ITT: let’s discuss prison survival

pro tip: don't get involved with the clintons

Attached: 1565473124843.jpg (2048x1152, 480K)

beat the shit out of the first guy you see, you'll be good after that

don't allow yourself to be captured in the first place

I heard once from a convict that keeping your head up and your eyes down shows confidence while respecting the existing prison pecking order and thus won't single you out as an upstart

Id just throat punch the first nigger i saw and shout sieg heil to establish myself as the alpha aryan of the prison.

>don't have any evidence on Hillary

Depends on what ur in for. If your a chomo you are gonna get you head cut off first yard.

Honestly you survive by not doing drugs, not racking debt, working out, and following orders of what your race tell you to do. If you are an asset you'll be fine. If you are a liability you will be beaten and maybe killed. If you fuck up you'll get sent to solitary for a while.

Keep a towel under your door gap so you don't get gassed.

To be fair the Aryan brotherhood guys might let you hang with them if you do that. Of course watch the shower scene in American History X to see how that could go.

Don't act like a bitch, wait for your people to approach you and tell you what time it is, stick to the program, work out, put in work, don't rack up a debt. From what I've heard West Coast prisons are highly segregated by race while East Coast is more laid back in that regard. Either way, don't take shit from no one and learn to fight.

This. The US is basically south america tier so it's why ameriblobs condone prison violence.

>Don't be a pedo or be charged with a crime that other prisoners would attack you for
>Keep to yourself and socialize only with the normal prison population that are also just serving their sentence
>pay attention and avoid allowing negative situations to develop
>maintain your physical fitness
Sure you still might get stabbed by some person who develops a grudge on you 4no rasin, but those are few and far between, especially if you manage risk.

AB wouldn't touch you if you started shit like that. They'd leave you to your fate of getting jumped by blacks for doing something so fucking retarded. The way you get into AB is by jobbing for them. When they get a hold of you and tell you to do something, you comply. Of course, that might stand as a general rule if you're in a shithole like LA, but if you're in a more civilized part of the country you can avoid gang affiliation all together.

Make pruno in your toilet, give it out to people and that's how you get a personal army of alcholics ready to protect their supplier

Attached: pruno.jpg (480x360, 9K)

I want botulism

>AB wouldn't touch you if you started shit like that.
This.
You just started some shit that they will have to deal with. You join and follow the orders coming down the hierarchy. They decide when it's time to rock and roll or lay low and maintain the peace.

ok but if i make in it my toilet where do i go pee pee poo poo poo

Be too /k to do hard time.
Gtext
>this guy i knew
>straya military eod specialised in ct spt to sasr
>needs to stay fit and fast to keep up, goes from gymrat to steroids to meth
>needs cash for meth, so sells at least 10 M72s (and possibly other sf weaponry) to raghead crims who sell them on to wannabe isis jihads
>crims rat him out
>feds and spooks shit themselves that jihad nutjobs now have real toys
>threaten to drop him in supermax for life etc etc
Ends up with 6years softest opendoor prison farm
>how? 1 simple trick
>says "supermax is full of all the amateur jihadis you caught because they have no skillz, and the only way to stop them shanking me for allah is to offer to teach them every ct and ied trick I know..."

dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/aussie-soldier-shane-dellavedova-who-sold-rocket-launchers-released-on-parole/news-story/c07f704c093d6a96900ed89e9b590da2

>that comfy feel when even if you do murder somebody the worst you'll get is a low-stress country bungalow farming vegetables holiday

Don't worry, by then your bottom wont be used for making poo.

dont be a bitch. if a group starts fucking with you, poke em up and get sent to lockdown.

Q predicted this

Hard predictions
>sun will rise tomorrow
>anyone implicating hillary suicides
Jow Forums related question - what is best boltaction to kys with 3 shots to back of head?

ThankQ for your service

Just do the in the corner, if the guard asks why you shit the corner just tell him that you have autism and can't help it

You don’t necessarily need to stick a man , usually throwing hands will do. Try not to get in problems but if it’s time to boogie go as hard as you can even if you know your getting stomped.

This. A couple grand to a CO to go use the bathroom and not have someone cover their post is chump change to these people.

Sun confirmed on our side

Pretty sure giving training like that to the enemy, or even threatening to do so is the definition of treason in any country and a great way to get ad seg in super max.

Make sure you bring your paperwork to yard or get your motherfuckin wig split

>"Pretty sure.." what would happen in user's imagination
vs
>what actually happened to named guy documented with link.
Nope, he got soft time because there was no way to segregate perp and his information.
Thinking every prison is mexican-tier hellhole full of hollywood movie gangs and being tough-guy loner who nobody fucks with.

american prison is literally the same as american public school but filled with mentally ill psycho adults, gay rape, and you get shot if you try to leave

>so what's the difference?