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Jow Forums humor thread
Joseph Rodriguez
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Jason Parker
John Johnson
YFW you look through your 2 MOA RDS and realize your front post is like 8 MOA wide
Henry Sullivan
Damn 10mm is no joke
William Carter
Anybody got that gif/webm of the black dude that can't into cheekweld?
Jason Ross
What’s so funny about this? I don’t blame him, the socom 16 is a bitch to shoot and maybe he thought the chassis would make it better shooting which it didn’t
Asher Perry
Damn, I kinda wanted one, but they seemed too difficult to make into a modern battle rifle.
Andrew Myers
The price.
Jace Perez
Eli Campbell
Wut
Anthony Martin
Grayson Young
Joshua Mitchell
Michael Morales
Fallout 1 and 2. Greatest games ever created. Play them to this day.
Kevin Hernandez
thank you for improving the quality of this board with your gay post that nobody cares about. your blowjob is in the mail
Sebastian Perez
Angel Bennett
I love this gif, the officer has so much respect for his leader, and his leader see's this and has him shake his hand.
Xavier Anderson
Dylan Diaz
Xavier Gray
Julian Perry
Cameron Torres
Levi Collins
Anthony Baker
Sebastian Fisher
Liam Hughes
I've heard he was trying to show how little recoil the gun has.
I don't believe that though because I've never seen a source for it.
Carter Phillips
Accurate
John Richardson
Charles Bennett
Nathan Cox
Jacob Jones
Wyatt Thompson
Ryder Kelly
Julian White
Tyler Moore
Mason Foster
What? Socom 16's shoot so soft. Easier than smashing a chubby girl.
Asher Cook
Lincoln Edwards
Now if you show the round passing through the deer and hitting a guy on the other side, it's a comic of my state
Hudson Hughes
looks like an ashtray
Bentley Barnes
Jeremiah Phillips
nice one
Aiden Stewart
Jaxon Gomez
Michael Stewart
Josiah Kelly
Luis White
Colton Cook
>there's a video camera
>try not to look like a hardass, shake his hand so everyone likes me
>goddamnit he's saluting, I thought he was told to chill with that shit
Connor White
Also in military cortousies and customs, while in uniform you're supposed to salute before shaking the hand of a public figure. I don't know why because most of them don't know that and you're left with an award moment while some guys expecting a handshake and you're standing their looking like a dope saluting
Oliver Long
Jaxson Cook
Joshua Johnson
>cowitnessing faggot
You did this to yourself
Jaxon Price
leafland navy here sounds like a fairly normal sail to me
Nathaniel Morgan
Matthew Thompson
He's cross eye dominant
Justin Walker
What’s the problem? he can’t shoulder it because it’s a pistol brace, right?
Christian Robinson
>shooting a rifle with your off-hand is hard and you shouldn’t do it
Joshua White
That is what happens in this gif, thanks for the recap retard.
Luis Reed
President of the state is the highest commanding officer in armed forces. So the officer must salute him and address him in a properly manner. Putin just plays good fellow here.
t.russian
Jason Price
citizens are kids of the government
Jackson Cox
UwU whats this?
Brandon Bell
is this FTE or FTF?
Sebastian Howard
The specific death animations in classic fallout were great, don't have a gif but the lieutenant had a great one too
Jace Ortiz
That forward grip doesn’t look very ergonomic
Robert Barnes
idgaf, I got to see all 3 variants of the Famas in France, plus tons of Gendarmes in full rattle decked out in CCE wandering around Paris and Nice
Christian Mitchell
so, the kebaps are removed,
but what about fallafel?
Hunter Wilson
Noice
Aiden Peterson
Fallout 2 was so good
Lucas Allen
>Officer Hanz and Franz in Rainbow 6 siege when?
Matthew Murphy
Didnt declare war on belgium, only wanted to move schleiffen troops through, they acted like bitches and got smashed by 42 inch guns, fucking good story.
Leo Morales
So you can feel secure tactically and emotionally.
Jackson Sanders
Burger Navy, same here except for the try to torpedo the president part.
Oliver Smith
cringe
Jace Nguyen
Hey idiot noguns, the SOCOM used to cost $1,600 everywhere (they only recently dropped to $1,100 on PSA) and the chassis still costs $500. $2,000 with extra mags, BUIS and whatever shit optic that is is totally reasonable. In fact almost a good price.
Leo Myers
Carson Gonzalez
>3
there is 4
Jacob Mitchell
holy shit she's small. look at the mags compared to the rest of her body
Leo Scott
From a previous thread about catching a live deer.
Hudson Cruz
Here is more.
Justin Scott
Lucas Mitchell
Final one.
Nicholas Murphy
shit wrong image
Nicholas Campbell
>be me
>be vietnamese villager, 12 y/o
>papa tells me to grab bucket and come back with water
>15 min pass
>hear planes approaching
>run back to papa to warn him
>see thing fall from plane
>it's too late
>i see papa outside of the house
>i wince and flinch, as i see the object flying towards our hut
>a porcelain toilet fucking whops my old man
>mfw american dog GI should have just killed my ass with a bomb instead of seeing my dad get killed by a falling toilet
Josiah Baker
agreed, Tbh i liked it more than 1
Jacob Hernandez
why do you even have this? Its dumb.
Xavier Turner
Fallafels are ok
Bentley Torres
>be at work inna prison
>see we have Tyrone.
>his name is literally Tyrone
>Tyrone is batshit
>I work in the Asylum wing
>Tyrone threatens to start cutting himself
>why?
>He was jerking off to our nurse and was mad she didn't give him his meds
>Tyrone needs his meds. No. Really. I was upset too.
>Tyrone has a psychotic episode
>Sarge shows up to talk to him
>Tyrone has smeared shit all over himself.
>Sarge takes ALL of Tyrone's belongings to try and keep him from hurting himself.
>Nurses refuse to come medicate him.
>"user...it's gonna just handle ot, ok?"
>Hours later
>I hear Tyrone screaming
>He has pooped into a small plastic container
>He is making a ball of shit
>"Tyrone, c'mon man. Just-"
>he does a bowling ball release
>shit splatters under his cell door all over my boots
>he then reveals to me that he has somehow cut his arms up
>shit encrusted cuts all over his right arm...
>Call it in on radio
>Tyrone gets the crazy beat out of him
>four days later
>see Tyrone in a new cell
>he's obviously drugged
>"Officer user...I'm sorry. The voices told me to do it. But. You're cool. I'll never kill you. But...I might..."
>"Throw poo at me?"
>"Yeah"
>"That's cool man. I get it. But you'll get your ass beat again."
>"Das fine mang. I get bored"
Tyrone may be a batshit Gigga Nigga. But he is somehow Jow Forums as fuck.
Carter Bell
I select all of them
Christopher Barnes
More Jow Forums humor prison stories
>See Captain Uganda again
>he's working overtime
>he comes to work with me
>"OFFISAH user HOW ARE YOUH"
>"Good! Glad to see you!"
>"TODAY IZ GOOT DAY"
>it was a good day.
>about 9am, radio calls for emergency response
>"Hey Cpt. Uganda, I gotta go to this."
>"NO. I GO. I MUSS GO"
>"Well ok if you think you can handle-"
>He is out the door.
>"Sgt. user to Officer user. Where are you?"
>"Sir my partner is in route"
>"Officer Uganda?"
>"DIS OFFISAH UGANDA I AM IN DE ROUTE SUH"
>Captain Uganda ran and grabbed a can of Extra Spicy OC spray.
>He then went to the disturbance
>An inmate who refused to come inside from the outside recreation area
>Captain Uganda, with no gas mask, emptied the can of Diablo Sauce Concentrate into the inmate's face (and groin)
>He then lead the charge of ten men who rushed the inmate
>everyone got dosed with Satan's Piss
>Uganda finished his paperwork. He was glowing purple. He told me...
>"IS VERY GOOT DAY user"
God bless him...
Daniel Jackson
More
Christopher Allen
Isaac Nelson
>caring about what others have on their harddrive
Elijah Sullivan
Jose Miller
Last one since the thread is dead.
>Captain Uganda gets punched in the face by an inmate
>Why? Uganda took all his shit because he found so much contraband in the cell, he had to.
>I got to see the incident on video...
>Uganda is coming down some stairs
>Inmate is obviously waiting on him.
>Sucker punches Uganda
>In the half second it took Uganda to recover, you can tell the inmate realized his mistake
>Captain Uganda is 6'3"-6'4"
>Inmate is big too, but noticeably shorter
>Uganda reaches his long jungle arm out behind him (open hand)
>Bitch slaps the inmate. I wish the camera had sound. It would have echoed.
>Inmate is doing the baby deer walk away from Captain Uganda
>Uganda picks up the inmate and dumps him over a table
>Then with one hand OC's the inmate. In his other hand he is talking on his radio.
>"DIS OFFISAH UGANDA, I BEEN ASSAULT, I NEED MEDICAL....NOT FOH ME. I OK. INMATE IS NOT OK."
Nathaniel Jackson
Wyatt Baker
Aaron Russell
Julian Cruz
These are good stories user, I aplreciated them
Adam Richardson
Jaxon Price
Eh. I have one more.
>New Years eve
>Inna SuperMax
>long night. I'm exhausted.
>I totally forget it is New Years
>suddenly
>It sounds like the gates of hell themselves have just opened.
>it's midnight.
>All of my 144 inmates woke up to point on their doors and scream "HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YEAR"
>This continued until 12:30.
Also during this...
>On the radio EVERYONE decided to be retarded.
>"Happy New Year" *sound of toilets flushing*
>"WE GETTIN' CRUNK BOY"
>"FUCK 2018 BRUH"
>"Happy Jew Year"
>"Officer user is a fag...happy new year."
Elijah Peterson
>point on
Meant pound on.