The Furry Question

How do we deal with the furries, Jow Forums? They're masters of psyops and infiltration, killing entire fandoms with DURR KNOTS DURR GAYY I LIKE DICK BAD DRAGON DILDOS DURRR posting. What methods would be ideal for disposing of the anthropoid menace? Fire isn't going to work, they all use synthetic materials these days. Something that clings onto fabric, requires immediate treatment (Faster killing means less time to get out of the suit), and can be dispersed most effectively in a dense crowd. I'm thinking some kind of nail bomb with arsenic. Penetration remains a big issue as the suits can potentially act as a weak form of soft body armor, so it's really up in the air. There really needs to be an army corps of executioners for this sort of thing.
>Inb4 the furry posts/reposts furries with airshit or a budget sks on a pile of dildos

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Just call the ATF at the next furry convention

Napalm sticks to fur

Based, that fur is flammable

It's not 2006 anymore, furries are the least of our problems.
But yeah, fur is flammable.

I still see regular threads/derailments from the ol HEHE GUYS RANGE TRAP OMG BOIPUCCI BAD DRAGON posting, and the endless 'ITS KAY CULTURE' response

>It's not 2006 anymore

Shut the fuck up I never left
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Heard chlorine works for them.

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It's not any different from hunting.

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What make you think most of us own or even use a suit? We could be right in your squad or a civilian.

Remember let two enemy's do the dirty work the execute the victors.

Mostly just kidding though, most furries fucking hate most furries. Im more of a tertrophiliac myself.

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Chain the door shut at the convention and raise the thermometer so they die of heatstroke inside their fur suits

This is the worst scenario, then they disrobe and the nightly orgy commences sooner

That’s when you start the fires

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Jow Forums /trash/ alliance
i love you OP

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Jow Forums and all of Jow Forums is some form of degenerate. If you are a moralfag you don't belong here.

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the world is in such turmoil that believing the wrong but still untenable economic system will get you killed.

i'd definitely prefer to just lay in the cut getting knotted than go out on the town and be bashed in with a bike lock and then gunned down and then have quick-set concrete poured on me by both parties just because i believe in cash money existing

Shut the fuck up nigger, fire works fine.

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I don't give a shit about degeneracy, if anything furries are a little less degenerate in that they're little more than promiscuous fetishists compared to other groups. I hate that they stink up every little thing they touch with furry related things and homosex memes.
And someone wants you dead for taking the dog dick

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>And someone wants you dead for taking the dog dick
time to invest in a PS90 then

>inb4 "BBUT WHY NOT AN AR"

if the current decade is one where everyone dies in gang melees and nightclub shootings, i may as well die with a cool gun in hand

What are you, 40? This isn't 2008 anymore. "Yiff in hell furfags" hasn't been relevant for a decade.

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Can't be on guard at all times you know, someone's gonna catch you distracted on your way to the kennel eventually

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>Can't be on guard at all times you know,
exactly, we all die sometime, and more than likely at the hands of a political extremist

may as well have fun with some ridiculous piece of shit before you go

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Furries are the cavities of the modern world.
We must become the dentists.

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>We must become the dentists.
...and drill them, and fill them, plugging them up real nice?

>More than likely
There are more deaths every year in chicago than in politically motivated terror attacks in the past decade excluding 9/11

>furfaggots discover random site
>furfaggots make abhorrent posts
>get told to fuck off by the user base
>they begin making more abhorrent posts
>other breeds of faggots start to flood in
>disregard the original users
>do it for years
>original users are now a minority in the sea of faggotry
>old community begins leaving out of frustration of incompetent moderation
>fagtastic posts now become "board culture"
>the site is now a far cry of what it originally was
And that concludes a life and death of forums & imageboards
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

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Shit this reminds me of when Jow Forums rolled in three years ago and never fucked off. Let this sink in, Jow Forums used to be competent.

counterpoint: i'm lower-middle class and nonwhite and not involved in gang violence, drug trade, or other bootlegging, and watched anime at least once

im prolly gonna get milkshaked with a brick

>Nonwhite
I rescind the 'someone wants to kill you for taking the dog dick' comment, it's only bestiality when it's between a person and an animal.

stop pretending to be an oldfag

>muh Jow Forums
You're part of the problem, plebbitnigger

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you joke but ive seen posters around the neighborhood warning against "right wing white males" and the local newspapers are pretty pro-antifa and distinctly left in slant

it's probably safer to fuck animals than be white around here, and thats taking breaking your butt from knot pullouts into account

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Nice argument

>implying you had one to begin with
also you forgot your avatar, bitch nigger

furfaggots were always here, its just that they had mods to keep them in check until 2011

user, I really don't know how to tell you this

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I know exactly how to tell you this; getting long hair and thigh highs won't make you cute or a girl. no matter how hard you want it to.

>projecting this hard

You are absolutely, definitely, positively, foreverially, NOT going to continue getting away with this.

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>hating spiders means you want to fuck them

first off
>not wanting to fuck spiders
secondly
you were implying that he was some mentally disabled tranny fuck when in reality some of us just want some anatomically retarded reptile pussy

The 'be a girl' part was a bit factitious, I just mean it to convey you wont be le sexy femboy trap that furry bottoms often aspire to be, and so many of you are bottoms

Duckfag here. You have no idea how sick i am off this. Remember, if we purged those fucking redskins from the US, anything is possible, especially with today's technology.

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Impressive, that amount of projection rivals the 4K projectors I dream of getting for my home theater
you'll never catch her, she's already taken care of epstein

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what about femdom though

I don't think you know what projection means

Femdom is shameful, gayed and gaypilled. Hail, brother

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>jumps to the conclusion that I'm somehow a trap, going into specific detail about it
>not projecting

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>A sentence of the most basic possible description to convey a concept is detailed
>Implying I said you were a trap and not trying to be one
>Implying most of you fags aren't trying to be traps
>Implying people who disagree with you are traps
Yikes

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>you'll never catch her, she's already taken care of epstein
I don't think that donkey, that donkey's sister(brother? they arent exactly sexually dimorphic) it fucks, or their mentally defective muhreen leftenant friend can take care of anything

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>damage control
Yikes

Your trollposting can only go so far, sparkles.

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>leftenant
Easily the most offensive thing in this entire thread.

>tfw banned from hlad's twitter
all i did was shitpost on a post he made about made in abyss

>he has a twitter
what's it like over there being a dog of the shogunate?

I prefer an avian fursona, myself

Can mods just delete this thread already, talking about furfags just makes them flood any thread. Literally, if we just not talk about them, they just lurk. Seriously have we not learned this yet

keep projecting, faggot
maybe luck will be on their side

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Suffer not the furry to live

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>muhreens with SCARs
>holo isn't backwards
>foregrip isn't an M16 carry handle put on the wrong rail
I'm starting to think that maybe all this furry stuff isn't entirely realistic

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Whoever did this even if he is Jihadist terrorist, I'll tip my fedora on him, one legend to another. Because he's the hero we deserves, but not the one it needs right now Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a furry eliminator.

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Did you know in some states you can still catch charges for impersonating police if you're an off-duty officer?

Faith, run! The blues are inbound!

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