Jow Forums humor thread

Post em'

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this isn't very funny.

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Praise kek

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There are many people who think this way. Think about how many hundreds of thousands of people think that the average gun owner who just owns any old firearm and takes it to the range and just wants to defend their family thinks that they are their family should be killed simply for their ownership. Think about it. They want to hurt you, they want to hurt your family, they want to hurt your friends. But you don't know their name, you don't know who they are, and you'll probably never meet them because they'll hurt you by voting for someone who will send the police to do it for them. Think about it for a second. They want you dead simply for your existence. They want those you love dead simply for your existence. Hundreds of thousands of people think like this, if not more. What's worse is 10s of millions, half the country, vote for it.

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whoa this flag is super cool where can i get it irl

they never are, user. i've found 1 thing i actually laughed at in these. 1.

Are you one of the poltards that is trying to radicalize Jow Forums as their personal army?

good fucking god why do you idiots spread this alarmist bullshit. no one wants to kill anyone, be it directly or indirectly. just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they want you dead. no wonder theres so many civil war and anti-cop threads lately with retards like you spreading panic

>good goy, come peaceably so the cops aren't scared to shoot your wife

>Imagine thinking this.
There are extremists for every faction and there're provably lefties that'd rather bury every single gun own than try and 'reform' them. Just like there're righties that'll put a hole in any ABC agency goon that comes to their door asking for their guns.

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>Just like there're righties that'll put a hole in any ABC agency goon that comes to their door asking for their guns.
wait is this extremist? im trying to be funny

im not trying to be funny*

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should have gotten a .40

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Shut the fuck up you meme killing wigger

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This r*dditor just threatened to indirectly murder me. I have no choice but to defend myself by tracking him down and putting a 9mm 147 grain jacketed hollow point in the back of his head. I didn't want to hurt anyone but he's left me no choice. It's him or me.

what memes am i killing?
i was just acknowledging these threads aren't funny. that flag is no shit some of the better humor but it's not Jow Forums and it's just kinda ok due to the lack of context.

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>no one wants to kill anyone, be it directly or indirectly

Can you read what they post? Stop being a denialists.

I kind of want a stock like that to put a can cannon on, don't know why

Too long, didn't read

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYhXDAhgG4

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>Can you read what they post? Stop being a denialists.
people on here post about shooting niggers and cops or blowing up buildings. do you think anyone actually means that? do you think theyd go out and do it? no? on the internet people just say retarded things because they get angry and because they can. no one actually wants to or would do what they say on the internet. go outside dude.

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Those are Brits though

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dumb phone poster

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All laws are backed up by the fact you will be killed if not obeyed

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please tell me how that relates at all to what I said?

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>Jow Forums humor
>starts the thread with a literal r*ddit screenshot
Fucking christ, just kill me now.

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>and now the tranny tripfag shows up
Board purge when

Not a tranny
lurk moar newfag

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I think some fag is selling them on ebay

based transposter

Dilate, and turn off your retarded tripcode and name while you're at it.
Remain anonymous unless you actually have a purpose for using a name, otherwise you're just a vain retard who wishes that Jow Forums would be more like reddit.
I bet you want upboats and downsfags too.

Seethe some more, basement dweller

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when i clicked on the picture my eyes immediately went to the a-10 I: >

Youre new and youre trying to fit in by harassing me. I get it. Stop trying so hard and lurk moar newfriend.
lurk moar

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>Youre new
>lurk moar
Woah sorry, didn't know I was speaking to an OldFag™. My apologies fair lady, continue about your day. May I request a pic of thine tits whilst you grace us in this thread with your overly self-important presence?
Seriously, you'd be better off on reddit if you crave attention this much. How hard is it to only use a name and tripcode when they are relevant to a thread?

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>Tranny oldfag
That's new. Now fuck off.
Filtered

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cute

yeah i was just joking.
though it is better than the kekistani flag for sure.

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Based cocky new fag, here have a complimentary (you), on the house

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How about I do what I want and you suck a dick newfag?
Was that so hard?
Filter me if you dont like it.

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I got one you guys might enjoy...

See how long it takes you to find the error in this picture:

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Thanks for the (You) and an extra thanks for the Baiken titties, they're much appreciated.
The answer to my question was: It's not hard at all. Incredibly easy actually, but it appears it may be difficult for an egotistical retard like yourself.

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Whoever made this one is an idiot

youtu.be/jWoBtcFw040

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Nothing is wrong. Thats a gun designed by Aperture Science. It shoots the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet, per bullet.

>No muzzle flash
>Entire bullet being fired
>Barrel way too big for the actual projectile
>Shittily drawn for flavor

Neat.

Imagine the extra mass behind every round

Middle picture looks like an album cover
Also
>tfw you will never be an experimental aircraft pilot

what the fuck

>Still doesn't kill him

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This could have been compressed into like 3 sentences
Still a good story, if not a bit too much filler

That's what I was thinking, everytownforgunsafety is way ahead of current arms manufacturers, we need to keep up

>he thinks leftists don't actually want him dead
go back to plebbit you delusional faggot

if you genuinely think liberals want you dead then what are you going to do about it?

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I don't understand! Why would you shoot a man after throwing him out of a plane?

Nice to see some Wing posting outside of /m/

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TELL ME ABOUT TROWA, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

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I thought I was on /m/ for a moment

Is it gay to fuck a tomboy?

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Absolutely not

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Fuck no dude

>do you think anyone actually means that? do you think theyd go out and do it?
Are you kidding? The only thing stopping most people from doing this sort of shit is they don't want to throw their lives away. That's it. That doesn't mean that the actual violent feelings and sentiment aren't there. Look at the comment in OP's post--notice how the sentiment is "I want you dead, and I'm going to vote for someone who will send people other than me to go and kill you". As of right now, most people won't act on those feelings, but that doesn't mean they won't indulge in them when someone else goes out and does the killing for them.

But, more and more, we ARE starting to see people act out those feelings. There's a new mass shooting or prolific killing every other day, and more and more they're becoming ideologically motivated. It's ridiculous to deny that social tensions aren't soaring right now when literally every study and analysis (as well as common sense) points to the contrary. Both sides are dehumanizing one another to the extreme, and both sides are becoming demonstrably more polarized. Is it end game yet? No, obviously not. But it's clearly getting worse. Do you really think the screencap in the OP's comment is coming from a place of just being a le ebin joke?

Lastly, human history is fucking rife with people killing each other en masse over all manner of dumb shit. It is painfully naive to think that we are magically immune to this just because we live in the 21st century, or in the first world. Again, the sky isn't falling (yet), but it's foolhardy to throw caution to the wind and ignore the current social trends just because they make you feel uncomfortable.

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lmao you got so assmad you had to write an essay 5 hours later. im not reading a fucking word of that shit bitch.

I want to kill these people in front of their women and proginy

>in front of their women
their women are too busy with Tyrone and Jamal.

excuse moi?

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It took me a couple minutes to write because I'm not a handicapped retard.
>lmao not gonna read
Yeah, that's about the level of discourse I was expecting. I don't really give a shit if you don't read it, by the way, because other people will and that's the entire point. I know there's no sense in trying to change a braincel's mind.

They would if they could
Everyone feels strongly about something, but life sucks ass

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Hey leftypol

Does leftypol like raping aryans?

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women!

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>Jow Forums screeches about civil war during years of relative social stability
>no problem
>Jow Forums screeches about civil war during years of relative social instability
>REEEE LEFTYPOL

lol

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