Hey Jow Forums do I enlist in the IDF?
Oi
Ian Barnes
Aiden James
Yeah.
Eli Mitchell
Yeah.
Ryder Walker
ah ha! you have been caught jew, keep your claws where we can see them and do not attempt to change your form
Hudson Sanchez
Unironically how does an American even do that?
Oliver Bennett
I'd assume you'd have to prove some sort of Jewish ancestry and subsequently apply for citizenship beforehand, but I could be completely wrong.
Levi Miller
I love Israel. We have a Biblical duty to protecc our IDF waifus. And buy IWI. I wish I could enlist and get a free battle-proven MTAR with the circle handguard and full-fun. Or even if they'd just let me touch a Carmel. I'd cum instantly. God, Israelis know how to make a good gun.
Robert Adams
Is that even a question?
Ayden Thompson
Israeli army tavors don’t have a fun switch, it’s against Israeli doctrine.
only special forces and machine gunners get to use full auto.
Parker Bailey
From what I remember you need to be either 1/4 jewish or a have converted with certification from your rabbi.
Citizenship isn't necessary but quite likely piss easy to get during or after service and I think even beforehand.