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th for Tim

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none of them, anything with black people in it makes me angry and i lose my boner

Nice pic lad, mind showing me some more

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I dont watch porn with penis in it

I am in charge. s'only me n cat here. i'm the man of the house. sole provider and all that. and not too good at it really desu. just been shopping and bought too much for my freezer. going to have to go commandeer a bit of space in my sisters freezer. and still won't be able to get it all in a freezer

oof lad, how many times do we have to teach you this lesson?

same lid, dont know how people wank to stuff with blokes in it

*lends energy*
I need it back though, got housework to do, but can put that off till tomorrow

Why lad? Just porn innit
Jow Forums is a NSFW board, newfag.
Low test desu

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his whole vocal style is purposefuly edgy, with the alternating between talking and shouting thing, it's like a really obvious rip off of twenty one pilots, la dispute and the front bottoms and is clearly just done to make him seem interesting
also the lyrics are cringe as fuck, eg
>And Ill act friendly and I wont pull any stunts, But Im a freaking stunt puller from birth
>I just wanna tell you real quick please shh, I love...these scones
and the way he considers himself a rapper because he kind of talks rather than singing properly and shoehorns in very occassional and shitty rap references
also the instrumentation is basic as fuck

obviously if you like him go ahead i wont shit on you for that but this is why i dont

i dont like black people in my porn, dont find em attractive

understandable reasons lad, I will admit once that song becomes about scones I lose interest just seems a bit fucking childish to me

What men do you find attractive lad?

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This is a NEET thread, trips and everyone else can FUCK OFF.

i can kind of see the appeal of him but all of his lyrics seem a bit tragic to me and arent backed up with good enough music for me to get past the cringe
however i will admit im a bit of a snob

Tbqh mate, the way you type makes it almost impossible to decipher what you're saying

>unless two parties control almost all MPs, will always dominate commons due to FPTP,

what are you trying to say? you seem to have randomly placed the comer. Cant blame me for ignoring you when i cant understand what you're saying. We have FPTP to diminish mob rule, we would have complete retarded mps in power with out it.

didnt see it was a new thread.

Fair enough. More into brown cock? More realistic for England I guess.

Are you talking about Death Grips? I like the odd song of theirs but most of it is literally just noise.

s'not though is it

i dont black men or women
white is right lid

Is that...oh my God it is! A NIGGER! A fucking NIGGER! Look out guys NIGGER ALERT NIGGER ALERT! Hide your watermelon and basketball we got ourselves a NIGGER here!

haha no we're talking about hobo johnson but it is hilarious to me that i can see how you'd be confused, i actually quite like death grips and the amount my post could apply to them pains me

personally its the noisiness that i like about them, its just so aggressive

>you will never be a cute anime girl being fucked by big sturdy niggers

how to cope lads?

... you dont know how to use comers and cant parse a simple sentence

anyone else here use grindr to find gym buddies?

>tfw im not a neet and there's nothing you can do about me posting here

>liking Death Grips
bet you'd let muh shouty nigger fuck your gf you cucks

you'll have to dress up as 1 and get fucked by some big sturdy niggers

So dumb it might be genius

i've seen people near me advertise for gym buddies on grindr. i just don't really feel like sucking dick.

Ventured into town today, lads. Most of the best looking white women were all with black or Asian guys. The only young white couples I saw were weird looking autists

>he wouldnt let MC Ride fuck his gf
jeez

The only girl I've eever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes

Why do people watch porn? Most of the time there is just a massive penis in view, how does that not turn you off if you're straight?

What comer mistakes did i make and how am i unable to parse a sentence? i was not trying to be funny, i just couldent tell what you were saying.

>some autist virgin will read this and get angry even though he never leaves the house

want to splatter cotswold with my creme eggs this easter

Hopefully not too many lol

It seems men of colour get the pick of white women. It's just an observation. Also, most babies I saw were mixed race

Oh don't you worry mate. I am pounding my fist on the table as we SPEAK

Bad feel indeed senpai.

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it's true, white "men" just cant compete. They just sit inside crying and playing video games instead

Pretty sure that would hurt, those things are as hard as rocks

Why are Americans so obsessed with black cock?

amateur milf solo

Reminder that DM user has put his brown cock in many white women

I wonder how many creme eggs i could put up his bum hahaha.

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Not very progressive that...

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SEMEN STAlNS THE MOUNTAlN TOPS

>white "men" just cant compete

It doesn't seem like it, not here in West Sussex anyway.

watch jav then

15 seconds in the microwave, soften them up a bit but they should keep their shape.

ha shows what you know, he's into girls

I don't watch porn with cocks as I find it a bit gay tbqh

But I want an innie vagina ploughed by nigger cock and cute breasts to be fondled

At the age of 19 zir slit zair wrists

>West Sussex
brightonandhovenews.org/2011/03/17/brighton-child-rape-gang-arrested/

Where's my new discord buddy im gonna play Ck2 with??!?!!

Honestly though I'm not bothered about non white men with white women. 90% of all men are better than me so who cares what colour they are

get fat n fondled. and you'll just have to pretend your bumhole's a vagina

SIR JUNNERS REPENT

When whites have been bred out who will win the war for Britain?. The Pakis or the blacks

I made this thread and honestly I'm not happy with the direction its taking, so I propose we change the subject. There are a list of acceptable topics: This seasons anime, the history of France, England's sporting records around the world, favorite video games from your youth, and recommendation for Sunday morning breakfast (include recipes). Thanks.

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>there is literally unlimited porn on the internet but cuckold fetishes still come to fucking britfeel of all places to have a wank

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Because I want to shag the woman, not listen to her do some cringey voice instructions or just show her body half-arsed.

Absolutely terrible thread so far lads

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I'll warm them up and then splat them on his stupid head.

whites will win. the blacks and pakis are too busy running a train on your mum

>the history of France
they got BTFO

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Afternoon lads

Glad I can finally get comfy

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Goggle box? more like gargle cox am i right?

>The group that litterally fight tooth and nail so pakis can rape children freely will win
Hmm

Why don't you have an Eastern European GF yet, lads?

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>the history of france
le bellend

it was a your mum joke you obsessed freak

when whites lose only one (((group))) wins

This originally made me laugh out loud

>recommendation for Sunday morning breakfast

You ever had those potato pancakes from Ikea?

I bought some the other day they are amazing, here is what I had

>big soft bun
>HP Sauce
>potato pancake on the bottom
>black pudding ontop
>egg on top of that
>bacon on top of the egg
>bit more HP sauce if you are so inclined

Was well good.

Been messaging a childhood friend on normiebook (it's to stay in touch with people I knew in school) now I've managed to ask her on a date, I took it one step further and booked a hotel. She seems into it lads!
She thicc too
How should I play the whole situation?

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patrician qt taste.

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Because they're not white. Straightforward

because i've never met any

>big soft bun

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Three words
DON'T
FUCK
UP

>How should I play the whole situation?
are you a virgin lad?

>Because they're not white
You beta males worship Jap girls though.

Take it naturally, go with the flow and don't plan ahead.

>She thicc too

So fat then.

alri my Russian buddy. how's it going, petr fileski
that lass looks mighty young

Japanese are honorary whites. They are the unique in this respect.