dressed.

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>defending buffalo wild wings

They had the time to put on their vests, accessories, sunglasses and stupid scarf, they should have the time and were withal to tie their fucking shoes at least, if not properly blouse them.

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Rule #1: Be comfy
Rule #2: Don't get caught
Their boots aren't even laced, not like some candid camera caught them in the wild. They were all in one spot at that moment at various stages of ready so someone snapped a picture.

>t. Pog CSM

Indeed OP...Indeed..Also why there's Chinese spy yellow bastard in this team? We all know that American Chinese is traitorous coward spy whose loyalty lies in Peking instead of Washington. How many American ideas, mind, technology have been stolen by these yellow bastards. God. I wish our saviour Great Emperor Leader Trump could do something and kick this yellow parasites out of our Holy America soil. FOREVER.

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Again, why the fuck would TYING THEIR DAMN SHOES come AFTER putting on their fucking vests, accessories, shit like that? I bet no one here fucking puts their backpack for work on before tying their shoes, and half the people here are autistic.

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when you're in your boots for 6 straight months you relish every single second you get to have them unlaced you dumbass

YIKES
one if them is a millionaire and here you are posting on this white supremacist website
pls go have sex sweetie

You know I bet you they take them off to sleep at night. I lived in Florida my whole life until about a month ago. Moved to Colorado. ever since I was 13, I've worn nothing except leather steel toed boots. I'll tell you what, I would unlace them sometimes. Some. Times. Like when I'm stuck in a car for hours and it's cloustraphobic. Not every single second I could possibly get away with. And I'm just some dumbass faggot. These are supposed to be SEALs, who are supposed to be ready to kill at a moment's notice, not trip over their damn feet because they wanna walk around the base with their shoes unlaced because "it's hot out here in the desert!"

I have the luxery of being able to complain about them on the internet. I don't need to get laid I'm doing fucking fine. And that wouldn't be a millionare if he hadn't gotten 2 inches from killed, saved by some tribals, and then carried around on a chair as a hero, despite not having saved jack shit.

>kill at a moments notice
>walking around base
Settle down there Sgt. CoD

So the SEALs who are in some base in the middle of the desert who are subject to terrorist attack at pretty much any moment get a free pass to be lazy. They're wearing vests, carrying guns, they're clearly not in "Relaxin n maxin and playing Xbox while eating the beef stroganoff MRE and jerking off to a porno mag in the shitter" mode.

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SOF guys look for every possible way to stand out from the rest of the grunts in the chow hall. Be it the beard, the personalized weapon, the personalized kit, baseball caps or whatever the fuck else they want, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if these guys rolled around looking unkempt as fuck as a status symbol ("look how little we give a shit").

What are they going to do, ladderstall wall bang some random asshole who fired a mortar from behind three dozen walls and has since ran away from his position by the time they even hear it? Good grief, Call of Duty was a mistake.

Backpack goes on inside, boots get put on outside. Are you a fucking savage?

Why are your boots outside, do you want them to get stolen? do you want dirt getting on your socks?

"Look how little we give a shit, we're gonna be unkempt as fuck and as unprofessional as we can get away with, because we're apparently the guys you're supposed to look up to, we're apparently supposed to be the greatest example" God damn, it's the same mentality as most people driving. You act right just far enough to get the license, then throw 90% of that shit out the window.

>and the clous copypasta was born

You're ignoring what I'm saying you dipshit, get off your superiority bandwagon, LOOK AT THEM. They got their combat vests on, guns at the ready, all their kit and caboodle, and cannot even be assed to tie their shoes. Stop sucking their dicks so much.

Yeah, get all your gear on next to your locker then shuffle around outside with your shoes unlaced because fuck is it hot. Then you tie them in transport or wherever because COMFORT.
This shit ain't harry potter where the photographs move aspie. It was an instant snapshot at some point in time, most likely right as they walked out of their barracks considering how clean their uniforms still are.

yeah well, I don't think the supreme operators should be prioritizing comfort. And because this is basically now just me and you calling eachother names, guess what? You're a nigger, your dad's a fag, your mom is gonna die of cancer, and you're a nigger.

YIIIIIIIIKES

If you wanna be cool too maybe you should go to selection, if not shut the fuck up and go get a haircut

Second from the left was in Act of Valor huh?

You'd make a good sergeant major and a terrible leader.

HAND IN THE FUCKING POCKET!!??

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notice the butch gay facial hair configuration. vid related

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i will put this in a way zooms can understand. seals can be pretty cringe, but these threads are turbo cringe

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I know the whole Seals and biographies thing has been a mainstream meme for decades, but lets be realistic here; that pic was only ever supposed to be seen by other seals and maybe by the friends and families of the guys in it. No non-autist goes through life fixating on "what if this pic ends up being my mugshot/wikipedia pic?". It would have just been "Hey Chad and Brad ship out tomorrow while Troy and Roy are leaving on a week long patrol tonight, so lets all take a sick photo while we're all here together; everyone get your vests on for a sec and crowd outside". No deeper thought than that.