Broken Arrow

What would happen if a tactical nuclear weapon was detonated in Los Angeles on weekday at 16:15:00, at 34.0500201,-118.255407?

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A low yield weapon to be specific.

It would be pretty cool I guess
I might lose a friend or two from highschool though

Absoloute panic and global economic collapse

California would go red again

>I might lose a friend or two from highschool though.

I hope they're not cool. If they are tell them to get out of LA and go to greener pastures.

also, user. If this is some sort of scheme you have: please dont.

Sticky threads

>global economic collapse
Really?

oh my god its actually going to happen. heads up feds

>also, user. If this is some sort of scheme you have: please dont.

Trust me I don't have a nuclear capability. If I did things would be different.

fun fact: Los Angeles is controlled by Iranians.

Just be happy it's not actually the United States of America and just a Weird Neo-Fascists Rogue City State.

>34.0500201,-118.255407
Much less than you'd think.

It'd be worse than 9/11, much, much worse than Chernobyl or Fukushima. Barely registers on the apocalypse scale though, it's like 1/10 of a Hiroshima. Much more devastating would be the hit to the economy after we bankrupter ourselves bombing whatever son of a bitch did it back to the paleolithic.

nukemap.org if you wanted to have a play yourself

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>presumably two economic powerhouses start duking it out, ruining their own economies and fucking up international trade
Yes fucking really

>bombing whatever son of a bitch did it back to the paleolithic.

Time Traveling Nazis?

>fun fact: Los Angeles is controlled by Iranians

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Lol that shipyard doesn’t even exist anymore

Unless it was a North Korean nuke, then our ''leader'' would just Tweet about how nice Kim is an how good his dick tastes.

Well I can tell you stories.

>.3kt
That's not a tactical nuclear weapon. That's like a jury rigged dirty bomb.

are you lost?

>North Korean nuke

can you please include JewYork in this *hypothetical" scenario?

Nukemap isn't really great as it can't account for things like geography or disparate localized population density.

A dirty bomb doesn't undergo fission, it just spreads radionuclides around. 300T is absolutely a tactical weapon - it's the nuclear demolition charge.

The Davy Crockett, as tactical a nuke as it gets only had a yield of 20T.

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>can you please include JewYork in this *hypothetical" scenario?

I'll leave them to the DOJ, FBI, and NYPD and the rest of the country.

I encourage all of you to join the NYPD.

It's immediate, it's nice and it's illustrated. and for that detonation it's essentially in an "infinite, populated city scape" as far as the terrain goes.

You should never be expecting anything more accurate than an order of magnitude or this kind of thing though, if you're a gov. agency wanting to do disaster planning you pay a god damned team to do it instead of cheaping out and sticking it on some poor intern.

my mistake, it's a gravity bomb. I was thinking of the W45 as the MADM

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I thought about mounting the Crockett to a Huey.

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General MacArthur thinks you're gayer than my porn habit.

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>Downtown LA

And literally nothing of value was lost.

At least it would solve LA's rampant homeless problem.

>At least it would solve LA's rampant homeless problem.

They probably wouldn't all die. In fact it would be the great equalizer between all of those who bought those condos and them. Because those rich a-holes would immediately be homeless unless they diversified their real estate holdings.

not only homeless, but no doubt peniless as all of their equity would have been literally evaporated and no insurance in the hellscape that is modern america is going to pay out for property damage due to nuclear annhialation.

Th Glowing Homeless but you can call them Gnomes.

The only people I would have any sympathy for are the homeless. Anyone else fuck'em including myself. If anyone starts spouting some sympathetic bullshit like something we heard after 9/11 make sure to shoot them.

Los Angeles isn't New York. If someone nukes LA it won't be like 9/11. Fuck Los Angeles and everyone here, it's not the same shit. Trust me everyone will be better off.

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>How many Saudis and Arabs own Penthouses in Downtown Los Angeles? They probably own most of the crap with their other cronies.

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like they wouldn't get advanced notice

>Well then Beverly Hills?
>Or Santa Monica?

If they leave we win.

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That might kill my aunt. Would take out the best place in SoCal to get Belgian beer and sausages, but thankfully they've got another location closer to the coast, so not all is lost.

Fuck you hipster scum.
Your Aunt would probably live anyway.

The weather is good in Los Angeles. But that doesn't mean shit.

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This. Or he’d decide not to retaliate cause his dumb ass suddenly realized it’d kill people like during the drone thing.

America would be a better place

Fucking faggot. Give kim a medal for nuking california

Yard in OPs pic shut down over 20 years ago, now leaving us with a single solitary drydock that fit a carrier on the west coast

No, I don't believe I've stumbled into a board where the president hasn't totally gotten cucked by that norks.

>now leaving us with a single solitary drydock that fit a carrier on the west coast

I'd break out the Lagavulin 16.

>Lagavulin 16
Man that's fancy.

It would be alarmingly similar to the setup for the Nicholas Cage biopic "Next," which is something to be avoided at all costs.

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> A major port us vApOrIz3d

> Actually the number one container port in the USA

> More than 15% of all physical goods move through Los Angeles port or LAX in the United States.

> California economy is larger than Brittan, but only has two cities that really matter (LA and SF)

> Lol will this be bad if I broke this thing

Yes, it would ruin the US economy, and the world economy.

If nobody claimed responsibility, and Intel came up with shit, we wouldnt just nuke the guys looking at us sideways

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Correct me if im wrong but
>Broken Arrow = imminent danger of being overrun, demand priority support
>Empty Quiver = lost possession of nuclear device

>What would happen if a tactical nuclear weapon was detonated in Los Angeles
World becomes a slightly better place.

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Can you hit San Fagcisco as well?

t. Californian

>If Tsar Bomba detonated on one of the borders of my state the vast majority of it would still be in the blast radius

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Dont come to life tomorrow

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>fun fact: Los Angeles is controlled by Iranians
Well that's a new one

>Being this butthurt
Fucking hell man it's been 4 years, that much sething can't be healthy.

Broken Arrow is a nuclear incident that is not likely to cause a nuclear war. Think the demon core, the explosion at that base in Idaho, things like that. Very clear accidents involving nuclear radiation.

There are tons of Persians there but they hate Iran tho. They are huge faggots too lol

Lmfao >Los Angeles
>affecting fucking anything at all

Alphabet agency glow in the dark spooks would try very hard to figure out whom every person who posts in this thread is, but op is behind over 9,000 proxies.

>34.0500201,-118.255407
It'd be comparable to a 9/11 or a few. But if you really want to fuck the whole country up bad, drop that nuke on the port of LA/Long Beach instead of downtown. Lots of goods flow through there

Much like in this movie
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According to the current Civil Protection procedures, peoples would be advised to say in their basement or homes for one or two weeks. Even if far from the epicenter. However that won't stop the massive rush out of the city, which will delay the rescue response. I assume most would leave their care and continue on foot until they meet National Guard in full NBC protections telling them it's not safe.

People fleeing would have to be evacuated, as for the people bunkering down, some don't have a basement or food supplies to last that long. Probably looting. But not anything like the race riots. There would be some random looter wearing makeshift masks dashing in the streets from house to house. And snipers on rooftops of course.

The only way to enforce the order would be to have armored vehicles patroll the street with high speakers, telling people it's not safe outside, making stupidly exaggerated comments on the radiation levels along with the medias. After some times, when the radiation level dropped, people would flee the cities, no matter what.

The government would draw an exclusion zone but those who can afford to live will. The first would be the weatlhiest, more because of the real estate price drops than because of the radiations. Among people who can't afford to leave, some would start to loot the rich mansion of Beverly Hills. You might see the Hollywood sign vandalized in the medias.

For the companies, most would go bankrupt, those who only had their office there or HQ. Important documents would have to be dug from the rubbles, radioactives or not for the other companies to still be able to function. And the government knowing that it can't let so many of these companies (if they have office in other cities) go bankrupt too, would fine a way to excavate computers and papers.

After less than one month, without running water, there would be diseases.

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There's already disease in la.

>not getting a policy that includes nuke damage.
Pssh.

Imagine the cost of the Windex alone to keep that place.

There is a reason why the USA has one of the most powerful supercomputers dedicated for that running.

On the one hand I live in a thoroughly unimportant country that would never be nuked, on the downside it is near those that would be.

In addition we're a small island nation that needs food imports so we'd just be irradiated and starved like everyone else. At least I have guns.

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