>be 13 and hitting puberty
>Sometimes neighbors ask me to watch 11 year old daughter
>I got horny and asked her to get naked
>Eventually I stuck my dick in her loli pussy
>Never told anyone about our secret
>Instead she became crazy attached to me
>Cried whenever I wouldn't play doctor with her (I knew better then)
>Her attachment got worse when she hit puberty
>Always got nudes from her
>She started cutting herself and had to go to therapy
>My mom tells me that the girl is depressed because she loves me
>It's been 4 years now since we played doctor
>I've always been single because vidya and anime; and she's single cause crazy after
>I ask her out cause guaranteed pussy
>Literally sucks my dick and sits on my face after our first date
>She's clingy and jealous as hell but fuck the sex is good.
>Seven years later and I'm going to marry her this upcoming June
Times everything turned out ok
>ywn have this
ruined my day desu
so why are you here originally? i'm a 24 year old virgin and you lost it at 13, I don't think you belong here mate.
>Been dating for 7 years but still here
If you're going to LARP at least make it believable user
Vidya, anime, and a general sense of misanthropy that also permeates this board in particular. No one said that r9k is a virgin only board
> having this much luck
Damn nigga
Do you also bitch when other robots post about their yandere gfs?
Also this is why I still post on this board in particular.
This board is 80% "nobody has ever cared about me and I will die alone" and youre coming in with your obssessive loli gf acting like you belong here. Most of us hate people in part because of the crushing feeling of being permanently alone and you think youre the same becauae of a little misanthropy?
Thats like everyone being addicted to cocaine but youre addicted to porn and youre acting like its the same thing.
>80%
>Posts on how men hate the Toasties they fucked
>Posts on robots who hate their parents
>Posts on guys who revenge porn their gfs
>Posts on women who hate their pathetic beta bfs
>Posts that are nothing more than glorified pol shit
>Posts on homo sex that appear every damn hour
>HUR DUR R9K IS ONLY FOR LONELY VIRGIN BOYS
Btw my GF is 22 now, she isn't a loli
cool now you should get off r9k already you flaming faggot
>the girl is depressed because she loves me
If loving someone makes you depressed then maybe you're better off without them.
I fully admit that my gf is crazy in many ways.
disturbing but also cute story
why on earth would you be misanthropic when you lost your virginity at 13, you have a girl infatuated with you and will probably be married soon?
I just don't get normies. you have everything, you don't have a right to spew your shit here and complain. your lives are basically perfect.
you know nothing of suffering!
>hur dur I see some posts by normie cancer so its ok to be normie cancer
thanks cancer
You are a retard. I am a 23 y/o cyborg at uni, blessed with aspd rather than autism and decent looks. I get tons of ugly beta girls fall for me, it doesn't do shit except give me a slight self-esteem boost equivalent to winning at a game or some shit. 'your lives are basically perfect' jesus fucking christ how bad does your life have to be to think any human being loving you would validate your existence
reminds me of the victim hierarchy thing, Jow Forums should only be for the most downtrodden like starving kids in bangladesh, fucking non-starving normies get out reeeee etc
>Always sick growing up
>Got rejected by my crush and maybe never got over it
>Never was healthy enough to play sports or be Jow Forums
>Dad issues
>Struggled in school because of undiagnosed ADHD (thanks Uber religious mom!)
>Got bullied relentlessly in Middle school and totally ignored in HS
I have a lot of reasons to hate everybody user
i'm a 24 year virgin who dropped out of highschool in year 11(retard) yes you're right. I have no skills, never had any experience with females aside from kissing a drunk slut once. i'm a neet, I've had no education, i'm mentally ill, autistic, I suffered domestic violence, bullying and I've been depressed for the last 13 years.
beat that normie.
This. I dropped out at 13. Normies should get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the most downtrodden like starving kids in bangladesh
at least those kids will probably end up having families where'as i'll probably die alone with absolutely nothing to show for this life.
Oedipal mother, father left before I was born, chronically ill, mentally ill. Humiliated and rejected multiple times. You win, but I am definitely not a normie just because I won the genetic lottery enough to put my peepee in a handful of girls
>starving kids have any feature besides starvation
lmao
neck yourselves pls originalonio
*future
but when I think about feature kinda fits better
i'm exactly the same except I'll have no family, no partner, no achievements, no future.
Oh dear poor virgin can't handle the fact that his board has no virgin boy exclusivity rules
Oh well then. I wish having my soon to be wife made me feel half as good as you accuse me of feeling
Indians breed like rabbits user, even the staving ones.
>I am definitely not a normie just because I won the genetic lottery enough to put my peepee in a handful of girls
Incorrect.
You are a normie. That's unequivocally how it is, so go away and do something better with your life. God knows you can.
nah man they get eaten by slightly less starving kids and whoever survives that gauntlet gets to breed some more starving children
No, you're just even more of a failure than me
you take what you have for granted, you're a spoiled little child. it seems to me from the day you were born everything was handed to you on a silver platter.
you're never understand the mental anguish of a true robot.
India isn't papua new guinea retard.
bullying fellow robots is the most normal scum thing an user can do user. we're all brothers here. you on the other hand are an outsider, an enemy, we don't like your kind here.
There's no bullying, but I also disagree that any sort of victim hierarchy should decide who can speak and who can't.
what is your purpose here?
it's for your own good user. this place will just drag you down to our level if that's possible.
so why stay? you're just a bully like all other normies. you come here because you are a vapid, soulless normie with nothing better to do then bully the unfortunate.
>casual insult, made in jest
waaah don't bully my family of internet strangers
either you don't actually want him out of here, since in the end you called him a normie several times (which will only make him stay to prove you opposite)
or you're shit at convincing people
probably the latter isn't it
I'm not who you think I am. Not for example
I am OP and
I'm a NEET wizard (although being a wizard would technically exclude you from being a NEET due to age I believe) so I roll my eyes when all the youngsters complain about no gf but I wouldn't demand them to stop because I've had it worse, y'know
>its another stale humblebragging thread made by /soc/ cancer
there truly is nothing more psychopathic than normalshitters. even though they have all the other boards for themselves already, they take everything for granted to the point where they actively seek to destroy any congregation of socially atypes. why do you do this? why can't you fuck off for once? is not even one place allowed to be for ourselves?
it's not just about having no girlfriend user. people have always treated me like a subhuman because i'm a brainlet. i'll never know the feeling of being respected and admired.
OUT NORMALFAGGOT GET OUT NOW OUT
true. like I said normal cunts are all bullies. they only come here because they can't get away with picking on their awkward co workers so they flock here to the known loser hideout to torment us.
they are complete human garbage.
Cute story op. All stories falsehoods and whatnot though
>two year age difference
>pedo shit fling anyway
k
He's a blatant normalfaggot and needs to leave, OP does, but k.
Yeah but imagine being 30+ on top of all that. There's nothing more disgusting than being a 30+ year old baby and it's even worse if you are self-aware about it.
>two year age difference
>paranoid legal bullshitery anyway
This is why craiglist personals, backpage escorts, and drug forums say SWIM and hacked NES roms are illegal but you can download the normal ones anyway and please stop.
that's rough bro, i'm sorry. keep on living as long as you can though just to spite those blasted normies.
I'm not leaving cunt. You leave.
I'm sorry your life sucks but reeeeing at me because of my gf doesn't help anyone
This reeeing that's been going on is just like seeing a national geographic clip of animals protecting their territory from other animals
it's hilarious and full of pleasure
Ieave now roastie
Fucking normie, go choke on a bucket full of dicks.
>7-0
>under 15s
roasties on suicide watch.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
you're even worse than the stacies that go on here
fuck off
>cute
there is nothing cute about this stockholm syndrome shit
No the ones that are starving will prbably die a miserable death, either soon or 15-30 years from now when climate change rapes them.
So feel good about yourself for having that at least.
I didn't reee at you, retard.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF SCUM. YOU ARE A NORMIE AND FUCKING PEDOFILE YOU DESERVE A BULLET.
"probably not good" lol
not a roastie though, wish i was; life would be so much easier
you're a shit judge of character
This motherfucker got a loyal wife-to-be because he raped her when she was 11
you are nothing more than cattle, at least other anons are using words instead of sperging out
(at least most of them)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET
OFF
MY
BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL THIS IS SERIOUS FUCK OFF
>loser virgin retard thinks he owns the original greentext shitposting board
lol
boom FBI motherfucker
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND PEDOPHILE
No but seriously I don't care that you're a normie, I'm basically a proto-normie myself. You raped a child and that is completely unacceptable.
ITT: Normalniggers losing their shit
Lol
Damn Op hope you two will be happy but you'll have to watch out. Do with her actvities that lower mental illnesses or this wont end up well
Op found regular gurl and not a sociopath
Still some awful degenerates that dont deserve live
Bad bad bad lol cut herself dumb whore immature faggot too
at least post some good pepes/apustajas while you sperg out - not the common tire shit, thanks
I am not OP, you missed the guy
Don't people give you weird looks when you say your ages? To me, I'd think a two year age difference is quite noticeable especially when both of you are that young.
I mean I have quite the baby face so people never looked twice at me being 17 and her being 15