Name my weapon, Jow Forums

Legal barrel and overall length

Three inch chamber single shot NEF / H&R action

Refinished wood and metal, 12 ounce roofing hatchet on the butt, rail block holding a weapon light on the other.

Help me name this all in one survival weapon I’ve put together.

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Clit Fistwood

THE mistake of God

NB/B 3000
Nigger Blaster/Basher

You've reached levels of bubba retardation that we didn't think were possible.

Lizzie Borden Special

I built this thing because I wanted a cheap, reliable all in one weapon to outfit a “zombie survival” team that even a total novice could use in a short amount of time.

Shotguns are aim in the general direction and shoot, and anyone can swing a club.

And I was bored.

Hey look at that. mine's kinda similar

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KYS-12
No, really.

dubs for sister fister

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: The Gun.

NK-12. Nigger knocker.

This looks like the special variation of a weapon in fallout New Vegas. Or like something from Hunt Showdown.

Bro-rolling for this one.

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I'll throw a roll on that one

>yfw the birds balsac grip becomes a thing

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This.

Hammer Time.

The B&B special. (Blast 'em and bash 'em)

Another round on me guys

The "Almost Useless".

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I dub thee
'Shitforbrains-NDs-his-own-dick-off-in-axefight'

>I wanted a cheap, reliable all in one weapon to outfit a “zombie survival” team

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The Gash Basher

Was going to roll for this. Sister Fister it is. Carve it in the fore end or KYS

Fuck

been playing hunt: showdown haven't you?

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Could you do this to a shockwave and maybe have a USABLE gun out of it?

this is CRINGINGLY based

Appalachian warhammer?
The only other name I got is Coal Miner's Sword.

BLAMMER HAMMER

“The Fucking Retard”

based

Tabitha

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What is this?

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The big boy stick

At least pad the top of the club ffs lol

the dubs have S P O K E N

Yeeeeeeeeeeessss!!!!!

>zombie
unironically kill yourself

I dread to think what actually using the hatchet/hammer would do to the action. You do realize that over time single shot shotguns develop a wobble in the hinge that compromises their safety and reliability, right?

Ayyy saw this on my local Armslist today, are you 850 user?

Pair of dubs
>anyone got triples or a flush?

If not, show us you havent shot it off yet, Shitforbrains

The Hatchet Job

Holy shit I saw this abomination on armslist and just didn't want to dox myself that much. Ffs of course it's a Floridaman creation bubba would come here to brag about.

Your shit is overpriced too btw, drop it $100 for that retarded flipper baby.

Ive wanted to make one of those so goddamn bad. I dont give a single fuck about how impractical it would be.

What if, zombies aren't real?

>armed guns
Great name for a gun company turkey