When was the last time you dined with an adult female of the human species that is not related to you by blood or...

When was the last time you dined with an adult female of the human species that is not related to you by blood or marriage?

bonus points if she paid or cooked

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1-on-1? Never ever. Never will.

Come to think of it i dont think i ever have

Originally 19years old

these but i bet (((fembots))) have eaten with a guy
they dont know about being kissless-dineless-hugless-virgins

Just lol at those "tits" kys boyo LDAR

Never. I never have.

Never
I've never even eaten with another male either
I'm a loner

last year kek

I haven't eaten with another girl in at least five years. I have never been on a date or eaten with a man one on one ever. I'll be a witch in 3 years.

Does lunch with friends and friends of friends count, or only romatic? If the former, then today is the answer.

i was eating some chips when a girl started talking to me in high school and i was so nervous my mouth started getting dry and i couldn't swallow what was in my mouth so i was spitting chips as i talked and choking on them

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Last time was back in 2004.

Never. Why would that even happen

lunch with friends count. Platonic eating gets you points.

Is eating a meal an experience for you dudes? Like do you take pleasure in cooking, plating then eating food? Or is it all just utilitarian eating as fast as possible out of pans and trays over the sink?

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Never have, yet another thing that has denied me the human experience. Yet my one remaining normie friend still thinks I just need to 'snap out of it' and go to the gym etc.

Do you people not understand how deep the rot is?

Utilitarian
The faster the better
Also
>Sink
Lel
Like I have one of those

literally never, I've also never even spoken to a femoid romantically

how do you not have a sink? Where do you do dishes?

what did they do?

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Paper plates and microwave stuff

A month ago I went out to lunch with a group of coworkers. There were a few adult females.

Good enough. You pass.

oh wow. You are trubot. This is grave.

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>You pass.
Thanks, but desu I'm more of a cyborg anyways. I hide my issues well when around others.

I eat everyday with my coworkers, we have a nice friendly atmosphere.
But 1 on 1, never happened...

Three years ago on a date.

>18

That was 7 years ago

Never happened, last time I talked to a female was more than 10 years ago.

Only male i've eaten with 1 on 1 are my brothers and my dad, checkmate nigger.

Last night at my place with my girlfriend.

nice loophole with the 1 on 1 thing, roastie

Ehat do you mean? I usually eat 1 on 1 with my little brother but sometimes i do with my dad or older brother. Are you refering to something else

Yes user
I'll never get to experience my lovely woman forcibly sitting on my face

I'd pay a hooker to do that if it wasn't so damn nasty

just that you implied eating out with guys in a group

Never...
Well actually, this one time I ate next to a fat chick in Mcdonals but only because there were no seats left and I needed to get back to work

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he meant you get so much dick it is a bacherolette situation

stop

stop

I can't take it anymore

i hate life

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1-1? Never.

I have done club shit I was forced into though

Not dined, had coffee. Best ten minutes of the last year

i've eaten out platonically with coworkers in a group and stuff like that, which many of the guys in the thread did too
i don't like dick

Tfw Mouth gets so dry you gag combined with the nervousness/stress of leaving the house makes you vomit.

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Cooking anything more complicated than a baked potato is a waste of time. I naturally eat fast, but I don't do it on purpose. I generally eat while watching a show or youtube.

If your answer is anything but n/a then you need to leave.

then how do you kill the bacteria in your meat if you cant cook anything more complex than a baked potato?

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Never once. I have never spoken with a woman either.

I eat at my bestie's place all the time.

i dont even think women exist, they're just weak men.

My upstairs neighbour, a 84 year old woman, invited me to dinner in January in return for helping her up when she slipped on some ice.

Thats actually the only time I've ever dined alone with a woman who isn't my mother or my sister.

checks out

you pass

can bots have besties

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Hot


originaI

Thank you. So do I get a retarded looking frog I can post pictures of now or what is the deal with passing?

i ate pizza with my dyke friend a couple of days ago

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>besties
you mean orbiters

Haha good one OP

>never
>26

If I make a nice dinner then one of my female housemates asks for some because her boyfriend is a bad cook, does that count?
Otherwise never

????
you move one space away from botness
platonic counts - you get points
eww
count it - as long as you aren't feeding the bf as a result

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Your cucked her boyfriend through cooking, nice.

???? rigano
you move one space away from botness
.>44235529
platonic counts - you get points
eww
count it - as long as you aren't feeding the bf as a result

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I did just yesterday

About a year ago. I enjoyed my food.

Originally 19 still

For the past couple years its been the same
>wake up at 7
>go to work
>work until lunch (11:30)
>eat some pre made lunch from last night
>dont eat again until dinner with mom and dad at 5 or 6

Last tuesday
We went to a japanese bistro and got some tasty chicken teriyaki

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Last night. Enjoyed some jerk chicken and talked about the latest Madea film.

just before the start of last summer, we didnt click but it was a nice experience nonetheless

>or marriage
My wife doesnt count?

Last week with a friend. Last month for sex.

I don't cook meat. I only heat up precooked stuff. Instant noodles, baked potatos, peanut butter sandwhiches, ghetto pre-cooked fajitas
I tried making burgers for one and it was a disaster and way more effort than it was worth so I stopped trying to make complicated food.