Favorite NatSoc weapon?

Favorite NatSoc weapon?

For me, it's the MP40

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For me it's delousing gas

based

I didn't choose the StuG life. The StuG life chose me.

the classic

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>WOOOOOOSHES in 380mm

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Jesus fucking christ, if you're gonna be this much of a tryhard wehraboo at least iron your flag before you take pics with it

>bolt action
This is why Hans lost the war

Are you seriously asserting Germany lost because of the number of bolt-action rifles they had?

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Flag was right out of the packaging, chill out

Yeah, we can all tell you larper. It takes 3 minutes to iron that shit and make it not look like absolute hot runny shit, I bet you spent more time autistically arranging your gear and adjusting lighting than it would have taken to make your backdrop not ass-tier. If your'e gonna be a Reichtard at least be good at it.

My personal favorite?
Wooden doors.

the gun hitler used to kys himself

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I love the Luger. I wanted one well before I liked the 3rd Reich.

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>kys himself
>kill yourself himself

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It took all of 30 seconds to put the flag on the floor, put the rifle on it and snap a photo with my phone. Relax nigger.

Throw it in your washer on steam for like 20 minutes. Don't disappoint him.

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was it worth it?

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kek
>tfw you're Jewish and want to set up a "le ebiccly tr0ll" on the Congolese surfboard website you're paid to constantly shill out and D&C on while taking such horrid mental abuse for being the putrid thing that you are, but are so hopelessly incompetent and can't even into autist lingo whatsoever

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Will do, uncle Adi

>favorite NatSoc weapon
>calling it NatSoc instead of just Nazi or German
I don’t know if it’s just me, or if other people feel this way too, but ever since the shootings and the blatant FBI shitposting, coupled with massive coordinated media attacks on our first and second amendments. I’m just now constantly paranoid that every faggot making threads like this or hinting at shit like nazi shit is some black flag federal agent or an intern from CNN to make an excuse to right an article about how Jow Forums needs to get shut down for hate speech.

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*write
No bly pls

ooo nazi snowflake a little triggered? need mommy to read you mein kampf and tuck you into your safe space?

fuck off back to your discord

literally seething because daddy hitler will never take your ass rofl

it's okay, you can always grow up and join the rest of us in the real world where the nazis lost

>all about ass
Classic discord tranny

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calling me a tranny won't bring the third reich back bucko ;^)

What's the difference between a discord tranny and a twitter journo anyway

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tfw got the last of the pink panties
should've gotten some white ones too, maybe next sale

neetsocs truly are easy to troll

I feel you user. Another part of me just hopes all the cringeposting isn't from our guys. I agree with most of the core ideas, but all the cringe and larping makes me want to defect to another movement in protest

StG-44 with Krummlauf, definitely

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Oh, how can I pick just one?
Gun: FG-42 (Given ridiculous design requirements which resulted in a very expensive weapon to produce for a specific force within a specific branch which wasn't even going to use it for parachute jumps like it was intended.)
Aircraft: He-177 (Given ridiculous design requirements which resulted in a four-engine strategic bomber which was supposed to be capable of divebombing, resulted in a plane which liked to ignite in midair.)
Armor: Dual mention for the Ferdinand and Panther (Expensive vehicles which were too heavy for their own transmissions. Ferdinand was the result of a company just going ahead and producing a clearly failed prototype without asking anyone.)
Ship: Bismarck class (All that steel going into a ship to give various treaties the finger, all for the end result of an outdated armor scheme and mediocre armament for a battleship of that time. All to lose the first ship on her first mission and for the second ship to spend the war sitting in a Fjord.)
Misc.: V-2 (Costs as much as the Manhattan Project did for the US, but the Japanese were working on achieving similar results to the V-2 with balloons.)

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NatSoc is the preferred shortened term for National Socialist for internet nazis for whatever reason.

>rolf
yep hes a redditor

Nazi is fine with me

>NatSoc is short for Nazi
More like long for Nazi.
And hard for Nazi.
;)

natsoc is just a reddit way of saying nazi

>Favorite NatSoc weapon?
>Favorite loser weapon?

hey man sometimes losers make good guns and it isn't enough to win
the russians lost the cold war despite the ak, i don't hold it against them either

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I prefer the additions to the "gas chambers" ordered constructed by Stalin in 1946.

"can't even into autist lingo"
My sides

Based. Millions of lice lost their lives in those brutal gas chambers.

The alt right doesn't condone violence unless in self defense. and mass shootings does nothing to help their cause.

Mp41, you pleb.

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The one that started it all, of course

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is it weird that the nazi flag doesnt trigger me at all

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depends if there are flags that trigger you

national socialism is a ideology of peace

Pride/communist

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don't forget to dilate

sweety , remember to dilate

oh the ironing

As a Navyfag, Prinz Eugen. Maybe this counts.

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This is the weakest argument I hear all the time to detract from losing sides of wars but mainly with the Nazis or Confederates. In both cases great achievements were made and both fought valiantly. Chechens lost the Chechen war, yet their tactics and abilities are still impressive. Napoleon was defeated and exiled and yet you would be scoffed to use this against him by any historian. Rome was sacked by barbarians, does this someone devalue the history and achievements of the Empire? The "hurr durr loser" argument is childish. Winning does not justify the winner's cause or ability; only their continued existence due to the enemy's circumstance, misfortune, ability or incompetence relative to their own.

I really like the last ditch designs...so innovative and interesting.

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Probably the 88 flak 36, 37, 41.
Definitely a fine piece of equipment.

>repro flag
>repro sling
>RC k98k
I'd be embarrassed as fuck if I posted that pic.

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reprofag btfo

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whatever lets me kill the most Nazi scum on my way out of the POW camp

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Ooooo edgy

With all that edge he can just cut the wire and walk out.

Will your onions based diet give your arms enough strength to hold up one rifle much less two?
Will your legs be able to carry you after your wifes boyfriend gives you that nasty jungle love?

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I eat meat and my wife has a girlfriend, tyvm

Cuck.

>Cucked by a woman

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>enemy's circumstance, misfortune, ability or incompetence relative to their own.

By the same token, one could easily argue that what "achievements" the Nazis had were largely due to the misfortune and incompetence of their enemies (Stalin purging the shit out of his own armies, French intransigence regarding tank tactics, etc). I suppose it defends on how you define "great achievements."

>He thinks the sexual abuse/degeneracy/rape of the modern era even shines a light to the shit happening under NatSoc

Oh no hahahaha

Based and pure sinless Nazis liked to do things like releasing a serial pedophile from prison and giving him a unit of thousands of rapists and murderers to set loose, your blonde hair blue eyed Heros in the wermacht also did their fair share of mass rape against women and girls often killing them after taking turns or when the ones forced into brothers ie. sex slavery became pregnant.

Ahh only if they won we would be saved from our modern degeneracy

*brothels

Oh yeah we're also talking about literally millions of rapes here btw not some hand picked incidents

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Yes.

Rome lasted a little bit longer than the Nazis

>>being this basic
and Hitler literally lead Germany an entire year longer than Napoleon reigned France. What's your point?

Well, they were socialists, so it make sense you all get along

supremacy =/= peace in most circumstances

Kek.

Absolutely based.

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Lol that image is great. Get fucked krauts.

You can cope, but you can't hide.

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This

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Imagine showing up to ww2 with a flimsy great war era rifle instead of an ALL AMERICAN COWBOY REPEATER YEEEEEHAWWWWWW

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You like maps?

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the other classic

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Yes.

Napoleon got to moscow

Doesn't really bother me, all that means if we have way more Latino/black cannon fodder that are stronger and faster than lanky germs the next time they destabilize Europe. Wish we could fight together but you guys can't get your shit together

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Since when do you identify firearms with political labels? Are you fucking autistic?

Never saw a slow mo of one of these fired. Neat but silly. Straight up looks like some video game where the devs have only heard of a gun before.

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Best natsoc weapon AND most aesthetic period machine gun coming thru

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>not the MG45

No MP40/I?
Shameful

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why didnt they just make a drum?