What gun would you use for a bump in the night?

Handgun loads out of a Judge.

"Come out come out"

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I, too, use my dick. It's great.

former ghetto resident here. I used to keep a shield under my knee pillow while I slept until one night I was awoken by the sound of someone bashing my bedroom window in. it was all I could do to make my body move while they were trying to clean out the residual glass along the bottom edge of my window. I finally succeeded in finding and grabbing my pillow gun right as they were hoisting themselves over the threshold and I was able to pull off a shot. due to the confines of my room, the report of the gun was unbelievably loud... and it was at this time that I *actually* woke up. hands empty but pointed in the general direction of my window. my gun still safely tucked under my pillow. my window intact and intruder free

I keep that shit in the sock drawer now. I don't want to accidentally shoot my neighbors in my sleep

whatevers available and closest, curently my shitty beretta 390
turn as many lights as possible and howl like idiot for them GTFO, lament how much fucking drywall work and pain in the ass carpet cleaner bill is about to be if this fucker doesnt get smart

>shut-in
>can't go a few posts without forcing weeb smut into them
Fix yourself before it's too late, cumbrain.

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I bump my dick against your mother’s pussy in the night

Me too

my model 12

If I blow my brains out maybe it'll scare Tyrone away so I don't have to actually talk to him

>smelly dumb Jow Forumsack scum

go practice your varg fu

The basic bitch glock because my local PD is shit and i dont want anything nice to go ‘missing’. I dont want to use a shotgun because i dont want that fucking mess in my home. A rifle isnt designed for hallway contact, i have an AR pistol but i really dont want to wreck my neighbors

300 blackout AR with 125gr sst

Night shooting with the boy toy

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Go practice your low test and ED, faghead.

>look maw, I made fun of the anime kid on 4chins, can I have some fries now!!!

KYS discord queer we lynch gays here and drag them behind a truck so fast they hit a curb and are dismembered.

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Shooting guns nude is straight af. If anyone breaks into my house the last thing they'll see is my handguns flashlight and a dangling nutsack

Something very cheap and not scary looking.

Oh boy 3am!

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Being woken out of sleep in pure adrenaline rush is a strange experience.
>asleep on a saturday morning
>wake up to girl screaming outside
>not sure exactly what I heard but I could swear I heard "somebody help me!"
>lay there for about 5 seconds not sure if it was dream or real
>decide I have to investigate
>grab 9mm
>put on pants and shirt as fast as I can
>run out front door with 9mm in waistband
>woman on bicycle about 4 doors down was hit by car
>bike frame all bent up, her leg is all broken and fucked up
>run to her and tell her everything will be OK, I am first on scene
>other neighbors start showing up
>somebody called 911
>I wait until ambulance is about a block away and then decide to leave, as there are now like 10 people there and EMTs are on scene
I will never forget those few seconds where I had no clue if what I heard was a dream or real. But I decided to act.

harder daddy

???

>Gun
They wish

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Fantastic strategy, Tyrone won't see it coming next tine he tries to snatch my shit

THE KID FROM BROOKLYN DAHT CAHM

BRING BACK DA FACKIN QUAALUDES

M&P9. Only gun with a flashlight. Had two light strikes a few times ago shooting. No problems the past 3-4 times but still have a fear of *click* in an emergency.

>put on pants and shirt as fast as I can

Do Americans really do this?

your post makes me want to nig rig an AR carry handle onto my wood shotgun out of resentment of your cuckoldry

>last thing id see
>assuming anyone would see anything beyond darkness if you ever knew the layout of your house and didnt need total illumination to survive in your own home

>Gun

How about a sock filled with about $8 in change?

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Why not just use loose bullets or a bunch of rocks, nogun?

>had dream where I'm room clearing a house by myself
>reach narrow hallway with 3 doors on either side and all slightly ajar
>can't focus on only one because another slowly starts moving
>they all swing open and s screech wakes me up
user it's nightmarish architecture that spooks me the most

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Revolvers are the best guns to just load and forget about. With a DA trigger you’re less like to discharge the weapon from flinching in the dark, or being confronted with a non lethal jump scare.

I get something really similar, except they’ll be spread out horizontally so I can’t see all the places the sound is coming from

and to think people called me a fool for stockpiling gold

>not ready to meet battle no matter the circumstances
never gonna make it

>grab 1851 navy
>don cowboy hat
>"Sorry pard'ner, but this house ain't big enough for the both'a us"

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You better have a brass bowl by the doorway to spit in after the shoot.

Jow Forums is G but yeah Ts are always ruining everything.

Based

I have hammer

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Do Europeans just run out naked or something?

Whatever is in reach and loaded at the time... Depending on where I'm asleep, its either my USP, my Sig, or my AR

I have tile like that

make sure you unleash it with sadistic intent. your focus should be on pounding, surrounding and slamming through the head of your attacker

they have to use their underwear as a surrender flag least they show hostile intent to the person who broke into their house

MP5K with suppressor and subsonic hollowpoints.

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Do eurofags NOT do this

Do you think this guy ever regrets this picture was taken?

I'm American and would have run out with my DA revolver, boxers and bathrobe

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Why can't we be frens?

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i'd rather have some clothing on so my dick isn't swinging around in my boxers

Thanks for the tip. Be seeing you soon.

Hatchet boy here, sucks being noguns but the one time I pulled the hatched I think the psychological impact was greater than any gun could have had.

Why use a gat when you can use a handy shovel and spiked club?

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>the one time I pulled the hatched I think the psychological impact was greater than any gun could have had.
you cant just say that and not tell the entire story

DAHT WAS DUH DRUHG, IN DA LATE 1970'S AND EARLY 80'S...

>New to the game. Start a run
>I'll do some smuggling and salvage some ships for combat
>I'll do some contract work now
>time for bounties
>Ooh, a survey mission to a Terran world!
>Look at the clock. I started at 8pm. It is now 6am
This game is crack

Not much to tell
>2am
>woken by banging and laughing
>pack of fucktards walking down the street kicking fences and cars
>gf has shiny new car in the drive
>nope
>grab hatchet and sprint to front steps before they get to my place
>they see me
>they turn and run
Nothing exciting, just a guy in his boxers at 2am in winter with no time for anyones bullshit.

neat story

daily reminder that if you have an interesting story, even a short one you're required to tell it

Good story bro

I had a bad dream that someone broke into my house and I could hear them thundering up the stairs, but I couldn't choose a gun to defend myself. I was just standing there staring at my collection and fingerfucking weapons thinking "Hmmm should I use the AR? That seems practical but Glock is more compact and maneuverable. Then again, I could use the 12ga and put a fist sized hole through him. That would be cool."

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Smith 357, i sleep in the living room of a 1bedrm apartment, so if someone tried breaking in it would ether be when i was gone or theyd get out of there when they saw me on the couch. I dont sell drugs or have sketchy friends or gun related stickers on my windows/car so im not worried about home invasion.

Post yfw getting hit in the face with 100,000 lumens in the middle of the night

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My shockwave loaded with dragon's breath rounds

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Smith & Wesson Model 10.

Mossberg 500 with #4 Buck if they brought friends.

If I shoot someone even after breaking in my own home without them being armed, I'd get fucked by my state. Also god forbid I shoot a family member because "Its dark". Can move around my house fine while blindfolded, but you definitely want to see what you're shooting at, skippy.

Can you tell me more about this tactical position? Any blindspots?

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Not all of us live alone, user.

He's in the dark, so probably a lot of blind spots.

I'll just shove my fist in there and pick one at random. Just to get me to my AR though.

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based and daewoopilled

So I looked up how powerful this lamp is and it's the one on the right. Can you go to jail for using this on someone?

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>Fedboys no knock your house with NVG's
>have a bunch of these rigged up
>hit the switch when you hear your door get kicked in
>????
>profit

Isn't it illegal to booby trap your house? But I suppose at that point you don't care

>lights
>booby trapping

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With my bryco .380 problem solver I am the bump in the night

Based and Bronson-pilled

I dunno, can you go to jail for pepper spraying someone?

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Where might one find flashbangs my good sir?

The GAYtf decided they were DDs so you can't legally buy them.

i repeat my question

Fucking wack

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What, waste time putting on a shirt? Not this American, but maybe he lives somewhere cold.