/britfeel/

shut what down? hopefully not my pc, I just pop it on snooze mode
here have a little tune n shut ya face
youtube.com/watch?v=xPlWlO-ncKM

no. I mean it's all pretend isn't it, princess?
yeah bet they did

Call me princess again and I'll kiss you on the fucking mouth

I can here my fellow wagies closing car doors and setting off to their slavery roles. thank kek mine's just a weekend stint at wagiecamp

It's 11 o'clock at night you fucking retard. Everyone's asleep but me.

My week just started

>cry.png

shut ya face idiot nobody cares what time it is in yanksville penisee

A Jow Forums love story in the making.

Honestly id love robots and fembots to get together. Itd be like a experiment.

Nothing exists until it falls in my line of sight

*flashes you*
was that in your line of sight.
i was going to flash my bumhole but we've all heard the stories about you yanks

The only butthole I want to observe is Cotswolds, nary yours.

are you the lad that said he loves botting blackpuddings?

No, you all seem to think every yank shitposter is one guy.

have I claimed you was that poster or have I just asked you. he was a yank, you're a yank. there's no ID's on here is there?

xhamster.com/videos/redhead-teen-fucked-hard-and-gagged-by-powerful-maledom-9241828
sub as fuck sophie turner lookalike sp

Alright that's about enough out of you, off to the job centre innit??

haven't you got a school you should be shooting up eh Raoul?

Nigga you know I want a terry treat

I SAID ABOUT BED TIME LID INNIT??

PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

oooo, shouting now
look at muh boots, they're shaking because i'm trembling in em
*steadies his nerves enough to pour another drink and get comfy*
*sticks 2 fingers up at you*
*farts*
*wafts it in your direction*

*inhales fart deeply*
*leans in to kiss you passionately*
*forces you to chug your own fart with my tongue*

>nearly 2 minutes after
*returns, after wandering off*
what? bloody gay scat fag
also if you've inhaled it deeply your tongues not gonna do owt is it

SORRY MOM I WILL REPLY FASTER NEXT TIME

calm down cherub, t'was only a joke
i'm off for a spliff now so you have 10 mins to come up with a witty retort.

HERR I GOT A NAME SO YOU KNOW ITS ME PROPER BLOKE I AM

haha you are the blackbotty botter. hahaha.
that idiot called me a cad the other night. haha blackpudding botting brown meat sniffing faggot.
brb

Man I love shitting up your stupid threads.

> Man I love shitting up your stupid threads.
Imagine seeing this as productive night

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How do I convince my Chinese gf to wear a hanfu lads

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thanks for the bump, chump
looks like you have others to talk with. night song title related
youtube.com/watch?v=cPrqAcMk3Q8

>my Chinese gf
leave

This his larp is getting very smug and cunty

You have to wear your country's costume too to be fair and she'd probably be down if she likes playing dressup. Maybe do it for halloween?

lmao any other robots have a qt gf like me?

not a gf but a girls been staying over at mine for a few days now

what makes your bf think you're a qt girl?

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Watching Voyager.

Tom and B'Ellana almost getting it on. Dead Borg drone discovered in ruins of a city.
Starting to pick up now lads.

For some reason i can't imagine cotswold being the kind to stroke his willy

Only one Chinese gf?
I have had multiple and Japanese.
My ex Taiwanese literally just messaged me. And ex ex ex jap wants to meet in a few weeks.

Have to ignore the recent ex so she can get over me. Probably going to long off the jap because she just wants her ego validated.

This Chad life is hard.

here we are........... the lads.......

who's doing a thirsty Thursday?

I feel like I'd want one, but I'd probably regret having one.
I don't do compromise.

This your 1st time watching it and the drone called seven of nine?
Imagine he humps pillows and puts creams eggs up his hole.

I think he's proven what a little deviant he is.

can't lad, out drinking with the gals fri saturday and sunday

Woohoo

where are you going?

i've played this before, and being honest, i'll play it again. i love it. this sums up work for me. and, i do get to wake up in the afternoon, but fuck tv. music on get high and see what the evening brings
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCVds_Q3WE
and fuck it, this is a good 1 as well. youtube.com/watch?v=mpzOejM5CrU
i've been drinking from midnight till now, does that count?
does it even mean drinking?. i'm not too sure. if not then no

No seen it before as a kid. I night post here semi regularly recebtly. Not 7 no. I think she is next season. Was just a teaser.

pre drinks, pub then club, then asdas to get more drinks, then drinking on a park

lol i remember having trek bants with you, you posted neelix right?

Thought left this site for good.

Are you the lad who has posted about going out with his gf and her friends? Birmingham or something.

>does it even mean drinking?
yea it's a way of unwinding after work/school even if there's still Friday to get through

What are you drinking now?

Yeah Neelix posting guy. First Borg cube just encountered. Borg is my favourite aspect of voyager tbqh. Star Trek generally really. What do you like most?

With user it's hard to know who is around still unless you talk specific stuff again. Although i have been posting less since I started working in spoons again.

something called proper job. a Cornish ipa, but had Heineken,something called hogs back(a traditional English ale) and some german stuff called Weihenstepahaner. didn't like it though
can you have thisty weeks?i have them. and thirsty months and thirsty years.
mmmm beer

nah mate sorry
why am I dumb enough to think that would be original

>What do you like most?
Not much, guess it has more of a arc and sense of terror.
Prefer ds9 or tng desu

Hanging out with a bunch of girls? How's that then user?

ehhh it's ok, they're all proper fit but on the other hand they think men are privileged and stuff but if we ever talk about it they don't get all bitchy they actually listen to me and shit, pretty based though I think I'm in the minority and most women aren't like this

>thirsty Thursday?
More than likely.

Every day's become a thirsty day thought.

business idea lads. alcohol for furfags. lambrony
I need 5million to get this going, who's on board?

I'm a bad person. Not in a cool way either, just a real scummy piece of shit

>girl keeps wanting to hang out with me
>She always wants me to come to the coffee shop outside her work never to anywhere I want to go.

Dunno if this is good or bad lads. It'd good because she's always the one initiating, but I basically come running like a booty call.

Hi sacked civil engineer lad.

>when you start watching YT alcoholism channels

you gonna smash it lad?

Not got the balls lad.

>YT alcoholism channels
link?

Do you just like the female company then?

youtube.com/watch?v=cpUbEpo8MwE

youtube.com/watch?v=cpUbEpo8MwE
kinda makes me want a drink desu

Sacked Civil Engineer Lad is the best new tripfag of 2018.

do we have any neet trips?

>do we have any neet trips?
no

The aforementioned civil engineer is a neet.

I think the rest are students

Telling me. The presenter lad comes across half-cut in that vidya. Slurring like a cunt. Never seen a more enthusiastic lad talk about vodka minis.

>do we have any neet trips?
Cotswold, Pubes when he graces us with his presence.

I doubt we have any of those losers here.

Alcoholics and drug addicts have a way of talking, yeah they've ruined their life with this shit but they're also kinda proud of themselves

We used to but they got ran out and replaced mostly by 1st year uni students

Oh and a sixth former, "Death chan"

Should I pop this pimple on my upperback? It's pretty big and painful to lie against.

Oh I don't know about that.

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Yeah get at it lad. Stab the fucker with a needle

Do you have a can of coke of you desk?

Been up all night.

Tempted to try and stay awake and fix my sleeping pattern rather then sleep all day like I've done these last few days.

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Morning anons, remember to stay hydrated today!

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I'm NEET. I get paid tomorrow however.

Really looking forward to Tim next video upload lads (piano practice before PC hacks).

In other news I'm certain the couple that moved in yesterday had sex at 0400 hours. I am very upset about the arrangement. Can't hear any 'am' stirring either suggesting they are not in work and are thus benefit scum. This is very bad indeed. I wouldn't be surprised if she pops one out and the landlady expects me to listen to a screaming baby in the near future. Fucking arsehole.

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why are you calling people benefit scum when you live off benefits?

I contribute significantly to the system when I'm in work. I deserve my bennies.

>ywn be included in one those "boyfriend tag" videos on YouTube

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