Strap the fuck in and listen to this story. It happened like 3 hours ago.
>Be me, working in gun shop >ancient apex boomer limps in >I'm new and I didn't realize all my coworkers ran to the back. Apparently he's a regular >YEP SON LET ME SEE THAT PURTY COWBOY RIFLE >Show him a Marlin 336 with curly maple wood >OH THAT IS A HUMMMMMM DINGER BOY >Yes it is sir >THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL HUM DINGER OF A RIFLE >It is sir >I WAS LOOKING AT SOME PISTOLS AND THEY WERE 2500 DOLLARS. ANYONE WHO PAYS THAT IS REALLY STUPID >Explain to him the craftsmanship and hand fitting that goes into some custom 1911s >YEAH WELL I COULD GET A SPRINGFIELD FOR 600 >He limps over to the semiauto case >I JUST DON'T TRUST THESE AUTOMATICS, I LIKE A GOOD COWBOY HAMMER TO KNOW WHEN IT'S LOADED >Try to explain the dvantages of an auto but he just walks to the knife cases >I follow him and ask if he wants to see any of them >YOU KNOW MY DAD AND I WORKED CONSTRUCTION BACK WHEN I WAS 16. THEY DIDN'T THINK I WOULD LIVE TO BE SO OLD BUT LOOK AT ME. I HAVE ALL MY FUCKINNNNNNNNG TEETH >he walks out and doesn't say another word
>humdung Wrong usage and possessive. Humdung is the plural past tense. >we humdung them. Singular first person past tense is hamdinged. I know, sounds totally retarded but I don’t make the rules.