START FUCKING PUSHING
GRAB SOME REAL ESTATE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW
>last 2 digits decides how many you do
>last 3 if you're a PT stud
START FUCKING PUSHING
GRAB SOME REAL ESTATE AND BEAT YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW
>last 2 digits decides how many you do
>last 3 if you're a PT stud
Wut
>*punches drill instructor out for getting in my face.*
PUSHUPS DUMBSHIT, YOU HAVE TO DO 64
WHAT KIND OF LOVETAP WAS THAT PRINCESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND HITS ME HARDER THAN THAT WHILE YOU'RE OUT RUNNING
Saw someone shove a drill in basic for being up in their shit. Starts swining, other Drill in the office comes out and jumps in. I've never seen such a fucking ass kicking in my life. Like, half the chain of command wound up relieved for cause because they nearly killed that fucking kid.
God look at that stupid mutt face; The room temp IQ is visible. So enthusiastic about dying for Israel.
thats 64 buddeh get on that grind
LAST I CHECKED YOUR NAME WAS KOMI-SAN NOT KAMI-SAMA NOW DROP AND DO YOUR PUSHUPS, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HEIL HITLER DUBS YOU GET TO DO AN EXTRA 14 FOR THE SASS
Yep
why is this guy wearing a glove
>24
an amount i can do. i'll do it then.
my max is
i guess this stud is doing the last 3 digits : ^ )
>military mouthbreathers
Fuck my ass
Hit me fagbot, I'll add 100 to whatever I get.
[spoilersdontworkhere]Daily reminder it isn't the amount of pushups you do, it's consistency, though staying above 50-80 is always good[/spoiler]
ok gayboi
Implying its going to be over 20
[nods repeatedly and does as instructed, drill sergeant]
>me an intelect
>also I would either shoot them or cry >when pushed
i don't wanna
I need it anyway
roll
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE BABYSITTING A BUNCH OF WHINY WEEABOOS AND NEKOMIMI LARPERS, BUT HERE I AM ANYWAY, NOW IF YOU DON'T GET THOSE PUSHUPS DONE TONIGHT I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR TAIL WON'T WAG RIGHT FOR A WEEK
You think you deserve to look at pretty anime girl pictures? GET ON THAT GRIND AND EARN IT
Rollan for daily PT.
OK, rollan again. 3 is bullshit.
rollin rollin rollin rollin
At work, rolling for when I get home
I was going to study japanese, but I guess I could do some pushups. I already did squats and pull ups today, though. plz go easy, drill-sama
Fuck. Ah well. Struggle is manhood, right? Do I have to do them in one set?
suck my fat fucking nuts, sir
no dude 3-5 sets is fine
Whew. I usually do sets of 20, but I'll do 15 instead so it goes into 93 a little more evenly. I'll just tack an extra three onto the last set. Also, nice dubs.
MY GOD RECRUIT SEEING A REAL GO GETTER LIKE YOU DOUBLING DOWN ON HIS POSTS JUST PUTS MY HEART AT EASE, 119 PUSHUPS FOR YOU FOLLOWED BY JAPANESE LANGUAGE PRACTICE, GANBARU
GRIND AND SHINE
Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?
>intellect.
>doesn't understand chain of command.
>I'm going to shoot mf drill sgt Pvt. Pyle style.
>still thinks he's an intellect.
There's something wrong with this picture. Smart sane people don't join 11bravo town.
Smart insane mf have enough discipline to control their urges and be not enough of a brainlet to get himself or his battles killed.
I'll do em in a push up bra
I can barely do five pull-ups but can bust out twenty with ease and I even do them with 70+lb extra weight at 171lb
wat
I kept collapsing towards the end of the last set, but I did it. 119 push ups. Thanks for believing in me, Sergeant.
It's on you donkey FUCK
HOLY SHIT I'M DRUNK AND JUST REALIZED ONE OF THE POSTS I QUOTED WASN'T EVEN YOURS, YOU ONLY HAD TO DO 110, GOOD JOB I'M PROUD OF YOU
LET ME ATTEM
I smiled after reading that. Thank you.
Half right
give em
Lucky bitch
Gimme the business, platoon daddy~ uwu
>sir
Im not arguing for the “id punch a drill” mentality
Im arguing against “miltary is dum” cause some fucker got slapped for squaring up on an instructor
roll
*GRUNT GARBLE*
aight
>13
NOT ENOUGH
I don't subordinate to ameriscum. Eat shit.
rawlin'
imma do em tamarrah
Was about to anyways.
IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE
Yes sir
Like all at once?
where my profile gang at?
BROKE DICKS FALL OUT TO THE GYM OR SOMETHING
SIR YES SIR
Dubs just got you fucken memed
Last three
rolling
And go
Lel what are you?
Mexican?
>chest day yesterday
>Blasted my triceps casually
Fuck it. Let's get some.
>00
>Unacceptabru
>600
That's more like it.
Ay big sarnt just council me I’m not feeling the push ups rn
Rolling
Rolling
Yeah, this is gonna take a while. I'm an out of shape fat-fuck I can't do more than 30 push ups in a row, and the last 10 are of unacceptable quality.
Rolling for trips
YES DRILL SERGEANT
Now you must add 34 to that
yeah
YEA
>military mouthbreathers
SIRYESSIR!
rollin'
Ral
let's go
YES DRILL SERGEANT
WHO SAID THAT... WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?
Hey man, if you are working on it that’s great. Don’t stop.
I’m going to report you for hazing sir
roll
Do them with the gasmask on
You understand what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin command here.
Alright, PT me till I fucking die.
>I WOULD'VE ENLSITES BUT IF A DRILL INSTRUCTOR GOT IN MY FACE I'D BEAT HIS ASS!