How would one defend against a sudden pack of these?

Aggressive hugging

I don’t think it’s endangered enough for that to work.

You'd be dead.

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Hard to say, I don't know what kind of treats they like or if catnip works on them. Prolly start out with a featherball on a string and go from there. I'ma pet that....semi-kitty

>How would one defend against a sudden pack of these?

>unsheashes tactical spear

Heh....12 on 1, maybe I'll break a sweat....

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>How would one defend against a sudden pack of these?
pet them and give them a belly rub.

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>How would one defend against a sudden pack of these?
Take the next bus out of Madagascar.

Watch closely, anons

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You have your anti-fossa defensive weapon.

22 .22s

11/10 danger floofs, would pet

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They’re only twenty pounds
It’s just a big pseudo kitty, they’re not related to cats
Also don’t they have really big dicks? I remember a webm of one of these things and he was fucking hugeNigger what the shit was that?

>run

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gb2r, migrant

open my laptop
navigate to e621.net/post?tags=fossa order:score

Let them know I mean business

Shoot all but the youngest and tame that one to be my attack kitty.

That’s a fat bear

checkmate felines

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i'm going wtf?????
then i'm going like WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't even consider that a threat at that point.
Sort of how russians fatten up raccoons until they become sluggish and docile enough to keep as housepets.

rawr >:o

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Temptations bag shaking

>2019
>body shaming
The acceptable term for that bear with it's dark fur and large frame is African American

kek

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be nice to kot

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>rawr

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Give me a pic right fucking now

Lol, his wig is falling off.

I have a video?
instagram.com/p/BoWlmF-A2cg/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

I saw them in a webm thread, just found these on google but still.

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Real question though: Does catnip worked on civet?

this says some big cats like it, lions love it, but civets not so much.
readersdigest.ca/home-garden/pets/does-catnip-work-big-cats-lions-and-tigers/

you can't, you're fucked

Did he died?

They have huge dicks compared to their body size.

Did doggo die?
was that like a dry ice bomb or some shit?

>pet them and give them a belly rub.

Is the right answer.

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The rigid body sure isn't a good sign. Its whole head is probably fucked up from being so close to that blast.

We enlist the help of our oldest but favourite foes.
The song doggos.

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First if I had something I'd try to wrap my head

Second A. Pick up a decently thick stick as long as my forearm for good cudgelling and parries. Try to hit them in the sides

Second B: No stick? Pick up a pointy rock if I have time and use it to mutilate one ASAP and try to do it until another until they retreat

Second C: No rock? Fuck. Pry the gullet with my bare hands and start yanking whatever organs I can manage to rip out. Try to noodle them or rip their maw open if they bit my hand. Probably stick a through an eye if they latched on one arm or hand.

Third: If I live, discombobulate one of their corpses and carry it with me to dissuade future attacks. If I run into a bear I'll give them the fisher.

Four: go to the hospital and get my shots pray for no rabies obviously.

OK Anders.

is that a marGAY?

i want to get murdered by it

>e621
Its about time to make another trip anyway.

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nobody typed it yet ?

get 2-3 of those semi-auto shotguns with huge magazines, have lots of spares

That raccoon is living the life. Eating all day and getting carried around by his Slavic/Mongol hybrid waifu. We should all be so lucky.

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Most raccoons kept as pets are either bred in captivity or taken as infants, and are behaviorally tame.

Doggo died.
I remember seeing a 2ch thread full of these where some sick fuckers made what I believe was dry ice bombs which left the doggos seizing up and evacuating their bladders/bowels after.

mufaaasssssaaa

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tear them with bare hands. those dont deserve bullet

That's his scalp my guy.

>that's a big bottl-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Danger floofs need lovin' too

youtube.com/watch?v=cvCjyWp3rEk

>"Ugh, fine. Take the stupid picture"
>"No! Don't show my fucking face! Are you shitting me?"
>"Hurry up"

animal husbandry
you can catch them and train them to hunt. mustelids can be trained and kept

>TFW there is actually a real cartman raccoon

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OwO

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Niggers