British flagged tanker seized by Iran

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this is getting hilariously awesome

a second bong tanker is under siege

I'd rather the Brits and Americans just start an assassination campaign against the IRGC. No point killing Iranian civvies over the stupidity of their leaders.

They already have one nigger, being blatant about it will just make their own assets fair game in the public eye

Sauce?

grace 1 got siezed on intl waters

2 british ships got siezed on intl waters

this shit is hilarious to watch i for once im with iran purely cause they are once more proving to the world that uk is a joke

My country is too stupid to sieze anything but the people as hostages.

Behead all mullah. Don’t waste bullets.

Yes without milk is so uncivilized.

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There is only one British warship in the Gulf.

You can't expect it to be everywhere.

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Brilliant idea. Couldnt we do this sort of thing in other countries that also have amock govts in need of pruning of dead and cancerous limbs?
Drain the swamp with surgical operation s.
Q-user Division:: Special Activities Squad

What right did Iran have to commandeer the British tanker?

Yeah what we need is another big war in the Middle East, preferably involving full might of Israel. Nothing will bring down the world to ruin like millions of casualties, another refugee (non economic this time) crisis and skyrocketing oil prices.

>literally steal a fucking tanker of oil
>go back to Iranian waters and aggressively pose at other warships
Remind me why they didnt open fire, again? We've started wars for much, much less.

Shit, the British have started wars over less.

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IMO the west should do it like in Syria. Just have everyone else invade Iran after the airforce of the west gains air superiority. This drags in Russia, and makes them waste money by having to put their own boots on the ground.

Who didn't open fire? The British?

Are you seriously suggesting dumping AshMs into a busy sea lane?

>Are you seriously suggesting dumping AshMs into a busy sea lane?
Yes.
If you steal my shit and whip out a gun at me on a busy street I'm probably going to gun you down. I've got faith that a couple of missiles are more accurate than I'd be in that situation.

If you see no problem with firing AshMs, at contacts that might not even be in the line of sight, that have no ability to discern between civilian and military targets in a busy sea lane then I've got nothing more to say to you.

Israeli user here.
where's a third of the Jow Forums brainlets who believe the jews/israel are causing this cos .
go on, provide me an explanation, i'm dying to hear this one.

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Why would any European navy be capable of extended operations? It is a miracle their ships made it out of home port.

Tit for tat. Might makes right.

Because as we've seen they have interests beyond their region.

>we
where are you from exactly?

Oy vey, aren't ya gunna do sumthin', Goyim?!

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That's not relevant to my point.

on the contrary! why are you evading the question? answer it.
It's quite pertinent to the discussion, tell us what country you're from so we may consider the effects of a bias on your opinion. if you have no bias then just tell us where you're from and be done with it.

What country I come from does not change whether European countries have interests beyond their region. It is not relevant.

You're doing it to create a conflict that will weaken one of your neighbours.

Except in this case you are the thief and Iran is simply defending itself and its ships from British piracy.

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Why can't the Anglosphere just stop fucking around in the middle east?

we're doing what? you explain to me how israel caused the hijacking of the tanker.

Your refusal to just tell us where you're from points out to an obvious bias against europe. anyone can talk shit about other countries cos they are from countries that dislike those aforementioned countries.

you're kind of delusional thinking you don't have a bias on the topic when it's kind of obvious you do.
You're also kind of cowardly not just saying where you're from.

O P I U M

What's the tea equivalent to drinking coffee black?
Drinking it green?

i think its still black

It's called sacrilege

bongs are so cucked they cant handle the strength of the dry leaves they pillaged asia for. incredible.

Black

Black Tea

Who knows how. Maybe one of your spies was given and leaked the location of the tanker and the nearest friendly warships to someone or as someone in the Iranian military, allowing the Iranians to capture it. You want a western coalition to run a train on Iran so they will be a weak and disorganised neighbour for the next century, just like Syria.

At least they can drink milk. You can't even handle milk to begin with because you have those inferior genes that make you shit yourself when you drink milk.

Man fuck tit for tat. Irans playing us like cucks right now.

i drink milk straight from your mothers tits. putting it in tea is for faggots.

There are two warships in the area and 30+ british flagged ships pass through on a typical day. Cant be everywhere at once.

That the UK even has ships there is still beyond the abilities of most nations.

Btw the ship captured is owned by a swedish company and has no brit nationals aboard.

Hello Ivan, here to start another thread?
>it's a dead empire that still hasn't come to terms with it.
>Implying we were the only European country to ever have a powerful empire and lose it
>Implying we're any different from any other Major European country
>while their country's now literally run by 3rd world.
>Imagine being this uninformed
>Imagine unironically believing shitposts about muh immigrants
Yeah no not gonna happen.
>I said the loicense joke again mom!!!

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>I said the loicense joke again mom!!!
I love seeing genuine ass pain so early. Are you even properly licensed to post here? Can you see these memes without restriction?

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>consuming black tea

Taking it black, just like your wife huh? Tea and milk are like white men and asian women. They mix well.

They don't need to be everywhere. They just need to cover the Iranian naval vessels that might go for one of their ships. Like when you mark someone in football.

Doesnt the US consume more milk than anyone?

DESU good for Iran. After what the Brits did to them for the better part of the 20th century, its fitting that they are doing this.

Not even close
You underestimate panjeets love for cows
Dairy is in literally everything they drink and eat

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>drinking milk
Haha gross

Are there even any British citizens on the Steno?

>I love seeing genuine ass pain so early. Are you even properly licensed to post here? Can you see these memes without restriction?

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That's quite the reach.

>After what the Brits did to them for the better part of the 20th century, its fitting that they are doing this.
What did we do might I ask? You sound like one of those retards who has a "hurr durr evil empire" opinion of us.

I think it would be the SBS for this one

>SBS
equally as cool desu. shame our cuck government won't let it happen. you might get the sbs paying the Iranians a visit and giving them an apology card from fucking Tesco.

This picture was probably made by dumb ass American not realizing that’s high level British trolling. Lol

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>lets launch anti ship missiles to a fast agile target that can very well hid behind the tanker and fucking use it as a target practice

oh yeah no wonder why nobody takes uk seriously

god uk really are gonna get their shit pushed in by iran fuck.

Interesting I would say Syria was already Israel’s bitch before the SCW. (Bombing their reactors, flexing on them with nukes, having an incredible border backed up by the best technology) Having a bunch of Iranians who actually mean fucking business now pouring onto your border would be shit and not in Israel’s interests. But cool opinions involving Israel and geo politics my dog I’ll have to remember that one. Maybe you meant to say that was the “world Jewry” objective. You’re getting their dawg. Right now your opinions could easily sway a meth addled convict to join the side of the nazis but you’re gonna have to pull more poopoo from Jow Forums than that to convert people who actually love you.

>ifunnny watermark
Just noticed that
Good job, you've already put yourself at a lower status than the people you're trying to mock

Am I being trolled?

>t. assblasted britbong

>gives a well reasoned response pointing out their blatant uninfromativity, putting each individual in their place
>OHMAYGAWD YOU WRITE BIG TEXT TEXT?!
>BUTTBLASTED BONG COPE HARDER LOLOLOL

>uninfromativity

user, I...

>well reasoning
>starts by calling someone ivan

good

>as if most of these threads aren't started by Russian shills who want to turn our Gulible allies against us

Bongs are just so butt blasted they think everyone making fun of them is a Russian.

>someone makes a thread making fun of Great Shittian
>American somehow loses all of its vassal state
I hope you have enough hemorrhoid cream for that much asshurt

I don't but what I do believe is as soon as the USA sweeps Iran you fags will be rushing in to soak up the territory for yourselves.

You sound more buttblasted desu

No u

>We've started wars for much, much less.
We've also lost wars against much weaker opponents.

Look at a map, retard.

oh yeah because we all know that only russians laughs are uk and usa right?

the rest of the world LOVES THEM
LOL

Imagine being this obsessed with some tiny island off the coast of Europe.

Agreed, the world should agree to nuke the asshole of the world, and be done with all this muslim bullshit.

>Milk in tea
Why do bongs do this? Do they pour milk into coke too?

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Look at all this genuine seethe and hurt, enjoy it. There is more to come.

Asides your incredibly broken English, there have been plenty of non Brits on the other threads questioning the obsessive Anglophobia and the utter retardation of such people, not to mention the only Americans to dislike us are either German, spics, schizos, or gullible enough to fall for this kind of shilling, even then, that's just on Jow Forums, elsewhere, any American would have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you, because we're good friends irl.
>immitates the flawed logic of those who have little brain capacity to actually refute my point
>continues to prove my point
Also
>There is more to come.
Idk about you mate but I have better things to do than spend my entire day watching this thread and arguing with an echochamber of retards on the internet, so I truly couldn't give a fuck.

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>so I truly couldn't give a fuck.
>always immediately replies

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actually, yes
>t.child of a bong

time to call in the privateers lads

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No, they still do it. But theres like 30 odd tankers in the area and only about 4 royal navy vessels. Theyre sending more but i havent a clue why the tanker didnt wait for an escort. Britain could kick Iran's ass but i bet the government wont do shit.

>dodges the fact he expects me to spend my entire day arguing with him on this thread like he does, exposing how low he is
>makes false claims that I instantly respond to his messages despite being 15-5 minutes after on two occasions spaced out throughout the day

>Britain could kick Iran's ass but i bet the government wont do shit.
with what? a carrier that has less than half of an air wing and hasn't completed sea trials yet?

>immitates
user you really gotta stop

>Remind me why they didnt open fire, again?
It's because declaring war is exactly what the ayatollahs want.These attacks aren't acts of defiance,they are desperate attempts to find a scapegoat for the ullah's stupidity.

We don't need to waste billions of dollars and thousands of lives to defeat Iran,the sanctions are already doing enough damage.