US Army Greens

finally class bs that don’t make us look like flight attendants

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Ok, park ranger

Park ranger uniforms were inspired by army uniforms you retard

looks like a fucking ripoff of the marines to me
i wished when i was in we could all just go back to OD green service uniforms or all khaki like that (no ribbons or devices) and just use those for work.

Looks pretty similar to Marine Service Uniforms, which isn't a bad thing.

Also, why does he not wear his ribbons? Does the Army have the option not to?

I think this is going to be the everyday uniform for pogs, so they’re keeping it casual for everyday office work

And you think flight attendant uniforms aren't military inspired?

REEEEEEE STOP MAKING ME BUY DIFFERENT UNIFORMS, THE OTHER SHIT WAS FINE.

really? neat.
i wish everyone would do that, but knowing the marines and their autism, they would just say "service Cs for pogs!" and marine pogs would start looking like ass because wearing shirt stays every day and needing to avoid scuffing your shoes constantly is a pain in the ass since scuffs dont come out of shiny plastic.
plus you'd need to wear all of your ribbons and shit.
technically you don't "have to" but be the guy who doesn't. they can make it mandatory as they see fit in the unit.

it'd be nice to go back to "relaxed" service uniforms for daily work where the only thing needed is rank on the uniform.

When I think of the Army this isn’t the first thing that comes to mind

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Just a different flavor of lame

Cope

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See this

Marines at most bases wear service uniforms on Friday if they don't have training or some other occasion that requires them to wear utilities. They started doing it on Lejeune a few months before I EASed. Felt good to roll around base as an 11 ribbon e-3 and mog the fuck out of POG SNCOs that had like 5 or 6 ribbons.

You mean the SNCOs who served during a time when awards were stupidly retarded to get and werent handed out like candy?

If you care so much about medals, you probably should have been in the AF.

>WWII cosplaying
Thanks, boomers!

soldier
airport security

Can I have an extra pack of peanuts mate?
Ay ya cheers mate!

What were they thinking?

Looking like a bunch of boomers ready to cuck themselves to Jews.

What happened to the new Pink and Greens?

im no expert but im pretty sure this is the standard uniform out of that.
pink and greens are formal.
what you see above is just a basic bitch service uniform, that's my guess.

the marines do the same thing with their service uniforms vs the dress uniforms. the only thing the same between them is the belt and shirts.

the only sncos you should care abut bullying as an e3 are the ones who bully you.
idk why you'd even mention this considering they have, in your eyes, done less and they got promoted faster and therefore paid more.
t. got out with 5 ribbons at e5.

they did this for awhile but now it's entirely unit dependent.
same thing for switching over from charlies to bravos, it's decided by the base commander which is a way better system.

Elvis was a drug addict and a homosexual.

yikes

In the army wearing formal uniforms once a month is considered unfortunate.

Oh look, its the daily " I promise we aren't shit guys" Army thread by SPC. Jose Rodriguez-Freeman

What is the best state in the USA, for someone who hates the army, hates the Air Force, and hates the navy?

you can't escape the coastguard sweetie

Oh look it’s the failed MEPS loser who couldn’t get in due to his mental illnesses, have fun coping for the rest of your life

No lardass, I went in to the Marine Corps Infantry. Spend the rest of your life with me living in your head saying , "well I could have done that too"

Why would I want to be USMC infantry? Are you actually retarded? Have fun wasting 4 years of your life and coming out with literally 0 civilian world prospects

Mexico

More coping

As a Specialist, I'm fuckin dying rn

>You mean the SNCOs who served during a time when awards were stupidly retarded to get and weren't handed out like candy?
I got out in 2012 and only served 4 years. Any SNCO that had so few ribbons after a decade of wartime is a deployment dodger plane and simple.

So they tried to copy the Marines by reverting back to their better-looking WW2 uniform, but failed because they didn't have like 80 years to refine and streamline it. Also lax-ass uniform regs, and a rushed effort to implement their cosplay in time to appease the Boomer King.

Wtf just use the Vietnam uniforms again lol

t. ass blasted marine who joined just for the uniforms

Still coping hahahaha!

Ramirez you look worse than North Koreans hahahaha

Why tf your cover all crushed when you ain't got no headphones Ramirez hahahaha

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Damn that actually looks kinda lousy. Way too busy with all the devices and ribbons and patches, and the pre-crushed cover just looks goofy

I’m not in the army or the marines I’m coast guard so get fucked infantry spick

to be fair I think the crushed cap will just be a gay option, people who have good taste will just go with a normal service cap

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Coast Guard and Navy have the only good dress uniforms because they nautical fashion plateaued 100 years ago and no one’s fucked with it since. Plus I fucking love the Coast Gaurd’s off the shelf no frills utilities.

How to fix this:
>Use ivory trousers that are more linen than satin
>Use a modern, smooth, ERECT peaked cover
>Replace the lil waist sash with a 1.5" leather belt
>Replace all that dull brown leather with patent cordovan
>Phase out 40% of the devices and use a green/black/tan palette for patches
As for your dress uniforms, use navy blue, gold, and ivory with black patent leather.

Get dissolved into DHS already, SMITH

you can't deny that it is a step up from these abominations though

It looks like shit you fag autist.

It is so disappointing that every US Army recruiting element/campaign is so fucking cringey. Is it really that hard to refer to historical culture/tradition? No, instead we get "ARMIE STRUNG WARRIORS", while the Marines continue to draw in people that actually care about a sense of tradition, culture, and history, the Air Force continues to eat up people that care about bennies, and the Navy continues to eat up people that love the succulent taste of cock.

most people who join the army do it for bennies, dude.

Coast Guard is great, but is in no place to offer advice to other branches. No one cares.

The USAF is a far more sensible choice to join for benbens and QoL, though, unless you're going for something in specific that has a rad signing bonus (which is almost always a trap).

Jesus you look like cops, fuck that noise.

Army had tan uniforms before any cops.

Women should never wear visor caps.
Give 'em sidecaps or brimmed felt hats instead.

so texas then

Tan cops? What shithole do you love in?

Kek I’d rather be a park ranger than a flight attendant at least they’re uniforms are army inspired

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Trops are aesthetic you shit taste nigger

doesn't matter what's "sensible"
the army is the easiest branch to join with virtually all of the same benefits.
no one knows the reality of the quality of life until they join.
anyone can walk into an air force office with pants hanging off their ass and end up in basic no prob.
meanwhile the usaf recruiters are never in their office and have no issue ghosting people.

plus dumb people who barely made it through school think of the air force as the nerd branch and think they won't be able to join so they'll just join the army to collect a paycheck.
you can look at the stats on this, the pentagon publishes them and other studies have been done on what kind of people join each branch.

Lololol how are your knees holding up devil dog?

I did an enlistment as machinegunner in a Heavy Weapons platoon. I routinely carried a load 20-30 lbs heavier than a standard rifleman's load. My knees, back, and everything else are all still perfectly fine now at age 30.

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Kek I know this literal drug addict who got into the Air Force with 0 problems. Also joining the coast guard was the easiest thing I have ever done and it’s supposed to be the hardest branch to join, people who can’t get into the military must really be a special kind of retarded

Don’t forget that the army lets you pick exactly the mos you want instead of waiting for something to pop up on your list

bunch of metrosexual faggots

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Fuck I can’t wait to actually look like a soldier

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