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scary movie 3 & 4 are absolute kino

This isn't a war more than it is a war between men and maggots, or dragons and wolves, or men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots.

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Stop posting this fat, sub-90 iq cunt

this whole site is a fucking yanks feels site. fuck em, whining little princesses

Can anyone recommend some good ball busting porn? I feel like I've wacked it to the entire genre's catalog that is available freely on the internet.

If I don't find anything fresh soon I am going to have to go see a dominatrix.

Oh man, this is even worse
youtube.com/watch?v=DiMytC-PWGE&t=90s

I don't even know what the fuck he gives to that dog but in the next scene it looks fucking dead.

Nigger Tories haha

my mum's dying from aids.
haha

Are you the weeb lad with a huge cock?

have you dropped off your female relatives at mr abu's designated rape council flat yet?

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bit sad that lad
used to pretend i was an airplane pilot when i was in the bath

ugh could go for a fuck lads, i'd take any hole atm

BIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!
BIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!

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>Nigger
Oi Oi now...

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I genuinely think lee is cute, he's just overweight. And as for the neet thing he's obnoxiously lazy even in his speech but he's also clearly a fucking idiot tbf.
His mates often seem fairly, or rather surprisingly, sharp though.

nice, going to shilling kays spawn now eh jun lad. how many thousands of hours of her stuff have you got? and are you building up a lee collection as well now

thats because i gave it to her
haha

Hey lads i'm thinking of actually going to a pub today alone. How normal is this in UK vs US?
Also would it be ok to just go to a bar in a hotel?

>soyboy bugman flatmate is watching one of the avengers movies at full volume with his door open
literally why? why does he have to subject us to such shite?

>Three cups of coffee a day clears out the arteries and protects against heart disease, reveals study

Drink up lads

haha holy shit lad I was the exact same. sometimes I'd pretend my cock and balls were an island above the bathtub water and a civilisation lived on them

Makes me wonder how much damage you could do to someone with just a slimy penis.

Good work everyone
orinagal

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>Admit they are just shitskins who need to fuck off home and rape their own islamic shitholes

Not quite my belief

I feel paki males need to be castrated and learn to serve white women in a domestic capacity or other functions which prove beneficial to society

My cock is pretty average but I am a weeaboo and a lad

fuck i was drinking coffee because i thought it would shorten my lifespan and i drink 5 a day
Fuck sake im going to live forever

Going to a pub alone is fine.

He's sort of like a northern Jahans.

Lee must have some mental disability, undiagnosed.

I dont think I ever liked any comic movie film, apart from maybe 1 of the batman films.

Sounds quite funny. why dont you stop being a faggot and tell him to turn it off?

>tfw I know something you dont know

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>tfw I thought everyone was getting ready to leave the house so I get start browsing fap material in anticipation and I'm rearing to go but then it turns out only one of them left

I'm back home with the f a m you see and we live in a fairly small house and anyone could interrupt at anytime so I leave my fapping sessions to late at night or if I have the house to me own

worst feel

good 1 princess. witty, oops meant pretty shitty
quick question mr yank. what's your favourite taco?, how many essays in your barrio? why do you all like lowriders so much?
look forward to your response emilio

I can't wait until I move into my own place.

Comfy posts, lad. Keep them coming

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Why would you want to subject yourself to such a thing?

Sometimes I have been in the pub alone when I have been waiting for somebody and it is the worst thing in the world. You just sit there with nothing to do but sip your drink and you don't know where to look because there is strangers everywhere who you don't want to make eye contact with.

Wahey my cheeky lads, I do love white cock and cum. Come fuck my tight hole and we can watch Naruto in bed after.

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It's a bit of a stretch to call them films. They're entertainment products; they don't have any artistic merit.

>Calls other flatmate soyboy
>Too much of a betamale to tell him to turn it down and close his room

she is smoking and that is kino position

>thought this was just the old trickeroo and he took out the word "black" then screenshotted
>mfw it is actually real

yea I reckon, I mean look at Kay ffs

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same tbqh fampers

Lads ive finally met a girl who wants me
the problem is, all ive ever talked to her about is my crusade against proprietary software and how evil it is and how ill never use it

Now she wants me to skype with her

What the fuck do i do?

What's everyone up too for the bank holiday then boys?

Do you think Google has an agenda, lads?

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Going to Turtle Bay for dindins tomorrow, is it any good? Was thinking of trying the goat curry desu

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>I feel paki males need to be castrated and learn to serve white women
No. noone cares about your creepy fetishes. Noone wants anything to do with you paki shitskins. Go back to your own shithole

They're entertainment products; they don't have any artistic merit.

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well she did get it from an infected needle
are you saying you have a needledick?

Get hard and start jacking it when you go on cam

Yeah it's to trick women who google 'white woman with baby' into having nigger kids

Going to see a movie with my gf friday, then going round my mum's on saturday for some classic easter shit before going down the pub. Sunday and monday I'll probably just stay in

wbu

i may have a needledick
but your mum still gagged on it

I really hate how gay (literally) this general is

Probably not. It's just that white people are the default, specifying "white" usually pulls up pics with "white" and "black" in the tags. If you just have "woman" it would be all white women.

Generic chain desu

I hate them because they bought out my favourite independent Caribbean place and turned it into another boring copy paste job like everything else.

Then fuck off to some paki general were you can hate gays, ahmed.

I CANT
if i use skype ill be selling out and then she wont want me anymore

blame the teacake trollop going around flirting with anything with a cock

>not recognising the pilchards of death

Might get drunk tonight then nothing tomorrow have work on Saturday then nothing on the other days apart from maybe getting drunk.

Is your gf fit?

yeah, she said she was trying to hold back the laughs.
youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU

>Then fuck offf to some paki general were you can hate gays, ahmed.

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Blacks confirmed not handsome lads

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weird when i google this same thing it only shows black women with white babies, like actual white babies, not half casts
must be because you're signed in

Do local elections happen every year? Just got a poll card in the post for one. Wasn't that long ago since the last one I swear

Don't bother changing your name because I'm going to marry you.

I just typed in White women and there's 4 interracial couples and no white male/white female couples. Bit strange

dunno how to feel about pakis lads, on one hand i hate pakis, on the other hand there must be at least one sound paki in the UK id get on with

>my favourite independent Caribbean place

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I laughed more than I should

I fucking love you, Manchester?

That'll be me

>most happy couples are white
what did Google mean by this?

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Sounds good lad, I'll be getting drunk every night too I should think. Sorry you have to work on saturday

Some people might not think so but I think she is. Cute, soft little tits and a nice peachy bum so she's all I need really

I mean, they really don't. They're pieces of shit.

>I have a gf yet still post in britfeel

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>I have a gf

Imagine being this subservient to others.

>not eating at independent family run eateries

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Wow this is really problematic. Somebody needs to let them know.

>Tranny defending subhuman pakis beliefs to stone him
Retard

i go me own way, drift in the wind, cant afford anyone weighting me down

That's good mate fair play. I wasn't gunna go to work but skived off all week so far so thought best go in LOL

from left to right, top to bottom:

>9/10
>just cause he's captain America, still looks like an autist
>some meme
>decent looking
>looks like a tranny
>7-8/10
>9/10
>pussy and a weirdo, looks like an autistic Persian tupac
>brad Pitt used to be good looking
>only Robert Pattinson is good looking
>just cause he was in 50 shades, still looks like a boring elf nonce
> 8-9/10
>average, 7ish
>that's the guy from the inbetweeners movie and those weird adverts, 7/10
>7-8/10
>is this a fucking joke
>ridiculous hairstyles, 6
>hard to see, probably 8-9
>looks like a doll and like they could genuinely be 12, 8 is. really pushing it

It's almost as if there's an agenda to stop black people having cheese

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when were you ebin tilde and shippy going to watch a rochdale match lass?

is that why they talk so much about bare cheddar?

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You can't stop me posting here. I'll be here forever, subtly mocking you.
She doesn't bring me down, she lifts me up. Maybe you'd understand if you actually left the house and spoke to people every once in a while
Kek how did you get away with that? Pretty sure I'd be fired if I didn't go in for a week

blacks are largely lactose intolerant so can't eat cheese

ummm, so since I posted a pic of myself....any chance I could squeeze in the April OP pic?

I'm not going with them, just another user, 21st April

Excited

youtube.com/watch?v=OlWsQnA6gr4

Wish i could false flag as a white guy and demean myself

kmt i beg you talk that wass to mans face man will back out the swammy and chef you in your head rude boy bmt

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