Tips, tools, weapons , tactics for surviving the slammer
ITT: let’s discuss prison survival
Parker Morris
Nicholas Robinson
Let the warden know you put half a billion USD into dark web escrow accounts to have him assassinated if anything happens to you during your stay
Hudson Martin
Keep a shank in your tooter.
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Hunter Smith
Pussy out and go to seg on PC status. Or don't be a bitch and go down guns blazing, never seeing a judge to begin with.
Bentley White
Don't let your asshole become WebM related. People with your birthday have really big balls.
Jeremiah Collins
Dude theres no survival if youre in as deep as this kike.
Camden Baker
You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
Adam Miller
In any first world country, you'll be safe so you really don't have to worry about your safety as prison policies, administration, and inmate culture in first world countries eschews violence.
Only in third world shitholes are prisons expected to be gladiatorial hellzones where lawbreakers are warehoused and forgotten.
Alexander Gray
First find the biggest ugliest bastard around.
It's obvious what you have to do next, give him a cupcake pat him on the back and tell him it's okay.
If all goes well he won't shank you and maybe if he has to fight you he might pull his punches and you won't be so disfigured when the guards break up the fight.
Mason Perez