So? How would you do it? Surely you can't manage a WHOLE MONTH with no human contact? That's just crazy isn't it?

>i have no argument
>brainlet!!!
>that will show him
Nice

>make food art
>fap
>sing
>dance
>sleep in
>play drums with food
>brainstorm what to do with money when freed
>do body exercises
>find more ways to get creative with food

There's a TV show that follows this premise. No one made it through the full amount of time, although I don't know if there was any prize money involved.

Exactly. It literally doesn't matter if you have been a NEET for your entire life, you would go mental.

They explains why I'm a weirdo I guess

You couldn't possibly be more wrong

>masturbate for a month
>get cash
Oh noes

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Is it a normal room with windows? (obviously window would be away from humans) or is it a room with a light source? If its the latter, then it becomes 10x harder because no time perception.

i lived on a hill growing pot for 2 months without seeing a soul, the no human contact would be ez, but id probably just try to force a tulpa to cope, i wouldnt have much else to do.

They did something similar as an experiment for a tv show last year where they locked normies in a shipping container in a warehouse on their own for a time which I'm not even sure was a month. They even had stuff in their to keep them entertained and also a camera so they could do video diaries on their progress. I didn't watch it but from the trailers it showed the normies deteriorating and even the roasties were even fucking crying.

Might be the same thing to what I was seeing.

I would do it but it would be a lot harder than you guys think. I would probably do push-ups and sit-ups in my spare time and think about things I would do with the money.

I get it, fucking normies can't live without contact etc. But don't forget you won't have internet, books etc in there. You will go fucking mental, at least a little.

As long as it's bigger than10x10 so I can move around. Also as long as they don't film or watch me jerk off.

>I'm 100% sure that you have never spent a month without human contact
>being this retarded
not him, but yes the fuck I have
sometimes I don't have the money for internet bill
I don't live with my parents
my money comes from stocks

>it's the fucking eighth thread about this single reddit post because you reddit-going retarded normies literally can't stop pretending you're actually a loser just like us!!
I'm repeating myself for the millionth time now, but it's not social isolation, it's solitary confinement. Literally nothing in your room aside from a bed, toilet, and running water. The first clue that you're a normie is that you browse reddit and your first idea is to post that garbage here, the second clue that you're a normie is that you've never truly spent any time actually completely isolated/disconnected and think you could actually just stare at the walls for a month straight.

I think I would break down and go nuts, I'm completely reliant on vidya, Jow Forums and other computer shit to stay sane as it is. I still think it would be worth it, just because I would be helping my family so much and maybe they could fix my mind after or maybe I would be like my schizophrenic uncle who's barely cognizant 70% of the time. Fuck that'd be sad. Is that a possible side effect of this though?

>sometimes I don't have the money for the internet bill
>my money comes from stocks
Not doing so well, I assume.

-t people who have never spent weeks in bed so depressed you can't even get up to eat

I don't think so. The 5 mil at the end of the tunnel would be enough to keep you sane.

My mind races when I'm in solitude, usually the topic revolves around religion but it tends to branch out far beyond that point. I'm pretty certain I would be fine, I don't have any strong connections to anybody, and I could certainly live without (shit)posting on Jow Forums. I spent a year in my room when I was less mentally secure and ended up developing my personality. Every time people talked to me before that, it would disrupt me and I was often confused. So clearly the conclusion is that I'm better off in solitude and talking to people is just a fun thing I do on very rare occasions.

>willingly staring at the wall is comparable to force-ably staring at the wall for 31 days, 744 hours, 44640 minutes
>t. "I'm a loser too!" redditor
Unironically fucking kill yourself. Even the most depressed, mentally deranged person can feel their self becoming more insane from a lack of any sensory input that isn't created by yourself and a real robot would know that. Just because you spent 3 days laying in bed "depressed," doesn't mean you know actual inability to even get yourself out of bed to the point where you feel like you're eating your own mind yet still literally cannot force yourself to move your body.

After a month, you'd come out the other end unable to spend the money because the person you are has been broken down and destroyed by yourself.

well seeing as I spent a month in the mental ward perfectly fine without internet (though this included human contact)
and I spend 90% of my time in my room on the computer with no human contact

I should be fine, I already have schizophrenia so that shouldn't be a worry, don't actually mind if it gets worse either, my only concerns are, is the toilet walled in or is it like a prison cell, and is there a window (I'm paranoid about people or things staring into my window but I do enjoy the natural light) and can I bring my own blanket and pillows

I want some books and I would be in heaven

>After a month, you'd come out the other end unable to spend the money because the person you are has been broken down and destroyed by yourself.
I don't see a problem, just more neetbux for free and guaranteed not having to get a job

-t mentally frail retard projecting

Yeah, it sounds pretty scary but it would be worth it to never have to work again and to be able to buy my Mom and siblings a house

you know how I can tell you're a newfag

If I didn't have a day/night cycle or a clock to keep track of time, and nothing else to keep my mind occupied, I'm pretty sure I'd completely lose my shit in under a week.

You've probably never spent more than three hours away from your computer unless you were asleep or at school you underage cunt.

Easiest money ever. I would just exercise, build forts and play with my food.
I would come out ripped and rich.

But what are you gonna masturbate to, user?

I would do this for free if it took away all of my responsibilities for a month and it didn't hinder me socially or in the work environment.

This. Anons here have been so conditioned to having all sorts of degenerate porn that many cannot use their mind's eye effectively.

No computer, no internet, and no hobby items

That's going to be insanely hard to not go insane. That's way more than just no social interaction

It's not the porn in your eye, it's the porn in your heart.

I very rarely watch porn. Most of the time I masturbate to my imagination or maybe smut fics.

One month out of your life. And you're guaranteed 5mil. You would have that to focus on. You could spend the month dreaming and imagining what you'll do. That hope will stave off insanity.

>sleep 12 hours a day
>work out 5 hour a day in total
>stare at the wall for 2 hours while thinking about life
>2 hour to eat
>take 1.5 just to take a dump since i eat too much
>drink too much water and food to get sick, do nothing but sleep all day
>get a piece of chicken bone to cut myself with
>talk to myself all the time, im addicted to do this. Keep trying to not do it but eventuallly always fail at the end of the day
>play with food
>masturbate for 3 hours a day
>masturbate so much that you feel ill enough to sleep the entire day
>super happy and excited about that 5 mil baby, imagine what i will do with it in the future
And thats just me, a regular, lazy and spoiled brat that faces pretty much 0 money problem. Now imagine someone like a regular adult with a lot of debt from school, hospital bill, project, owning the mafia,... its just too fucking easy if you are not a retarded normy

Having a goal isn't going to do shit to make it better. It's just a reason to choose to suffer, not something to ward off the suffering. You greatly underestimate the power of total isolation

You greatly underestimate the power of 5 fucking million dollars. And it's 1 month, not a year. It's not that fucking long.

That is beautiful, user.

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You know why solitary confinement works so well as a punishment in prisons? Because that shit fucks you up after only a couple days. It's not just "oh, there's a month of my life on hold, I'll just go back to normal after that". It's a month of mental agony. I'm not saying I wouldn't try it for 5 mil, I totally would. But if this was a real offer you'd be totally blindsided by the reality of it after a few days. To think it's not a big deal is boomer-tier thinking "I'm so tough I'm stronger than every person ever" fake shit

When I was a teen I did this for over a month out of curiosity. I even made a thread about it on my country's imageboard, but it had like 10 replies. The only difference is that I had books, but most of the time I didn't even read them. That wasn't too hard and had no impact on my future life.

I'm not even one bit depressed and I would do that for the money and am positive I wouldn't go crazy for it.

Is she stroking her tit, or a dick?

The second biggest reason it fucks you up is the inability to tell the time and regulate yourself. If you're clever you could make a sink clog out of food or cloth or whatever, have the sink drip and slowly fill, count the # of seconds it takes to fill and scratch a line at the fill line, so when it reaches the line x seconds/y minutes have passed. After that you can do this again and again until you're staying up for 16 hours.

There's no real fix for the complete lack of external stimuli though. Most, if not all, people would come out fucked up after that.

The no-computer would be pretty shit desugai.

Can I play vidya offline?
Honestly this is pretty easy.

>not sleeping the whole time
What kind of shitty robot are you?

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Kek how did you get roped into this one? Better go find someone to talk to.

Having a goal is all you need you weak faggot. You greatly underestimate the power of will.

>You greatly underestimate the power of will.
He has none and assumes others don't as well.

>jog in circles for 1-2 hours
>bodyweight exercises 1-2 hours
>roll up toilet paper into a thin shape, use it as a brush, use sauce/ liquid foods as paint and Start drawing detailed art on the walls 6-10 hours
>sleep the rest of the time

Not easy but worth for 5 million

Fkin smart.

Pretty much this, except I can't draw so I'd use the liquids to start writing shit. Eventually I'd have an entirely self-created replica of Jow Forums full of threads like this one shitposting to myself about whether or not I'd make it to the end of the month.

>coping strategies to avoid mental breakdown
Haha good fucking joke. Being isolated is already the best way to cope.

I'd happily do it, and even let them observe my behavior for all that time, for that money.i have at least 5000 arts of my waifu on my computer and phone, my waifu merch to hug and look at and talk to, offline games to play. I can write my thoughts to my waifu, and draw her, too. I don't doubt that I'd be okay, even if I'd be very relieved to see someone again after I'm back.