Another Russian explosion

Reporting no radiation leaks when no one knows you're testing a missile with a nuclear engine is kinda sus ngl

Actual place and the sea closed off for civilian traffic. Could've been testing a submarine launch

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It would not be the first time a missile exploded while still in the tube on a Russian sub.

popmech.ru/weapon/news-497892-povyshenie-radiacionnogo-fona-v-severodvinske-vyzval-vzryv-na-poligone-mbr/
>almost immediately after the incident the automatic geiger counters in Severodvinsk recorded short term increase in background radiation up to 2 microsieverts/hour (about equivalent to a tomography)
literally can not make this shit up

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that is actually made up
quite literally

>t. vladimir

Fuckin’ Russia lmao

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For a month, the administration of the seaports of the western Arctic closed the area of the Dvina Bay of the White Sea for free swimming, where an explosion occurred during exercises. During the explosion, the authorities of Severodvinsk recorded the election of radiation. Иcтoчник: censor.net.ua/n3142031

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What's with Russians and loving to irradiate themselves?

An excuse to drink vodka.

Didn't an armory blow up earlier this week too?

Yeah.

>Two sources tell Lenta that the missile involved in the explosion may have been the hypersonic Tsirkon cruise missile tested from a mobile launcher. There is still no confirmation as to whether the explosion occurred on a ship or onshore.

twitter.com/RALee85/status/1159556252680314880

>Local people were reportedly urged to take precautions against radiation. No increase in ambulance call-outs was recorded, the administration added.
>A woman in Severodvinsk named only Alina told Russian news site lenta.ru: "I work in the hospital where they're bringing the injured.
>"They advise everyone to close their windows and drink iodine, 44 drops per glass of water."
>Children in local kindergartens were taken indoors after reports of the blast and parents were advised not to take them outside in the evening, other residents were quoted as saying.
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49275577

>when a military official in a hazmat suit assures you that there were no radiation leaks but you should probably start taking iodine drops

Probably a dangerous combination of incompetence and a lack of anything to live for.

as is tradition

>the injured
Shit, I just assumed it exploded in midair away from any bystanders. That can’t be good.

imagine being russian

Chernobyl 2.0: missile boogaloo

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This man is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.

THERE'S NO RADIATION
EVERYTHING IS FINE
IGNORE THE PEOPLE VOMITING BLOOD

Apparently there's a nuclear fuel carrier in the area the explosion occurred.

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Is the propulsion similar to the flying crowbar?
Wasn't a big downside the fact that, aside from practically no radiation shielding, the exhaust spews radioactive particles fucking everywhere?

Jesus tap dancing Christ. This is becoming more farcical by the minute.

>mkR/h
The hell is that, µR/h fpr people who don't know how a keyboard works?

wtf is a nuclear fuel carrier?

Literally just a ship that carries nuclear fuel.

OH BOY

Well, not sure if that comforts me or scares me
Not really that fun being the neighbor to Severomorsk or Murmansk desu

russia has stuff like this happening in the modern era during peaceful times. meanwhile America had one of the most ambitious operations ever involving nuclear weapons (Chrome Dome) and have managed to crash, drop, set ablaze with aviation fuel, or just straight up lose nuclear ordinance and nothing has ever been set off accidentally.

russia is truly the laughing stock of the world. even in peacetime they are incapable of keeping their shit together and not blowing themselves up.

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While someone certainly fucked up here, the radiation that appears to have gotten loose isn't a sign of a nuke accidentally going off. If that had happened you'd have seismographs and infra-sound listening stations around half the planet screaming about it. Even assuming a nuke was involved here (seems unlikely IMO) the warhead was at worst blown apart.

It was most likely their nuclear-powered cruise missile being tested again.

>hey Vladimir, is there any traffic we should be worried about before tresting missle?
>Nyet, comrade. Missle is safe and only ship in area is carrying *squint* pukular gruel

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>trying to start an arms race you have no chance of winning

why?

A lot of fuels used for military rockets are at least mildly toxic you retard.

Yeah but this isn't toxic, this is radioactive.

>this is radioactive.
its Russia, what isn't at this point?

>Ivan, not only are we going to use a nuclear reactor for our new superweapon, we're going to launch it with hypergolic fuel!
All they need now is to use dimethylmercury for hydraulic fluid, and they'll have the ultimate toxic weapon.

>rads in Severodvinsk are measured in excess of 200 mkR/h
Typical faulty equipment. Tell me how a missile with an experimental engine can cause such an increase in radiation, because IT CAN'T!
>geiger counters in Severodvinsk recorded short term increase in background radiation up to 2 microsieverts/hour (about equivalent to a tomography).
Not great, not terrible. Probably feed water leaking.
It's all under control. Call the fire brigade, and it'll all be over soon.
This man is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.

I don't know about that. I'm Russian and I feel pretty normal. Then again, I'm not one living there, being a US citizen and all. You don't understand. It's like everyone normal left and the only ones left are... well, touched in the head.

>They even got Legasov on site
i'm sorry, who?

I heard there's graphite scattered all over the test range.

Nobody saw graphite on the ground BECAUSE IT's NOT THERE!

Link us the video, an we can remove the audio and convert to webm with ffmpeg

So there’s basically two possible scenarios of what actually went down:
>1. SLAMski blows up on test stand and leaks radioisotopes all over the place
>2. chemically propelled hypersonic missile test goes off course and whacks nuclear fuel carrying vessel that just happens to be there
Scenario 1 seems like to cause the least issues, since there’s only so much nuclear fuel you can cram into an aircraft reactor. Even if it goes boom there’s just not enough shit to spread around to cause real fuckery. Scenario 2 looks more likely to be what happened, which sucks for Russia, since a big ship is going to be carrying much more nuclear material then some shitty Pluto knockoff. Holy shit vatniks get it together.

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The odds of scenario 2 occurring seem incredibly low. Given the rough test history of their SLAM-analogue (slamalogue?), I'd say the first case is much more likely.

The Knyaz Vladimir got moved to Severodvinsk just last month for missile tests, why the fuck would you also do land-based missile tests at the same place when you've got a history of explosions and deaths

OSINT hombres are already on the case
Safety standards are for the capitalist pigs

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Scientists at NARTS found that injecting liquid mercury into the exhaust stream of a rocket actually appreciably improves performance.

It's a ship that carries nuclear fuel from export ports to countries with nuclear reactors that need to get fed. It's usually escorted by a pair of decent and functional surface combat ship and a merchantman acting as a decoy. A counter assault team is placed onboard the carrier and frigate which is manned by trustworthy sailors and extra personnel so nothing dumb happens and the ship can stay fully manned even during a fire or flooding response. When these things hit open and international waters they usually get a sub escort also in case some rouge country tries to or successfully snags the shipment the freighter can be sunk immediately.
Oddly;
One of the reasons Iran and Russia are getting FUCK YOU level sanctions is the nuclear fuel (((authorities))) are pissed off Iran wanted to enrich it's own fuel, Russia tried to sell fuel to Iran with a sweetheart deal where Iran would enrich to 20-25% then send the unfinished material off to Russia for finishing and manufacture of fueling units to avoid the whole enriching for a nuclear weapon bullshit desert yids screech about. Also France and Canada would get locked out of the Middle East and Asian market if Russia started to sell to Iran and China. It's a shiton of money market and getting undercut by slavs could kill off huge chunks of domestic industry and lost investments.

Oh shit. How the fuck does that even happen? AShM seeker test or something?

Wish these were true, but most likely that's yet another desperate attempt to blame West for Rußiam retardation.
>CIA totally caused Chernobyl

>Oh shit. How the fuck does that even happen? AShM seeker test or something
The seeker is delusional. Get it to the repair bay.

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>CIA caused Chernobyl because i kept looking under my desk for CIA and not paying attention

They were obviously testing an anti-radiation missile, and it worked just as intended!

Kek

kek

At least Russia does not force its soldiers to deploy in M2 Bradly deathtraps

watch more tv

But it didn’t kill all of the radiation, user.

The Zone has expanded!

Cheeki Breeki Anons!

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nah, that was *feature* of one particular model

Probably. They say its Zircon. So probably they were testing it and so they closed an area but Mr. Nuclear fuel carrier wants none of it and actually travelled inside the area where the missile locked on to it thinking it is a valid target.

Holy shit that's hilarious.

Does shit like that happen often with military testing?

Because 99% of shitposts when something happens in burger town is done by vatniks and angry canadian hapas so when it happens in their own back yard the typical response is to pretend nothing happened. In the meantime burgers don't give a shit and thus no one talks about it.

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>Because 99% of shitposts when something happens in burger town is done by vatniks and angry canadian hapas
Nope.jpg its literally the FBI and not the Russians

>Recently the FBI released an affidavit about a shooting thread on one of the other chans. The Affidavit included screencaps taken by the FBI of the other thread - the only problem is, they left the (YOU)s in the thread.
youtube.com/watch?v=0HUdnRojJVQ
@~11:00
>An FBI (you) confirmed egging on an active shooter in the warrant evidence

courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.casd.626722/gov.uscourts.casd.626722.1.0.pdf

NOTICE HOW THE FBI GUY IS BLAMING THE RUSSIANS TOO

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

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So it was glowniggers the whole time

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You did not see any (you)s because they are not there.

Sometimes it happens. Even to airplanes when an air lane is closed for commercial traffic but the pilot is so used to flying the same lane again and again that he did not notice the warnings and just drone through.

Sure, but a nuclear fuel carrier is usually operating in an incredibly controlled and secure manner. It'd be understandable if it was some random-ass freighter, but this is different.

>spooky stories of the russian navy.tif

>usually operating in an incredibly controlled and secure manner.
This is not Chinese Navy this is Russia. Who knows if sailors are conscript. Only China does not have problems like this. America rams merchant ships while Russia shoots nuclear ships.

You do know that a Chinese frigate crashing into a merchant ship last week?

gee who should we trust

a random shilling site
or the fact that the equipment that most countries agreed on installing that monitor pretty much the whole world havent reported ANYTHING back?

>be alphabet soup
>bug some user's pc
>take screenshots
...
>Hurr durr is teh FBEEE

Fuck off already, dipshit and stop derailing.

I see you have never had any involvement in law enforcement since you think they will boot up your computer after confiscating it

>bug some user's pc
OH LIKE BEFORE GETTING WARRANT TO DO SO?

BECAUSE THAT DOCUMENT WAS ATTACHED TO WARRANT APPLICATION YOU FUCKWIT

FUCK OFF FBI YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT

Nuclear is an area where the Russians still have parity

He's talking about sanctions, retard, not kaputniks

How the fuck else would you test a nuclear powered missile?

>where Iran would enrich to 20-25%
WHAT THE TAP DANCING FUCK WOULD YOU NEED 25% ENRICHED URANIUM FOR?!?!?!
PWRs use like, fucking 3% enrichment

>How the fuck else would you test a nuclear powered missile?
In a wind tunnel in a secure building with filtered air exchange to outside world

Matryoshka. They show incompetence as a form of camaraderie to poor American sailors.

by actually firing a nuclear engine that has no way of shutting down

OBVIOUSLY

What do you mean no way of shutting down?

>On May 14, 1961, the world's first nuclear ramjet engine, "Tory-IIA", mounted on a railroad car, roared to life for a few seconds. Three years later, "Tory-IIC" was run for five minutes at full power.

>Russia
>Providing accurate radiation readings

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Finland here, no unusual radiation detected by civil defense measurement stations