I totally forgot until this morning.
I work in a restaurant and we were finishing up the dishes. The slide-up door on the dishwasher got jammed. Not a big deal, that happens a lot. We even keep a hammer handy for it. But we couldn't find the hammer, so I was like "fuck it, I'll use my concealed carry"
Long story short I shot him. We were the only ones at the restaurant last night and as far as I know he is still there. Can I expect any consequences? And when?
Not looking good for you, might as well run or become an hero while you still can
It's gonna be pretty obvious the bullet came from your gun if you bought it legally. Say hi to the boys for me user.
did you feel the urge to kill again after an hour?
you might want to buy some Vaseline for your ass.
No, I asked if he wanted me to call an ambulance but he didn't answer. Then I finished the dishes, mopped up around him, and left. An hour later he was just slumped against the door to the walk-in and looking at the ceiling when I came back because I forgot my earbuds.
Gonna need some sort of proof before I help you out.
How do you "" forget "" you killed your coworker?
Post your gun with timestamp
HAHAHAHAHAH
stop larping, faggot
kys on livestream for us
its the only way to make things right
>we couldn't find the hammer, so I was like "fuck it, I'll use my concealed carry"
this is not a natural thought progression
Well did it work? Did the dishwasher stop being jammed?
Looks like OP has already left. This thread is now kill
>shot coworker
>"huur, do yew need ambulamce?"
I'm about to leave for work. Feeling hella nervous because this is obviously a joke but now I'm remembering that one dude from reddit who made that post about killing his sister's boyfriend and got arrested.
I really hope I don't have to explain Jow Forums in a court of law.
i wouldn't remember i killed a chinese cockroach either.
I'm gonna call bullshit on this one.
>"Fuck it, I'll use my concealed carry"
Why is that the idea you had user, and would it fucking work normally?
>Long story short I shot him
Wait, excuse me? From what I know if you're shooting at a dishwasher there's a very small chance you shoot your fucking co-worker.
>I totally forgot until this morning
How the hell do you forget you shoot someone? Seriously, what the fuck?
This whole thread is bullshit.
>posts about shooting asians
>tries to play it off as a joke
not this time, fucking gaijin
>Jow Forums 2018, the thread
Seriously, if I ever needed another reason to finally leave this place, this is it.
>use a gun to hammer open a dishwashing door
>accidentally shoot coworker
>finish doing the dishes and mopping up
>leave
>come back to get earbuds, he's slumped against the door
>leave again
don't care if this is fake or not, hilarious 10/10 OP
dont forget
>go home and forget about killing coworker
>wake up and remember
>go to work
>there is yellow tape
>don't care if this is fake or not, hilarious 10/10 OP
Fucking newfag, this is utter shit tier oc
i wouldn't remember shit tier cockroach OC either.