Prove to me you're a robot?

Nice bait
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>Have few friends but I hate all of them but have to act normal
>no gf
>even hate my family
>want to die or be isolated forever and only left with books

Lol and then collect as your long lost twin and love the good life right?

>no close friends, can't connect with anyone
>never had a gf, ever
>lost virginity, but to a hooker
>no hobbies. Internet addiction and/or ADHD has killed my interest in anything
>no even bad looking but still get stinking looks off everyone, because of the robot aura

NEWFAG
NEWFAG
PEWDS SENT YOU GET OUT

>Very little friends
Just call them dwarves you pc asshole

>No friends.
>Haven't had a real conversation with another person irl in 3 years.
>Never had a gf, don't want one.
>Chose to isolate myself.
>Trust issues.
>Have a tulpa.
>>Tulpa keeps telling me to kill myself.
>No real hobbies.
>Spend a day 20 hours inside, not even kidding.

I'm the most robot here, fuckin failed normies.
Good bait, nonetheless.

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Pretty shit bate op but idiots will still fall for it

>had a girlfriend
fuck off you normie faggot you dont belong here go hang out with your little amount of friends

>intp
>HS dropout
>hid in the bathroom in middle school every morning before classes started(everybody had to wait in the cafeteria before the bell rung for 1st period)
>TMAU disorder
>borderline schizoid and brainlet. too dumb, apathetic and socially retarded to form relationships
>manlet
>never had a friend before
>can count number of times i've hung out with people on both hands
>was unable to do a group project in science class once because I got rejected from every group
>NEET of almost 5 years
>couldn't even bond with brothers. older bro bullied me growing up and younger bro rejected my attempts
>very scarce posting history even though i've been using the internet for years. mostly just lurk
>Forget 90 percent of the media after consumption because I can't get emotionally invested in it
>pic related is one of my favorite pieces of fiction even though it's considered edgy Urobutcher garbage, and an entry level VN

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>my friend group has always been limited to 1 or 2 people and I prefer to speak to them online
>the only person I talk to in real life is a fat, equally autistic Jew who knows as much about politics and history as I do
>my next biggest online friend is a gay transgender goth communist and we have friendly debates
>I was once regularly talking to a girl but spontaneously cut her off because she's a fool
>never had a gf
>don't ever want a gf
>main hobby is guns, so my nickname is Shoots and everyone tells me I'm going to shoot up the school on a daily basis
How robotic and how long until I inevitably kill myself?

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>likes memes
kill yourself

>Never had a job
>Have zero social life
>Spend most of my time lurking Jow Forums, even though I don't really enjoy the site these days I think that Jow Forums was more fun during the early 2010's
>Turn 26 in a few months

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You are a hermit-god among men, user.

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(You)r bait is not original shit.

I haven't had sex since February, I know how you feel. Blowjobs don't count.

>3 years
Try never, faggot.

schizoaffective
that is all.

>no friends
>wageslave my life away at industrial job
>only female contact is w/ prostitutes
>my oneitis is a heroin junkie
>am poor
>5'9
>fat
>live in inner city

You better be over 25 and not some little shit straight outta history class or some shit

>Haven't had a gf since 2015
you already broken the one cardinal rule to being able to call yourself a robot
BE
A
VIRGIN
i don't care if you "haven't had sex in years bro im fucked"
if you've fucked before you're not a robot
end of fucking story

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>>Like memes
nah that's normie as fuck you normie

>no people i could truly call friends
>resort to tulpaforcing to have social interactions
>30+ tulpas and only 2 that ever stuck around
>deal with a chronic illness that doesn't completely cripple me but hurts me enough that my chances at a social life ruined (ibs)
>all of my spare time thats not spent suffering from said illness is spent doing practically nothing but watching other people do things
>sporadically jump between jobs and being NEET because i keep getting let off from them
>space out a lot during random times of the day
>very forgetful
>cant recognize faces and remember names properly unless i keep seeing them around, so normies always get offended when i make an effort to recognize them
Do I win a silver medal or a trash can?

>0 friends
>dont talk to anyone but mum and dad
>studying shitty network course online because im to awkward to go to a campus
>istp
>killing myself with helium tank + cpap mask in a year or 2, maybe few cos i have no future.
>hate everyone

>Very little friends
not enough
>Like memes
so does everyone else
>Haven't had a gf since 2015
fuck outta here
>Hate people in my personal space
we get it you vape
>Want to kill myself
do it norman
>I'm probably the most robot guy here.
decent bait

No friends
No gf
Virgin
Socially Stupid
Fap addict
Have a waifu
Average or ugly
Agorafobic
Fat
Pills

>Many people who consider themselves my friends tho I don't give a fuck about them
>Never had a gf cause fuck putting up with other people's bullshit but still handsome and 6'0
>No hobbies but studying CS at uni as being a code monkey is the only thing I am vaguely capable of doing
>About to land fortune 500 internship but sorted out by parents / nothing to do with own ability
>Take SSRIs
Dunno things always somehow work out even tho I'm apathetic as shit and smoke weed all day every day whenever I'm not working while rewatching the same 3 sitcoms over and over. Honorary robot lmao

>Haven't had a girlfriend since 2015
>Very little friends (implying you have some)
>Most robot guy
Normalfag you're barely a robot

>No friends
>Never had a gf
>Saved gigabytes worth of memes
>People in my personal space when I want to be left alone will get shot
>On that last one, we all want to do it if we're here so it's hardly worth stating
Think you're robot? Think again

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> No friends
> Like memes ironically
> kissless virgin for 32 years
> People don't care about me, so I don't care about anyone else
> Will never kill myself, because fuck my family getting any of my wealth

What do you call this type of robot?

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I hope my robots are having a good day

Hoping the user I'm trying to reach out to gets the message

>2 (two) friends, one who I rarely see, the other one I never see because he's currently ghosting me
>never had a gf ever, KV
>not had a female friend in years
>social anxiety up to my ass
>addicted to classic WoW in 20 fucking 18
>on the verge of being kicked out of uni for never going

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>khv
>no friends
>just sit in my room alone all day and listen to music or whatever
>had one gf, but she died a long time ago

I'm still a virgin, but all I want is to live alone away from society.

A true robot. The term robot lost most of it's meaning with normalfags started labeling themselves one when they felt sad for a day or two.

>trichotillomania scabs all over face
>overweight
>too afraid to make "real" friends
>schizoaffective disorder
>make tulpas anyway
>trying to learn Japanese through anime

Is everyone satisfied with the name "robot" and r9k?

>only 1 friend from hs that lives 6 hours away i dont talk to often
>fucking despise normie scum
>wish i shot up my highschool
>had 1 gf like 3 years ago, she was chubby and i lost my boner instantly at the thought of it, also the condom.. my purity remains
>love at first sight with literal 10/10 angel when i was on god-mode on acid, never saw her again
>literal NEET. i fucking hate being a wageslaving faggot and commit myself to doing entrepreneurial things like art, flipping cars, and crypto for funds
>listen to beast-coast NY rap, fbz, pro era, the underachievers which have really had a big part in my outlook of the world
>feel like walking dead zombie, dont care if i die. also consider myself an indigo child which sounds gay as fuck but really just means woke
>tfw too woke for a gf
>tfw know ill never fall as hard for someone as the 10/10 angel
>mostly sit inside all day
>despise most humans because theyre fucking retarded

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>In school I never felt attached to my "friends", they mostly ignored me or used me to look less lonely if the others weren't around.
>Likes trendy memes.
>Never had a gf.
>Gets annoyed by people very easily.
>Faked my personality at school to be a funny memelord in the eyes of peers when everywhere else I'm a cruel and hate-filled person.
>Losing hope.

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I don't think I'm one. I have friends, I had a gf once and a first kiss. I rarely leave my apartment and have never been in a party or gone out at night, but not because of a lack of chances.
I do have diagnosed depression and anxiety because of which I left my job and didn't finish my degree (yet) but my boss told me to contact him if I wanted to come back once it's over.
I am transexual, which is deeply connected to the previous stuff, but the people in my life have reacted positively so far.

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>very few friends (friends I do have are busy with their own lives)
>never had a gf and don't really need one
>briefly had a job, too anxious to find another
>don't even really want another job
>secretly terrified of driving
>steadily getting more and more annoyed with everything and everyone as time goes on
>socially inept since I was a kid
>live with mother at grandmothers house
>barely leave the house let alone my room
>don't speak to anyone unless I have to
>272lbs
>INTP (cause this matters apparently)
>hobbies include stuff like pic related and the standard anime and vidya
>raised by a computer and a tv
>bad upbringing/possible mental issues
>fuck normies blah blah blah

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Are there any genuine robots here that I can talk to? Im so tired of normies joining my server, talking about their girlfriends and how they go out every week. Where are the people who stay in their own worlds sitting in their rooms, friendless and alone. Where are my people at? /RWqE8A

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