Has anyone here done anything naughty with firearms?

i found a pair of svds and didn't want guns in my home so i hacksawed them in half

Based and raifu pilled

I stuck a bullet up my ass and pushed it out. It came out bloody. I also ND into a dish washer.

sometimes I use an inert 50BMG blue tip as a dildo

I put stickers on my magazines.

lol I just measured it, I think it's actually a 20mm Vulcan round

I put my foreskin on the inside of the ejection port of my AR15 and slammed the bolt forward

This one time, I left a gun dirty for over three hours after getting home from the range. Three whole hours!

>Tfw I've cum on all of my guns in some way.
If anyone gets a Ruger 556 off gunbroker from a guy in Wisconsin make sure you wash it a few times.

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I put a picatinny rail unironically on an AK one time.

>Be me ~6 years ago
>very new to Jow Forums (started on fit)
>go on Jow Forums for the first time
>first thread I see has pics of guns with cum on them
>thanks Jow Forums

once when I was drunk and still trying to convince myself that I wouldn't shoot my dick off w/AIWB carry by keeping a snap cap in the chamber as I went about my business, I tossed my gun around my apartment to test whether it could result in a discharge. you know, in case I dropped it some day. it didn't. weapon was still cocked after like a dozen yolo tosses

Your ass or the bolt?

I'm a Brony, I give all my guns pony names and my SKS has a Rainbow Dash pony tail butt plug sticking out of it's cleaning kit hole

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I stuck my wang in the magwell of my AR9, pretty snug desu but I didn't want to cut it open so I stopped.
>Finger fucked a couple at a LGS
I read this as "finger fucked a (married/dating) couple (of people) at the LGS" for some reason lol
Well go on queer, post it and let us judge your rods

I actually laughed pretty hard at this.

One time I was on my bed just chilling with my AK beside me and looking at some hot ass Russian chick getting railed when I made the decision to jerk my gherkin. I ended up busting a 2 week but with the force of a riot water cannon and came on my AK's rear sight block on accident. It landed right under the gas tube lever and I lazily wiped it off.
Fast forward a few weeks later and I'm at a Jow Forums Meetup and some guy is miring my rifle, sees the dry crusted cum and scratches some of it off.
>Mfw a Jow Forumsomrade had my spunk under his fingernail.

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I havent but gondola has done some awful things to my guns when I wasnt home.
The clean up took hours.

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If you stopped on this board, that would really make me happy.
>You're not funny.

Good thing I dont make decisions based on what makes other people happy.
Especially not newfags who should LURK MOAR and post less.

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What the fuck did you just say to me you bitch? Fucking lurk moar? Are you fucking kidding me? Bitch I was here when Moot first registered the IP of this fucking website. I was here before your dumbass started trip faggoting and shitting up this fucking site. I've watched you and others like you ruin my beloved Jow Forums with your shitty attempts at forced memes and awful ass jokes telling people to lurk. I'll have you fucking know I spent 3 months as a mod to this fucking shitheap of a website and I've seen cunts like you come and go. Keep fucking with me and I'll have moot call Hiroshimoot to permaban your ass! Don't fuck with me, I'll do it, he's just a call away. Your guns are just as shitty as your personality and I've had enough of it. I'm sick of your shit, so go ahead, keep it up, I'll fuck your whole world with one phone call. You're fucking doxxed kiddo.

TL;DR

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i pointed a gun at a guy that my buddy yelled at for standing in the road and blocking traffic.
guy was blocking the street walking with his girlfriend as we were driving by and my buddy said "youre in the middle of the fucking road, move" guy came and knocked my buddy's hat off and from my angle looked like he hit my friend so i pointed my gun at him and told him to back the fuck up, he ran away from the car like a bat out of hell.
probably not warranted of me to do so, but I didnt have time to argue with the guy so i quashed it quick.

Legal where I live.
Coulda shot the guy he assaulted your unarmed friend.

Good thing he asked you if it was legal where you live.

Autists sure are bad at extrapolation.
THE SUBTEXT(what I didnt say directly) IS THAT IF IT IS LEGAL SOMEWHERE IN THE US(United States) IT MIGHT BE WHERE HE IS TOO.
I tried not to use big words so you could understand.

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No illegal shit but a lot of dangerously stupid shit

No. He was literally just making a statement and you chimed in with your "well...in MY state" like it matters or something. The laws of your state make fuck all difference to user. Lmao'ing at your life rn.

Go read a book you dumb nigger.

NÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Girls are yucky.

Fake and gay. 6/10 bait though

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one time i went into my closet and put my 10.5 upper on my rifle lower and pranced around for like 30 seconds spamming tactical memes like "tango down" and "objective neutralized"

That sounds amazing. I'd honestly do the same.

>Being this easily trolled

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A tripfag AND a namefag

Who said anything about girls?

That was a fun thread. The actual dude got reported to the ATF for making unauthorized SBRs.

Yes

Oh shit are you serious? I didnt know the meme but that sounds hilarious. Anyone got the screen caps for that

I don't anymore sadly, but someone will, it was pretty abundantly screencapped.