Hum Dinger

Strap the fuck in and listen to this story. It happened like 3 hours ago.

>Be me, working in gun shop
>ancient apex boomer limps in
>I'm new and I didn't realize all my coworkers ran to the back. Apparently he's a regular
>YEP SON LET ME SEE THAT PURTY COWBOY RIFLE
>Show him a Marlin 336 with curly maple wood
>OH THAT IS A HUMMMMMM DINGER BOY
>Yes it is sir
>THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL HUM DINGER OF A RIFLE
>It is sir
>I WAS LOOKING AT SOME PISTOLS AND THEY WERE 2500 DOLLARS. ANYONE WHO PAYS THAT IS REALLY STUPID
>Explain to him the craftsmanship and hand fitting that goes into some custom 1911s
>YEAH WELL I COULD GET A SPRINGFIELD FOR 600
>He limps over to the semiauto case
>I JUST DON'T TRUST THESE AUTOMATICS, I LIKE A GOOD COWBOY HAMMER TO KNOW WHEN IT'S LOADED
>Try to explain the dvantages of an auto but he just walks to the knife cases
>I follow him and ask if he wants to see any of them
>YOU KNOW MY DAD AND I WORKED CONSTRUCTION BACK WHEN I WAS 16. THEY DIDN'T THINK I WOULD LIVE TO BE SO OLD BUT LOOK AT ME. I HAVE ALL MY FUCKINNNNNNNNG TEETH
>he walks out and doesn't say another word

I still don't know what to make of it

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You sound like you're a cringy gunstore employee.

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Kys Hum Dinger I know it's you

Based

>arguing with an old person instead of just letting them rant

autism

congrats you got humdung

This old man emasculated you without even knowing

as usual OP is a fag

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>humdung
Wrong usage and possessive. Humdung is the plural past tense.
>we humdung them.
Singular first person past tense is hamdinged. I know, sounds totally retarded but I don’t make the rules.

Based and humdinger-pilled

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Why do they never buy anything

niggers

THAT'S WHAT I WAS FUCKING THINKING

next time just take his side and escalate it to its logical conclusion

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That's not very hum dinger of you boi

Based

This

this. probably could of sold something if you butter him up enough.

Based old dude. Shitty faggot OP

what a humdinger of a post op

Anyone else really like saying hummmm dinger
I do