If you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
-Jesus
I am assuming that he would have us buy a firearm vs. a sword in modern times, but if not what sword would Jesus buy?
What firearm would Jesus buy?
Landon Hall
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Matthew James
Nailgun
Brayden Green
Nailgun
Luis Powell
AR15 and Gladius
Camden Diaz
NO GUYS THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT
Brayden Peterson
AR15 and 1911
Alexander Flores
1911 because fudds all call it a real tack driver
Brody Sanders
M17*
Ethan Cook
Katana
Wyatt Rivera
would he really though? AKs are more popular in that region of the world, also jesus was a man of culture and taste, so I am thinking maybe an MP5 or HK91
also jesus was all knowing and would have been aware of the existence of the katana, so you would have to figure that in
Jordan Cox
didn't you hear him ?
he'd buy a sword....propelled from a cannon to preferably via combustion of black powder
Thomas Garcia
AR 15 with homemade wood furniture
Dominic Bell
In that case galil or tavor and a kris.
Camden Ward
Musketoon/Blunderbuss. Loaded with nails.
Chase Moore
jesus would not buy a kris bc jesus was not retarded, galils are of course based though
Landon Myers
Glock 20 in 10mm AUTO.
John Stewart
I really want a roman short sword to keep in the umbrella basket next to my front door, just in case. It's less memey than a katana and really can get the job done.
Some of them look really really nice
Aaron Jackson
An94, g11, or a bread and fish duplicator
Austin Wood
>jesus was not retarded
>Thought his mom was a virgin, washed poor people's feet
Are we sure he wasn't?
Noah Murphy
Might have been an incel with a foot fetish?
Noah Flores
He called out the jews user, he was redpilled
Wyatt Foster
But he was a jew too. I'm conflicted
Robert Stewart
Checks out
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Brody Richardson
*Ahem*
Caleb Turner
500S&W and a Katana
Nathan Foster
Youre retarded and brainwashed by kikes. Jesus was the son of god who came to earth and told the jews they werent chosen people anymore and they need to stop their usury so they had him killed.
Blake Martinez
Wasn’t he a carpenter?....
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Jace Edwards
Sounds retarded
Brandon Stewart
But..
His mom was Jewish. In Judaism your Jew Level is from your mom.
Brandon Peterson
why did everyone call him "Rabbi"?
Wyatt Bell
I can see you were educated in Texas. Once you pass your adult literacy course maybe try reading those books for yourself.
Gabriel Thompson
doesn't rabbi just translate to teacher?
Christian Murphy
He had to be from the seed of Abraham, moron
Blake Watson
Jericho
Gabriel Jenkins
Pretty sure when tons of middle eastern observant jews are calling you "Rabbi" as you talk about what G-D wants, it means "jew rabbi"
Andrew Russell
None, since he was a bitch ass pacifist.
>inb4 muh merchants at muh temple
He literally just threw an autistic fit and everyone left from the cringe overload, he would get his shit pushed in by the temple guards if he did anything serious.
>inb4 muh sell cloak buy sword
Just a way to fullfil the prophecy of Jesus leading a band of criminals. Lets not forget when Peter actually uses the sword to defend Jesus and cut a dude's ear off, Jesus tells him to stop. What a faggot.
Jonathan Martinez
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