How is a autist suppose to get a job here...

I honestly might just apply to fast food instead of retail.
>It takes 3 fucking interviews to get a job there
I never understood that shit.

It's to scare away autists from applying and to weed them out. In reality the interviews are only like 5-10 mins each, so it adds up to like 1 normal interview.

Getting a job at Target is EXTREMELY easy but they treat their employees like shit.

Literally in the bathroom right now on my break, I work at Target.

Have a firm handshake and make eye contact. Call the customers guests in your interview. Research the lingo target team members use. Ask me if you have any other questions, I'm a cashier.

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>i'm a cashier

Kek, so you barely even work at target. I love when a guest asks me something about a product or price and I just say "Oh they'll answer that for you at the front end". I just jack off in the back room for half my shifts.

It sounds like YOU barely work there.

Only chads and stacies get hired at Target.

Robots work at Walmart.

No, most of us take like 6 breaks a shift smoking out beside the loading trucks while you cucks talk to smelly old grandmothers about their favorite cat food. Lol.

You disgust me, Ciara.

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Target is shit. My friend got fired his second month there for forgetting to clock in for lunch ONE time.

I think you are clinically retarded.....

Everything I said is true.

Every target is different, friend. Cashiers are very important

I worked in the produce section of a Super Target. In 10 months of working there, I drank $2,000 worth of protein drinks that we had in the produce section, along with $1,000 worth of bakery and deli goods. I gained 30 lbs and put 40lbs on my bench press. Aside from the boss that didn't like me, it was a really comfy job for being a wage slave.

I'm too low iq for a produce job. I quit two produce jobs 1 week in because I could barely tell how whether or not a fruit/vegetable was good. Also, I wasn't good at organizing the produce the way my manager wanted .

>Oh, if you get a woman interviewer, you won't get the job

What makes you say that?

He's wrong, my first interviewer was a woman and I got the job, and I am a typical robot.

You're either lucky or she was horny for you. Women will never hire robots.

>Oh, if you get a woman interviewer, you won't get the job. Pray for a man to interview you.

Fucking hell if this isn't true. I applied to 5 different jobs in the last 10 years, 4 of them were women interviewers. None of them called me after. The last one was a guy, he was the one that hired me.

I'm starting to think women are just instinctively trying to push unattractive non-Chads out of the work force

What's the appropriate dress code for a retail/fast food job interview? Would a simple button up shirt and khakis be good enough or is that overselling it?

The interview is to make you think that they have standards

fuck thats true. my friend is just likee work there man . were both spergs. even an old friend of mine works in electronics he s anerd. life sucks dude

are you freaking serious ? are most places ignorant of there inventory?

i roll up in a 350$ mark anthony suit you filth. step it up slut

I failed the interview for a cart-pushing job there. I don't know why I even try.

>$350 suit

fucking kek, did you get that at walmart or ikea?

Rite Aid store manager here.
Just lie about those stupid fucking "tell me a time when.. " questions. As long as it demonstrates common sense human decency, you ace it.

Also pro tip... Those onlije personality tests. Lie on those two... When it says "when we ask your last employer how often you were late... "... Those are bluffs. We don't ask your last employer shit

Just work at walmart

>look the interviewer in the eye

Look at their forehead or mouth and hope they don't notice, got it.

This is the reason I'll never apply to a store with many employees. Minus well be back in high school.

The have Target in LONDON?

protip about the interview for any menial job is that the questions really don't matter

the guy interviewing you is no more qualified to work it than you are. tbch he/she probably already made the decision when they saw you enter the room.

Chads/stacys will want to hire athletic normie attractive people. A robots best hope is that his interviewer is a fat older woman. They've always been the most receptive for me.

>$350 suit

This should be automatic grounds for an R18 ban.

Fe-male cashier here that posted earlier. Most of the workers at my target are robot tier, especially headlines and backroom. Only exception is the black people who work there. I'm below average and I got the job. I do think they prefer people with retail experience though.

They all just sit on their facebooks/instagrams/etc. Female managers are useless and only hire who they think will join their cliques.

Before I picked up actual job skills, retail managers were usually female and all this stupid.

Op should do himself a favor and work construction clean up and build a few relationships with his peers and skip all of this bullshit. It'll pay more, you'll learn things on the job site, and you'll be able to have a middle class lifestyle if you're not the kind who wants to go to school and put up with normies until you die.

>female
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I heard you suck dick for the position, Ciara. Fuck off.

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Noo, I had a year of experience working at a high end grocery store. That's how I got the job.

For fucks sake stop posting to Jow Forums Ciara.