You've been teleported to Europe circa 0 A.D. Which ancient army are you joining?

You've been teleported to Europe circa 0 A.D. Which ancient army are you joining?

Hard mode: no Romans.

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>Carthage revivalist ftw

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Persians if I want to live lavishly, Scythians if I feel like being humble.

Europe was a bloody shithole back then. Definitely head eastward if Rome isn't an option.

Probably some random tribe of Celts.

Or the Suebi for Berserking.

Probably join my ancestor Campbells in Scotland. Ne Obliviscaris motherfucker

I’m going to loiter around Jerusalem for the next thirty-three years.

I'd probably choose the Romans.

So, you want to start an insurrection in Roman territory? Let the Jews tell you how that works out.

>Probably join my ancestor Campbells in Scotland
You'd have a pretty hard time, considering there weren't any Scots in Scotland yet.

Ayyyye same. Galilee and Capernaum would be safe bets.

Nailed it.

>Just want to meet Jesus bro
>get crucified before Jesus is a toddler because Rome.

Wait I thought AD was after death, so wouldn’t he have just died/resurrected

More like
>Try to straddle the fence to please the Romans so not to get crucified.
>Speak Greek because lol commerce
>Be mindful of Jewish customs, learn Aramaic
>Touch a Samaritan once
>Jewish zealot puts a dagger in you for getting to close to Herod's Temple.

Proto Russ

China warlord random doesnt matter.

Fellow long pig enthusiast?

No user.

It means ‘the year of our lord’. So it starts with the birth of Christ and ends with the end.

No such thing as year 0 A.D. Our calendar goes directly from year 1 B.C. to year 1 A.D.

We Hiberni naow.

Meats meat... plus you know better standard of living comparatively. Army service was like 5 years unless invaded, small asians chicks wanting to breed with tallest person ect.

yeah okay, this. everything else I could think of is shit in comparison to this, literally meeting God.