Why didn't we nuke the moon yet?

Why didn't we nuke the moon yet?

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Why would we nuke the moon?

Why would we waste nukes on a hologram?

You don't think we tried that already?

How could we nuke the moon if we can't pass the sky dome?

Lmao retards, nukes aren't real, they are a Judeo-American propaganda invention

Where were you during the Moon Wars?

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To deprive the werewolves of their power

I thought we did that already. Isn't that how the hollow moon theory got started?

Because Hitler is on the moon.

The US wanted to do that in the 50s but gave up for fearing it would scare the masses. Just imagine the reaction if they did that today.

because that might hurt our Lunarian friends

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We have. What do you think the craters are from?

Previous civilizations wanted out of the firmament. Moons a big target. You've been lied to your entire life about the origin of our world.

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You probably shouldn't have told Jow Forums that if you wanted them to nuke the moon

lunarian genocide, friend

based and checked

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op here, They had it coming!
fair point, but then... can you smell a bloody hologram?
...
Thought so!
I certainly did.
Pluto, our shuttle had to detour and the pilot knew a shortcut. (I was the pilot)
nah, he's moved back to newschwabenland, said the moons landscape was so bland and depressing.

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Oh yeah, dougledubs!

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it would harm the whaling industry

The tau are already there, best to not waste any time and be done with it

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because of the... tides. Why haven't I thought of that?!? Srsly thy has anybody seen where all the fucking giraffes been gone?

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Moon makes you crazy? Why u no blow up moon yet?

Me tel u now may 15

Jow Forums isnt Jow Forums that being said the moon should be nuked regardless because its Jow Forumsool

same reason you're a virgin

The USA secretly sent every imaginable chemical weapon to the moon in a secret 80,s program ( in case it had life) true story

Do you want a radioactive chunk of the moon slamming its big ass into Earth to take us out dinosaur-style, user?

Proofs

For the ultimate flex on communists.

The US thought about it, then they decided that getting people on the moon was a bigger flex on the commies. Better PR than possibly destroying the moon too

Mooninites and rabbits need to be taught their place

Moon's haunted

the lumerians are our ally

To show space who's boss.

I always believed in that theory deep in my mind without anyone telling me.
Where can I read more about it?

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Gotta nuke something.

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So we get it before it gets us.

Nukes aren't real

because we are afraid of grils?
I mean last time was fun...
>For the ultimate flex on communists.
Based
picrelated
yeah?!? Y-Your... MMOM ISN'T REAL!

what a great thread, really reminds me of being on reddit. good job guys!

don't say anything.

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you dare stumbling into this highly strategic Jow Forums meeting without contributing toward a solution?!?
Do you have any idea how many American lives are at stake here?

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To kill the Jewish tardigrades

Common sense Moon reform, bro

Nuke outer space and leave radioactive shit on Earth's orbit to prevent jewish rats from spreading their cancer anywhere else in this universe.

to show those cheese eating niggers who the fucking boss is

lets wait until we're off the planet first retard

We did. Several times
The US has thousands of nuclear warheads ready to be used at any given moment, but stay cramped away in a warehouse collecting dust. How else will we justify the need for a larger budget if we don't start using them?

S'cool