How do you defend against a pack of bike thugs in the uk ?

Police killing the white dude... I love Bongs!

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Take out the last guy with a big soup can or frozen chicken to the head. Work your way up the line until they all are down. Other shoppers will join in, but someone must take the initiative.

>how do you defend against a pack of bike thugs in the uk ?
Poke your tactical umbrella between their wheel spokes

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this is literally teenagers doing punk teenager stuff, did I skip over them playing the knockout game or raping somebody? youd literally have to be a fucking fun nazi boomer to get angry at this vid

You are in a supermaket, you have so many good weapons around. I'll head for the fish section.

>teenagers
You mean roodypoos

found the bike nigger from the video

you are scum

when is punching some old lady a normal thing?

Go berserk, and kill or cripple two or three before you're put down like a rabid dog.

>this is literally teenagers doing punk teenager stuff

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How do bongs stand to live in London?
I'm not saying it's great here in the US, but London feels inescapable.

>implying these arent labor voters who deserve it

Excuse me? This is why nobody likes you third world niggers.

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>How do bongs stand to live in London?
dunno man. from what I've read, most are leaving London due to massive increase in violence.
shit in the toilet you fucking animal.

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>third world niggers harrassing the same people who voted them in
>having a problem with this

Ironic? Yes. Appropriate? No.

>apply for license to defend yourself from bike thugs
>authorities see that bike thugs are youths of color
>charge you with hate crime and send you to prison
easy-peasy

so you admit youre a faggot then?

>tfw I just skated and fucked with security guards at our chosen skating spots and didn't beat random people
guess me and my friends weren't punk enough

>uk
you don't

>not smacking dipshits grabbing at you
you obviously must not know what counts as assault

Based Jezza.

gOoD aRgUmEnT

>Get a baseball bat or a small club
>Hide behind one of the shopping aisle
>Take a swing at their faces.

I love how you guys LARP as a bunch of chads when IRL you're just pic related

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Move to a western country.

Like you larp as a female? At least were just buying guns and not chopping our cocks off, tranny.

Blow your self defence whistle obviously

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>railed gas block
cringe

Is that the INCEL who got buttmad he's an INCEL?

is that a dpms?

>They banned pepperspray

>how do you defend against a pack of bike thugs in the uk ?
un loicensed assault spork

Same way you stop a robbery

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simple. jam a stick into the spokes of their tires. see what happens.

if i've learned anything guy on bike vs anything suddenly put in their way like a shopping cart makes for a bad time for guy on bike

that gun tells me everything I needed to know about him.

fpbp all pedalfags get the gas

if bongs are seriously piss-panted about a few 14 year olds biking through a shopping market for teh lolz, I would genuinely question whether or not the bong race is capable of handling FREEDOM. hell the kid in the video hardly even punched some dumb boomer in the man tit.

Thin blue line what would we do without these heroes

Unless some other manufacturer has the balls to make a product only memelords want, so possibly Hi Point

>rape alarm
L M A O

This, about a dozen of us could set up our own fiefdom in the countryside with nothing more than a pointy stick and mean words.

half the faggots in this thread threw a bitch fit, theyre probably the ones that turned in their bumpstocks

>2019
>living in WASDF

RIP Londonbros. We face similar issues in the States, but I'm still wishing the best for you guys.

dilate

Ban assault bikes.

>how do you defend against a pack of bike thugs in the uk ?
you run away. only criminals are allowed to have weapons.

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>world is a fuck

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>be unaware of the term, look it up on wiki
>'thin blue line' is in its turn an allusion of the 'thin red line'
>which refers to the Crimean War episode whith British & Turks holding off against Russians
>British
>aaand Turks
>and today the bongs are unarmed and gone full OP video
What goes around...

S for spit on anglo.
>SSSSSSSSSS

Ban assault bycycles. Surely that is going to make them disappear, just like guns, knives, acid...

I used to chill with gypsies and binge drink in the park and even then we behaved ourselves

It's like all the sewage in hell congealed and formed a country

FYI any knife with a fixed or folding (but not locking) blade under 3” is legal to carry, and if you are caught with it just say you need it for work or to cut fruit.

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>Reddit spacing
You really are a bicyclist.

How can you not understand how being obnoxious bothers people?

how can how you not understand teenagers are supposed to be obnoxious?

>Defend yourself
>in the UK

OI OI WHOTS THAT ABOUT DEFENDING URSELF? YOUR OFF TO THE FOOKING SLAMMA MATE

ofcourse the old geezer lady grabs the small white kid and the 45 year old dude tries to come at the same kid. theyd have cope smiles on if the group was all africans and arabs but they have to do something to the single white kid. fuck this world, fuck these kids, fuck those shoppers.

I have never seen anyone carrying a knife, let alone witnessed a stabbing.

t. Lived in London for 10 years

You gotta loiscense for that naughty image lad? Lemme see your butter knife lioscence too while we’re at it ya bugga

>Get caught doing a legal thing
>Have to make up an excuse for doing legal things
The absolute state of Bongs.

OI WHATS THIS 'BOUT CHECKIN' OTTER PEEPULS LOICENSE? DID YOU 'MEMBER TO CUMPLETE THE LOICENSE CHECKING 'EALTH AND SAFETY FORMS? DO YOU 'AVE THE PROPER REQUISTION LOICENSE FOR THOSE FORMS GUVNA?

Like jesus fucking christ, even if a regular unarmed cop showed up what the hell would real chance would they stand against one of these knife wielding apes? At least here in the US that mong would get blasted and we'd never have to worry about his sub human ass again.

They didnt. They punched another shopper in the shoulder.

Im in sorts of agreement with the other guy. They’re just being autistic teens but this is nothing to get enraged over

To be honest, police used to deal with this kind of shit by clouting the shitty teens one, but they can't do that anymore.
Retarded teenager behaviour hasn't changed, but society's response has. Like they don't need to be locked up, just kicked around by a huge fat copper for a bit.

Punk teenagers egg people's houses and graffiti public property. This is nigger behavior. The (((media))) likes to cover up the violent behavior of their pets by saying "hahaha those dang teenagers" even though its obvious to anyone with a brain that acid attacks and gangrape are not typical teenage behaviors.

bong law enforcement kek how incompetent can you be to not be able to catch teen "bikers" even
what a joke of a cunt

>It never used to be like this! THE JOOOS CHANGED HUMAN NATURE BY JOOO MAGIC!
Ok, Jow Forums, ok.
youtube.com/watch?v=pN7EIpqrPw8
Here's Brighton in 1968, with hundreds of mods and rockers kicking the shit out of each other.

The reality is life in the West has never been so safe as it is now.

>graffiti public property
>not nigger behavior
>triggering mundano driving cuck labor party voters
>not based

Brighton votes Green Party, not labour.

>literally who on twitter dogpiles on some clown and thinks he's so smart and edgy
cringe and normie-pilled

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>Implying that faggot didn't deserve to get laughed at

Cleanup on aisle 4. 'Accidentally' shove a mop handle through spokes. Bike falls over and I'm pretty clumsy. 'Accidentally' put foot through spokes. Bend rim. Watch thug wobble away (if it's even rideable at this point). Bike are pretty easy to screw up.

And exactly how many bikes careening through stores? Totally unheard-of. You're talking about Gang A fighting Gang B, in gang areas: this is Gang A attacks civilians, in a store and on crowded sidewalks. They would absolutely have knocked these kids around in that time period.

>In gang areas
>Brighton beach
You silly cunt.

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>ride around as if traffic laws don’t apply to them
>ride through sidewalks with people walking
>ride full speed through hiking trails, expecting people to get the fuck out of the way
>get autistically mad when they don’t get their way

Seriously, bikefags need to get launched off their bikes frequently.

This video is crazy. Definitely worth an arrest.

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