Best handgun with which to kill myself

Help me shop online for a handgun and accompanying ammunition that would be good to use for a suicide.

Thanks

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please

Get a shorty 12 gauge

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Thank you. A shotgun would be best, wouldn't it

seriously seek help
also dont contribute to gun deaths so the left can misinterpret your death as a murder

I’ve heard good things about Double Braid Nylon 3/8”, you’d probably only need like 10’ too so it shouldn’t cost too much. The best part is that it ships straight to your door, no BS background checks

Anything but a pellet gun would do it.

Seriously, get some help.

shut the fuck up and stop plaguing Jow Forums with this shit

I'm a leftist, though.

Hope this helps.

Thanks,

This is my first post in Jow Forums. Didn't know it was a problem. Sorry.

Thanks.

Wow, thanks for the tip.

Thanks,

Gun suicides aren't necessarily painless. Don't kill yourself. But a heroin overdose would be a better way to go I imagine. But don't. Think about the senpai and all.

But a gun is especially bloody and imagine if you don't hit your brain

Just make a gun shape with your fingers at a cop.

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Either way you have to pick it up at a real brick and mortar store so make sure you can handle that.

hang yourself so you don't become a statistic used to justify taking our guns thanks

use a crossbow you gungrabber enabling assfaggot

"Family" autocorrected to senpai. Idek know what senpai means, I just know its an anime thing

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Sure user

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Why on earth do you want to kill yourself? can you at least give an explanation? a close friend i knew since being like 7 years old killed himself 2 years ago and nobody knows why. He left a great void in my life.

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Use a cop's gun instead. They'll keep shooting even after you're incapacitated.

If you do it yourself and not hit anything vital the first shot, you might not be able to finish yourself off.

>Didn't know it was a problem
you fucking crossboarding /b/ faggots turn up every weekend and post these totally funny never-been-done-before edgelord threads because you're all 13 years old. A couple of newfags tell you not to do it, then a mod bans you and you never come back to Jow Forums.

I'm 30 and don't post in /b/. Mostly just use the porn boards. Hope this helps.

Thanks,

No future.

Thank you.

You'll be robbing your future from right under your feet if you an hero yourself

>leftist
>"which handgun is best to kill myself?"
Checks out. If you want a painless and clean way to do it use an exit bag. Nitrogen tank attached to a mask. Dont make your family or whoever find a gruesome scene and have to clean up after you.

slit your wrists after chugging a fifth of bourbon fucking pussy

Get a Yeet Cannon and use that. Do it in the bathtub wrapped in a shower curtain wearing a shower cap so no one else has to be infected with your gore.

Please don't kill yourself. I myself have been institutionalized once and have suffered through depression, suicidal ideation and medication hell. There will almost always be a way out and considering you are probably young and still have many years to live, things aren't lost.

Also, countries have varying suicide rates, proving that there are irrational suicides.

Please, just don't fucking do it. I'm not one of those retards who post the national cuck (suicide) hotline, and expect something out of it. I just need you to realize there are (almost) always other options and you probably aren't terminal or retarded.

When I was institutionalized, I was somewhat humbled even by the states of seemingly irrecoverable people. There were people who couldn't even fucking talk correctly, you from how you can make a coherent post, you aren't close to that.

Please, seek some help, phsycologytoday has resources on almost every therapist in the nation. Also, there are various local support groups or group therapies you can join that can be free of charge.

Also, another thing is you have fallen into nihilism, just like the many other young (men) who kill themselves. This is exactly why so many shootings are happening today too. You have a lack of purpose. So you need to make a purpose for yourself. Seeking help is the first step.

Also, remember that the people who kill themselves are usually the smart ones. There are people who the world would be much better off if they died who aren't dying. I've noticed that many people who want to kill themselves are infinitely more intelectual than the damn thots and other assholes. You have potential.

Unironically, if you want to die, you are already pretty smart.

Autists and intellectuals want to die, peak normalfags, thots, shallow fags do not.

make sure to have someone actually go to your house and die in an obvious place
only thing worse than having a family member die is them not being found for two weeks and they are basically a balloon ready to pop

mfw friend told me about a missing person that was reported and cops didn't find her during the first wellness check. she had fallen behind some furniture and died and the first cops thought she was a blanket. she was found on another wellness check because she was stinking pretty bad

latimes.com/science/la-sci-suicide-rates-rising-teens-young-adults-20190618-story.html

Suicides are just over 4 times higher for young men than women. Chances are, because you're on Jow Forums and Jow Forums, you're a guy.

This is because feminism and other retarded social marxists who control the mainstream narratives have managed to create a culture where all women are supported no matter what, and men are told to man up, without remorse.

I can prove this through the fact that no one wants to help ugly men who aren't sociable. No one even recognizes them. Men are increasingly demonized in this society and they loose their place. These are men who are fighting age, and have insane testosterone. In addition with how extremists listen to these forgotten people is is why mass shootings happen too.

Without extremism, these people have no purpose and they fall into nihilism and kill themselves.

Don't let this become you.

So please user, don't kill yourself.

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nice trips
remember that suicide is the coward's way out

DON'T HELP THIS FUCKING NIGGER, HE'S THE EXACT REASON WHY GUN STATISTICS ARE SO HIGH

All or nothing thinking is what makes you think like this and it isn't true. Hell you could shoot up someplace and that would be more of a future than nothing. (Don't do that)

You have opportunities, you have life ahead of you, you have intellect. Take advantage of it.

If you want I can even listen to you all you want on discord or something etc.

Barret 50 cal, right in the base of the chin upwards and slightly back tilt. Will completely obliterate anything where your skull will used to have been. Or if youre a poor nig any cletus type 12 gauge should do the trick

Hey, I'm just trying to help him live.

Life sucks most of the time, people need help.

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>samefag here
Just read you want a handgub. May as well neck yourself because only a 44/500 magnum will be 100% unequivocal guaranteed suicide, and even then you might just become a vegetable

An exit bag would be better desu. Cheaper, more painless, less messy, and if you fuck up you won't maim yourself. Just look up how to make one and drive out to the woods and walk a mile from your car, enjoy nature one last time, then end it quietly.

>vegetable
Only if he's lucky he might just turn himself into a faceless Helen Keller. Then he will REALLY want to kill himself.

Your best bet is with hanging. The instant shock at the end of a drop will break your neck and sever your vagus nerve.

2nd best option is death by train.

Just poison yourself. If you blow your head someone is going to have a bad day to clean your filthy body.

Last I heard apple seeds have a high dose of cyanide. Just get a lot of apple seeds and eat them.

Don't contribute to gun stats. Do something interesting like:
>Rent a convertible Corvette
>Go to the salt flats
>Put a brick on the pedal
>Tie a rope around your feet, attach rope to something sturdy and fixed
>Get a drag parachute, tie it around your neck
>Get the car to top speed
>Deploy the chute
>Snippity snappity
Bonus points if you an hero in an assless fursuit.

You guys are retarded. More suicides will strengthen gun control arguments, if this guy offs himself, that just means more thot normie liberals will take his vote too.

He only says he's a liberal because he wants you guys to help him die.

Urban normie liberals don't kill themselves. People who actually can use half their brain are the ones who kill themselves.

Please, stop helping retards on Jow Forums kill themselves.

t. The evil queen from Snow White

fuck you faggot, you're ruining guns for everyone else with your faggotry by giving statistics to the gungrabbers

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Every morning is a chance at getting better. I'll say to you what I told the friend I lost and those I get concerned about. This is the 'user show', there are people called 'friends' and 'family' around, but it was always your responsibility to guard your head. Protect your dome user, you can do it.

1) Suicide is not a joke. I'm not going to assume you're joking and neither will law enforcement or medical professionals. When you put that shit out there, expect people to act "in your best interest" to keep you alive.
2) You need to seek help and reevaluate your position. Things could be worse and things can get better. I don't even know you and I'm willing to help if you need it. People in your life will absolutely do what they can to help you get through whatever it is you're feeling right now. There's no shame in letting people know you're hurting. Killing yourself is a mistake because it can only negativity impact the people in your life. You'll be missed by the people who love you and never will have made things right in the relationships you fucked up. Be brave and fight to the end. You can turn things around.
3) Suicide by firearm is fucking horrifying and so stupidly easy to fuck up. You may try it and wake up without a face. You may pull the trigger and give yourself a lifetime of medical bills and hospital visits. You are guaranteed to maim yourself, not guaranteed to die. You could traumatize a first responder for the rest of his life. A gun is not an "off switch" as much as pop culture would like you to believe it is. It takes a lot to kill a person. There are people who survived shotgun blasts to the face, survived falling out of planes, getting hit by lightning, swallowing poison, getting blown in half by explosions, etc, etc. You have no idea what may or may not take you out of the game, so don't spend your time thinking about it. Forget about getting a gun and all the other ways you might kill yourself. Think of ways to turn things around and don't be afraid to ask for help. Hang in there. You're gonna make it.

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