What's the best way to wield a dragon dildo in CQC? I'm thinking hold it by the head and use it like a shillelagh.
What's the best way to wield a dragon dildo in CQC? I'm thinking hold it by the head and use it like a shillelagh
Oliver Cruz
Matthew Baker
Can-cannon with the base of the dildo stuffed into a cut down can. I was also thinking of irritant to fuck with eyesight/breathing as well, in whatever part the balls don't fit in. Or covered on the dildo.
Asher Thompson
Unironically would turn it into a crowd control device
>show up in a gay ass fursuit
>have dragon dildo with cum tube
>dozens XXL cum syringes for cum tube
>instead of dragon cum lube....
>.... its home made pepper spray, or pepper spray you bought and filled these tubes with
>walk into antifa crowd
>take out your dragon dildo and start pissing/cumming on people
>everyone screams in pain and crumbles to the ground blinded and noses bleeding from the musky smell of dragon cock cum pepper spray
Justin Evans
i wonder how it would feel in my ass?
Jayden Sullivan
feel in your ass with pepper spray lube?
Thomas Hill
Pretty good, I have that same one.
Easton Powell
Sluts
Christian Watson
post guns
Gavin James
post guns
Cooper Hill
post guns
Gabriel Smith
Leo Phillips
post boi pucci
Levi Martinez
post dildos
Kayden Jackson
Christian Cruz
An odd request, to be sure, but I can abide.
Adam Barnes
Are you...aware of where *you* are?
Aiden Wood
A "small" Flint was the fattest, most uncomfortable thing I've ever fit in my ass. It took a hell of a lot of slow teasing and gradual stretching, but the orgasm was unbelievable. I cannot comprehend anyone taking the larger sizes, it'd be like sitting on a fucking fire hydrant.
Can't say I'd recommend it though, those ridges don't feel great. If you want a dragon dildo, get a small, firm Nox with a suction cup. Loosen yourself up with two or three fingers, then grind on it in the shower with plenty of lube until you can press it in. I've taken a lot bigger than that, but it's still my absolute favorite. It's human-like in size and texture with just enough of the exotic. Feels amazing, won't ruin your ass.
Lincoln Hernandez
Clayton is fun too.
Hunter Richardson
Texture looks appealing, but I haven't enjoyed it very much in practice. Knots aren't all they're made out to be either. Nox and Crackers are the best I've tried by far, and they're relatively "normal" looking dicks.
Gabriel Ortiz
newfags are funny
Nathaniel Williams
>the leftist infiltration is this blatant
Luke Martin
This is just an act, right?
Hudson Allen
I have a medium Spritz and the tip just easies itself it in to not hurt that much, took a long ass time to take the knot though. I wonder how the fuck people can take XXL ones since I felt so fucking full with it already.
Luis Parker
Lots of practice, I'd imagine.
David Green
All these homos reporting me for calling their thread out, and the jannies enforcing bullshit blocks that will go nowhere because the discord marxists have their own in the janitor applications. It's an injustice, a crime. It's like some MKUltra rage psyop to try and get me to become the next Omar Mateen.
You fucking faggots are disgusting creatures and have overstayed your welcome. Why couldn't you let me talk about weapons? Why did you have to hijack the board to your own fetish needs? You love inducing relentless sadism on innocents, just like Brian Clyde spam with your discord nigger sissification worship.
And you just want to talk about dildos. This is an atrocity. Don't you know what happens to your kind in history?
Mason Martin
That's a lot of talk for a nogunz user, you're not gonna be putting down any degenerates like this.
Noah Lewis
Do it! Panties/dildo are a bonus.
Nolan Robinson
I mean practice is key but that's probably not healthy for their asses in the long run.
Luis Green
I told you to post your guns first, glownigger.
Aaron Wilson
You probably heard in /v/ that Jow Forums is one of easiest boards to troll but you really need to step your bait game up, summerfag.
Juan Roberts
If I wanted to troll I would have posted low-effort one liner shit like everyone else.
Ryan Smith
ok, I'm none of the people you originally replied to by the way. You just reek of retarded nogunz faggotry. You know you need more than just rope to have a day of the rope, right Jow Forumsfag?
Brody Carter
God, I love Jow Forums so much.
Ian Powell
>You just reek of retarded nogunz faggotry.
Yeah, well you're wrong. Find a new insult already.
Chase King
>Post absolutely abhorrent, off topic bullshit
>Do it a lot
>Do it for years
>It's now 'Board culture'
Such is the life-cycle of an image board. Everywhere on the internet is enevitably flooded with gay bottoms. It's annoying when they try to act tough while posting sissy shit.
Juan Morgan
Absolutely based.
Robert Wilson
nice airshit
Benjamin Foster
>now
Camden Moore
Clean your fucking monitor you disgusting slob.
Thomas Evans
Browsing Jow Forums is quality entertainment, normies will never understand. I'm off to /ak/ after this.
Christopher Torres
>the off-topic fag posts in /ak/ threads
Wow color me surprised. Fuck off back to /trash/ you parasites.
Landon Baker
Now is relevant because at once it wasn't. It's been introduced.
Easton Peterson
Glad there are still people having fun here.
Jayden Lopez
>BUT I'VE BEEN FORCING GAY FURRY MEMES HERE FOR YEARS IT'S Jow Forums!!!!!
Fuck off with your psyop, subhuman degenerate.
Daniel Rogers
>people are having fun
>THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Eli Bailey
I would think something like a Chance XL would do great, you could whip someone like that "Horsecock!" comic.
Dylan Harris
Angel White
The only 'fun' to be had when you post this sort of shit is discussion about your favorite dildo and cringe-induced chuckles. It's revolting but funny every once in a while. Please keep your 'I wanna put thing in ass' posts to twice a day, it's the least you could do, xoxo.
Leo Morgan
I'm all for fun threads, but if it's all just incessant fucking shitposting and LGBT shilling, like in your perfect Jow Forums, there's nothing left.
Jason Miller
reminder that furry is explicitly allowed sitewide now
Logan Baker
I have a medium Crackers (the size of which was a mistake in itself), but from back when they still used the weird 3D printed textures. An old David too, for that matter.
They feel like sandpaper, even with lube.
Angel Baker
No it fucking isn't. Kill yourself you're a faggot brought to you by makeameme (-Ron Perlman)
Landon Brown
I've been banned from /tv/ like three times in as many months for posting pretty innocuous furry reaction images (granted, they were porn crops, but so is everything else on this site).
Naturally, everything else in those literal porn threads stayed up until image limit was reached. No less than I'd expect from our upstanding jannies.
Lucas Wood
so long as it isn't porn
it is not prohibited
*DABS*
Robert Ramirez
>WAHHH THE JANNY DOESN'T LET ME POST FURRY FAGGOT SHIT
Oh boo hoo. I fucking hate you gay white furries, and am ecstatic whenever a white male dies.
Dylan Rogers
Weird, mine didn't come like that, but I ordered a small. Does the texture change when they scale it up, or was it just something they've fixed since then?
Brody Peterson
Elijah Cruz
>/ch/ - chinese weapons is censored by le jannies
>dragon dildos = janny endorsed
what happened, Jow Forums?
Juan Smith
I think they've moved to a smoother finish in general. To be fair, this was 7 or 8 years ago now that I ordered them.
Juan Walker
you furniggers really shit up the site after the chanology bullshit.
Zachary Barnes
I'm joining these guys at the drop of a hat.
discord trannies spammed the janitor applications because they thought Jow Forums was too (((problematic)))
Lucas Long
It's more that I'm punished for posting non-porn in an actual porn thread that's silly to me.
Jow Forums janitors are actual retards.
Brayden Perez
chanology, habbo, the cuckening, and the election.
Grayson Adams
What do you expect? Hot pockets are no good for brain development
David Perez
fucking this,
all i just wanna do is post anime and guns in peace.
>normies
its normalfag/normalnigger, normalnigger
Brody Hughes
>post anime
You fuck off too. Weapons and military only. Anyone else needs to GTFO. Also Lain is indicative of discord trannies. You're a faggot, brought to you by makeameme. I'm purer than you, Amerilard.
David Flores
ALLAHU AKBAR
Robert Sullivan
Furries should die.
Gavin Thompson
>goes to Jow Forums
>complains about anime
you need to leave along with the rest of the cancer
so allow me to explain the meaning of some of the boards
boorayko (random) /b/
naginata (transport) /n/
keisatsu (weapons) Jow Forums
and boards that still have their nipponese names
ecchi /e/
hentai /h/
I'm not going through all of them, but the point remains that if you aren't wapanese you don't belong here, just like the furfaggots, trannies, plebbitors and kikes
checking those trips of truth
Bentley Ward
Why ask when we all know you're gonna deep ccw it?
Cameron Bell
Welcome to cuckchan
this place has become a fucking joke
Dominic Price
>muh Jow Forumseisatsu
Boards are dedicated to a topic, not said topic + anime. Jow Forums was made for weapons discussion without permavirgin manchild cartoons. Same goes for the handful of boards that are more popular than the most popular anime board.
This. Also,
>/lgbt/
Fucking why?
Andrew Scott
>a-airshit
not him, but that's just sad desu
Samuel Perry
>permavirgin
do you know where you are normalnigger?
clearly you do not. So, let me remind you anime is and has always been the soul of imageboards since 2ch, you cum gargling faggotkike.
>fucking why?
why do you think, retard?
Grayson Flores
>"do you know where you are normalnigger?"
>Jow Forums - Weapons
Jackson Gomez
Brayden Lee
weapons, Jow Forums stands for the japanese word (けいさつ) aka keisatsu
>frogposting
go and stay go, post-election normalgroid
Elijah Powell
Anime always has, and always will belong on Jow Forums, and anime has always been a part of Jow Forums. Fuck off back to R*ddit, newfag.
Dominic Russell
I honestly wish we could do this here in the US.
Kayden Campbell
you can still do that what are you complaining about
Matthew Sanchez
lock stock and two smoking barrels style
Jaxson Reed
Can-cannon. Point blank into baddies chest, or asshole if feasible
Anthony Barnes
you need to go back, normalfag
Thomas Thompson
Squarepeg is better, though not dragon themed the sizes are exquisite
Wyatt King
>shove dildo up own ass
>use resulting erection to sex home invader
>word spreads
>never get another home invasion
>incel.png
Joshua Robinson
You'll just get a different kind of surprise visitor.
Isaiah Adams
Santa? Do I get on the nice list again?
Brayden Baker
>It's the perfect position, sir!
>H-h-he can't be hit!
Joseph White
>high capacity assault cumtubes
Leo Nguyen
>tranny jannies love dragon dildo threads
not surprising
Nolan Torres
They also banned me for being "off-topic", of all people in this thread. This place has been compromised by discord faggots.
Nathan Anderson
>Jow Forums
>not a fag board
I'll have you know that exotic dildos are a proud tradition here.
Caleb Moore
Not one mention of...
HORSECOCK
Liam Stewart
Been here for years bud.
You're the obvious Jow Forums Reddit refugee.
I mean do you even get the joke? Dildo. Weapon. Jow Forums.
No, clearly it's all a Jewish psyop.
Fuck off you dumb child.
David Myers
Get one with a cum tube and strangle your target with it. You can also wrap the cum tube around your rifle and use the dildo as a floppy VFG like those strap things used in Vietnam i forget the name of.
Luke Ward
Would you recommend Rex?
Ethan Richardson
Dragon dildos would just be silly for CQC. Use a gun. Or a knife. Or a stick. Or anything that isn't straight up wobbly unwieldy rubber.
Noah Wilson
Trannies and fags are out in full force whens summer comes, I wonder why. Any of you have any theories?
Asher Richardson
kill yourself at the earliest possible convenience, please.
Ayden Reyes
No way dude. I still have a lot of masturbating to do.