Most comfy place to be during WW3

It really is. You will be spared of the horror and shock that comes in the initial days of the nuclear exchange and you still have the honor to launch retaliation weapons against the Source of All Evil (USA).

It would still suck baboon balls sure but it is still the most comfy place during WW3.

Attached: BOREI-II_3d.jpg (2880x1440, 676K)

The Belgorod is fine, but the untested lithium battery in the Losharik is really bad.

The Belgorod is fictional.

How don't know, it would be pretty spooky to try and contact the base and hear only static

Kek

Do all subs have escape capsules?

>Most comfy place to be during WW3.
The international space station

Attached: 57.jpg (1585x1527, 140K)

No. It's not really a feature that they go for.

>Reactor catches fire
>Captain hands you a water pistol to put it out and a holed raincoat for protection for the radiation
>"Dasvidaniya comrade, for the motherland!"
I'm gonna have to say no to your offer, OP.

>Russian submarine
>Not immediately ganked by NATO HK subs five minutes after war starts that have been following it since it started it's cruise

Kek

One missile fired from a jet and you're donezo.

until you run out of food, retard

got ourselves a vatnik stronk thread it seems.

>Daily reminder

Attached: Russian Navy.jpg (1807x1384, 416K)

They'd also be killing their own people then
Then return back to earth and pick a safe country to land

>Losharik
>look it up on wikipedia
>critical fire in last july
>14 deads
wew

>Losharik
>Comfy

Implying they care about 1-3 astronauts max.

Implying it would even be Russia or China to shoot it down.

Yes because sending a bunch of people who are pretty much exclusively 65+ to a manned place flight sounds pretty reasonable. If you’ve actually seen what “duhh elite” look like you realize what a joke late capitalism really is.

Well over 10 trillion spent alone on black USAP programs and you think they can't get some people off this rock safely or have a backup plan or some Deep Underground Military Bases that are miles underground that can be wholly self sufficient indefinitely.

>Rusian anything
>comfy
Nah

youtube.com/watch?v=9Mdi_Fh9_Ag

Stop watching hollywood movies.

Attached: everything is fine.jpg (960x944, 53K)

You really think you can claw yourself out of a gravity well without a shit ton of thrust?
Do you believe in magic?

What a worthless reply. GG.

>~200+ meter long submarine
No.

Russia no longer performs deterrence patrols because their subs are easily tracked. They remain at dock and are intended to launch from there rather then ever deploy to open water.

user, a shit ton of thrust is literally how we claw our way out of Earth’s gravity well. I’m not really sure what you’re trying to say.

That's exactly what I said. What are you trying to say?

Good luck.

Attached: Ru_Alfa_cutaway.jpg (2200x1100, 431K)

Oh nevermind, I've been drinking. My point was Thrust + Very Old Fat Fags = Many heart attacks.

>drowning in radioactive boiling water when your poorly maintained vatnik sub accidentally the entire crew
>comfy
Choose one.

Attached: 1524730414327.webm (960x720, 370K)

Well, at least you won’t live long enough to enjoy the effects of the radiation.

Damn, that's beautiful. What is it ?

>comfy
Reminder that crew accommodations on slav vessels are so inhumane that even Chinese sailors on the Varyag/Lianoning almost revolted over the conditions.

A missile.

Thats a FAMAS

Alfas are some of the loudest subs still in service... ADCAPs are 65kt on terminal so they would have no trouble with a 42kt sub, titanium hull or not.

>Chinese sailors on the Varyag/Lianoning almost revolted over the conditions
When and how the fuck did this happen

you tell them big boi. this is why i'm going to be a sub nuc.
sub pride

one ping only please

Attached: 1377652019296.jpg (503x644, 121K)

Attached: Ground Control to Major Kong.png (1448x1186, 478K)

>Most comfy place to be during WW3.

Not in a country with nuclear weapons

The launch sequence makes it look like a Brahmos missile, but it could be something else.

"will carry" etc
gay vatnik vapourware again

oh man why waste so much money and time on fighting, can't we sit down talk and have the weapons people create unlimited energy for us all or have them create star trek like holodeck for us all to watch porn in. If they do want to fight just put the faggots who want to in a ring and light the ring on fire both faggots who want to fight die

no more war or fighting

>gay vatnik vapourware again

Personally, I just hope we discover hostile aliens so we can spend all our money and energy coming up with creative ways to fight them instead.

kys commie

Christchurch happened to remove guns and opposition to the elite that already have bunkers in New Zealand. They will wait underground for the magnetic pole switch to complete which will be a great cataclysm. After the pole settles in its new home the ice on top of the Antarctic land mass will have melted away and will be a tropical paradise. The elite will emerge and fly to their new throne to rule over the rest of the earth.

Attached: ChristchurchAntarctica.png (614x612, 138K)

>that are miles underground

Retard alert.

>UVB-76 suddenly goes silent
oh shit...

That drawing doesn't look too accurate. Where are the crews quarters?

These aren't in service. Also extremely loud.

>implying subs won't have some of the highest casualties

In 1970s era brutallist apartment blocks, one assumes. Alfa are all retired or 'reserve' but not maintained for years, resulting in them being unsafe to attempt to operate.

probably nerve gas

I mean it’s certainly warm if nothing else

Yeah, as it turns out, liquid metal coolant isn't all that great if you let it solidify.

That's why it's fine, no boat no problem

They wont

It was launched last month, faggot.

Regardless of OPs pic being a prime example for the usual russian vaporware wunderwaffen, what has the performance of the imperial russian navy 115 years to do with the contemporary russian navy?

Not there, burning to death ain't comfy.

The moon isnt real you absolute retard.

What will actually happen is the ice will melt due to anthropomorphic climate change, and the cataclysm will spawn from the famines resulting in the destruction of arable land and clean water via said climate change.

Seethe seethe.

115 years of inept navy? it goes back way farther than that ( Svensksund )
WWII - Those vodka soaked dolts couldn't even float back to lenningrad in a timely fashion when cut off in Tallinn
But you don't want to focus on ancient history. after all, what could that possibly tell you?
1984 - Severomorsk Disaster
1985 - Kuznetsov Disaster (it was launched)
1995 - A nuclear submarine had its electricity cut by an electricity company at a naval base due to unpaid bills. The submarine's cooling system ceased to function and the reactor "came close to meltdown"
2000 - Kursk Disaster where the 118-man crew died when it sank in the Barents - Russia refused international help to rescue trapped blast survivors
2005 - Seven Russian sailors were freed by the British after three days trapped in an AS-28 rescue mini-submarine 600 feet down running out of air
2008 - K-152 Disaster
2011 - Yekaterinburg caught fire while in dry-dock
2015 - Orel caught fire during repairs in a dry dock
2019 - AS-12 Losharik caught fire and 14 crew members died

Attached: user reported.png (900x676, 410K)

Nah, everyone but the russians just design their subs to re-surface

Well, you do have a point

It'll work next time!

>shrapnel from anti-satellite weapons rapes your hull
Enjoy the final succ.

Attached: homoerotic.png (517x329, 139K)

Attached: all you do is bitch.png (515x287, 232K)

Talking about subs I think the UK is building the largest NATO sub. Anyone got any info on it?

That's the Brexit™ Dildo, its purpose will become clearer later this year

Why don't you just eat the other smaller weaker astronauts?

Attached: morbo.jpg (487x366, 41K)

VLS Kalibr cruise missile or P800 Oniks

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5-xnJCFgzY

>gets dabbed on by an Astute

This is where I'll be. It ain't much but it'll do.

Attached: 20190210_161843_resized.jpg (1458x1944, 480K)

LOL does your face sock have a little nosey flap? aww.

Also: nice home made electrical outlet surrounded by wood you got there.

Attached: Smug0064.jpg (850x674, 92K)

Yeah that's a sock. Previous owner built the room in basement. Everything about it is janky

maybe surrounding it with flammable material wasn't a good idea then.

It's wired correctly just not pretty

It'll spark and catch that room on fire if an EMP hits it.

what a small little cave, i could fart into it and kill you three times over

A lighthouse in Siberia.

An oil rig.

youtube.com/watch?v=-uxJ7O1nmyc&list=PLXabidRc6PFASSrwuko3ouEqnfInVkUJ2&index=125