Describe yourselves robots

>Gender
Male
>Race
Whitey
>Hair color
Blonde
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'10"
>Physique
Builtfat
>Personality
Quiet, reclusive, but not a pushover (monkmode basically)
>Sexual preference
Raging homo
>Hobbies/interests
Music, weightlifting
>Country
UK
>Current job
College
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Yes

>Gender
Male
>Race
Hispanic
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
164cm
>Physique
Ectomorph 80kg
>Personality
INFP T
>Sexual preference
Straight
>Hobbies/interests
Music (i'm not into classical and stuff), vydia (OSRS, FPS), gym and lurking in this shit
>Country
Mexico
>Current job
No job
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
No but i havent fucked since 2012
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
school, loneliness, gym, repeat.
I want to kill myself so bad...

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>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'8
>Physique
Fat
>Personality
Quiet unless around friends
>Sexual preference
Straight
>Hobbies/interests
Reading, camping
>Country
USA
>Current job
Custodian
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Y
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently

22, live with grandmother, work 40 hours a week

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>Gender
Male
>Race
HIspanic
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'10
>Physique
Skinny
>Personality
Neurotic Introvert
>Sexual preference
Heterosexuality traps aren't gay
>Hobbies/interests
Video games and philosophy
>Country
USA
>Current job
NEET
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Yes
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Purgatory and nihilism

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>18
>white
>red
>blue
>6'0"
>chubby
>changes with each person
>thicc thighs
>vidya,music,friends
>usa
>dishwasher
>n/a
>yes
>actually okay, been getting my shit together and losing weight. girls have been complimenting me and it feels good. won't fuck a whore though, waiting for the right one.

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>Gender
Non binary
>Race
Amerimutt
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'6
>Physique
Pretty underweight
>Personality
Avoidant and paranoid
>Sexual preference
Asexual
>Hobbies/interests
Guitar, music, cooking, and not being able to fall asleep at night
>Country
America
>Current job
Unemployed, but I'm in college
>Martial status
Never married
>Are you a virgin
Yep
>Describe your life currently
Depression and anxiety fueled by caffiene and sleep deprivation

>Male
>White
>Brown/Dark
>Light brown
>193cm (Eurofag)
>Thin
>Introvert Leader, ENTP
>romantically straight, sexually bi-curious
>Economics, Politics, Football (soccer), Cinema
>France
>Student
>In a relationship
>Not virgin
>My life will be perfect if I'm successful in the next 2 months.

>Gender
female
>Race
white - polak
>Hair color
plum
>Eye color
hazel
>Height
5'4"
>Physique
slim thick
>Personality
introvert
>Sexual preference
eh
>Hobbies/interests
painting
>Country
New Zealand
>Current job
quality auditor
>Martial status
single
>Are you a virgin
yes
>Describe your life currently
tiring

>male
>white
>brown
>brown
>5'10"
>skeletor
>implying
>normal
>implying
>burgerland
>pizza restaurant
>single
>of course i am
>trying to get life on track, since i'm working now i should be able to afford car and insurance in time for college

>Gender
Male
>Race
Black
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Dark Brown
>Height
6'0
>Physique
Fat/Flabby/Out of shape
>Personality
INTP-T, boring, reclusive, avoidant and paranoid.
>Sexual preference
Heterosexual for the most part
>Hobbies/interests
Drawing, kaiju stuff (japanese or otherwise), thinking, video editing, vidya
>Country
America
>Current job
NEET
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Yup
>Describe your life currently
Falling apart. My depression and anxiety are in control, I want out.

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Do you speak Polish?
Chcesz pogadac?

Mowie troche po polsku, niezbyt dobrze ):
Grew up in NZ so primarily English

You're doing fine, it seems
Never talked to a Polish kiwi before, how old are ya?

Will be 19 in August ~ How about you?

Turned 19 half a year ago.
I would gladly talk to you more, do you have a discord or any other way of contact?
Have my throwaway email [email protected]

my discord is politegecko#0422 if you'd like to keep chatting

Alright, I've send you an invitation.

>Gender
male
>Race
whyte
>Hair color
idk, red/blonde/dirty blonde
>Eye color
blu
>Height
5'7'' and one half
>Physique
not what I want, too depressed to lift
>Personality
a mess
>Sexual preference
wish I had mad bitches
>Hobbies/interests
idk, neet stuff, shut in
>Country
USA
>Current job
NEET
>Martial status
none
>Are you a virgin
no
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
i don't feel like it

>Gender
Male
>Race
White, but rumor has it, like 1/16th Jewish. I probably wouldn't be considered white in the early 1900's, because red hair and Catholic
>Hair color
Dark red. It was orange when I was a kid, but now you can't tell unless in direct sunlight.
>Eye color
Green
>Height
5'9"
>Physique
170 pounds, I'm getting more Jow Forums so I'm ready when I ship out for the Navy
>Personality
ENFP
>Sexual preference
Women
>Hobbies/interests
Not much at the moment. All I do is study, work out, go to work, and occasionally volunteer with my friends.
>Country
USA
>Current job
Cart jockey. I just turned 18, give me a break.
>Martial status
Currently not in affect, as far as I know. Hopefully martial law is never declared.

But no, I'm not married
>Are you a virgin
Yes. But purely by choice, I've passed up opportunities before because I love God more than THOT pussy.
>Describe your life currently
Great. Things are looking up.

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>Gender
Dude
>Race
White (for brazilian standards)
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
1.85m, so 6'1?
>Physique
Slightly overwheight
>Personality
Introvert but pretty good in 1v1 conversations
>Sexual preference
Heterosexual
>Hobbies/interests
Cinema
>Country
Brazil
>Current job
Public server
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Nein
>Describe your life currently
Just started uni, am 25yo, basically 0 friends and really tired of living

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>Gender
Male
>Race
White/hispanic
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
6'0
>Physique
Overweight (~195 lbs)
>Personality
Boring and quiet, can be funny on occasion. Annoying with people I know very well and when I'm drunk.
>Sexual preference
Straight
>Hobbies/interests
Reading, walking, music, TV/film, collecting certain bootlegs
>Country
UK
>Current job
Grad student
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
No
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Grad school dominates my life. Trying to lose weight, lost ~25 lbs so far. Missing my ex a bit. Drinking too much but counting the calories from it.

>Gender
Mang
>Race
White/mixed
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
6'
>Physique
Builtfat
>Personality
Not sure I have one... Nice guy maybe?
>Sexual preference
Cute boys
>Hobbies/interests
Normie poser hobbies. Mostly /out/
>Country
US
>Current job
Stem
>Martial status
Single and ready to mingle
>Are you a virgin
No
>Describe your life currently
Feel stuck in limbo

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Hola Armando

>Gender
Male
>Race
Caucasian
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
6'4
>Physique
Chubby
>Personality
Boring
>Sexual preference
Women
>Hobbies/interests
Music, vidya, reading
>Country
Canada
>Current job
Unemployed
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
No
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Complete shit honestly.

>Gender
F
>Race
South Asian
>Hair color
Dark brownish-red
>Eye color
brown-black
>Height
1.57 m
>Physique
bmi 17
>Personality
I don't have much of a personality
>Sexual preference
men
>Hobbies/interests
don't really have any
>Country
murika
>Current job
research assistant
>Martial status
was an orange belt in karate when i was 10, but then i stopped
>Are you a virgin
no
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
>go to school
>go to work
>come home
>cry and study
>cry and finish assignments
>drink a shitton of water
>sleep for 5 hours
>drink a shitton of coffee
>school
>work
>etc etc

>Are you a virgin
>Nope.

The absolute state of roasties

>Gender
male
>Race
hwite
>Hair color
brown
>Eye color
brown with a hint of green
>Height
174cm
>Physique
chubby
>Personality
shit
>Sexual preference
female with a pulse.
>Hobbies/interests
cars, motorbikes, games, science and engineering, documentaries, learning in general.
>Country
Australia
>Current job
unemployed, studying at uni
>Martial status
not married
>Are you a virgin
yes

>Describe your life currently
exhausting. no social life and only one or two "friends" that i'll see once or twice a week at uni. all I do is go to uni, get home and play some games, work on assignments then maybe go for a drive or a ride, then go to sleep. repeat day in day out.

>Race
Caucasian

>Hair color
Black

>Eye color
Blue

>Height
180cm

>Physique
Athletic

>Personality
Short tempered / moody

>Sexual preference
Straight

>Hobbies/interests
Sports, fitness, food

>Country
Spain

>Current job
Professional tennis player

>Martial status
Single

>Are you a virgin
No

Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently

Very busy

What's your thesis?

Mr. CIA while you're here can you please range ban all the faggots shitting up my board?

>he thinks IANA leases are sorted by sexuality

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damn was worth a shot, thanks anyway

You can't be a robot if you're 6'0 or above.

>what are you dirnking
pink gin and coke zero
>why
listening to sad music and feeling melancholic. I just love drinking desu, makes me relaxed and feel more like a human
>how was your day
eh. grad school is tough, research is hard and frustrating. glad to have a few days off.
>what's the best thing to happen to you all year
genuinely can't think of anything. I lost some weight.
>what's something you like about yourself
I have a nice head of hair and no family history of baldness. I'm reasonably tall (6'0)
>what's something you want to improve about yourself and how are you goin gto go about doing so
I'm fat as shit so trying to lose weight, currently on 1300 calories a day. Lost 25 lbs in the last few months which is nice, down from 220lbs to 195lbs. there are many other things I hate about myself though

yeah you can
my experience is #valid

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>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Hair and Eyes
Brown
>Height
6'2
>Physique
Big and Strong, lumberjack
>Personality
Hardy and Bold
>Sexual Preference
Straight
>Hobbies/Intrest
I play college football, I'd like to get back into Magic the Gathering, Watching Anime.
>country
The one that allows you to own guns
>Current Job
Student/Athlete?
>Marital Status
Alone
>Virgin
Yes
>Bonus
An odd mix of success and lonliness.

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>Gender
Male (closet agp tranny)
>Race
Homo Sapiens Sapiens
>Hair color
Dark Brown
>Eye color
Dark Brown
>Height
5'10
>Physique
Thin Athletic
>Personality
Diassociated
>Sexual preference
Bisexual
>Hobbies/interests
Drawing,Film Reading (Paranormal,Religion,Mythology)
>Country
United States
>Current job
Line Cook
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
No,but I might as well be

Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
PseudoNEET

The jealous manlet arrives.

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>Gender
Male

>Race
White

>Hair color
Brown / Balding

>Eye color
Blue

>Height
6'1

>Physique
Fat side of bear mode

>Personality
Quiet, clingy, cares to much about others

>Sexual preference
Submissive / Bottom

>Hobbies/interests
/v/ when my friends aren't around and /tg/ when they are.
>Country
USA

>Current job
Night Audit at a hotel

>Martial status
Single previously engaged

>Are you a virgin
No

>Describe your life currently
I'm pretty happy all things considered. I like my job, I like where I live, I got friends, I make more money than I know what to do with. The only thing I would say is "missing" from my life is someone to share it with but I have pretty much given that up. No one wants a clingy bear mode submissive guy as a bf. I've tried for years and they always leave me so I just avoid all the drama now.

>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown inside very light brown outside
>Height
1.95
>Physique
A bit fat on stomach
>Personality
introverted except when im with friends, then very loud
>Sexual preference
Bi
>Hobbies/interests
Reading and youtube
>Country
germany
>Current job
None
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
No
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Boring but it's alright

>Gender
Male (AGP tho...)
>Race
White
>Hair color
Blonde
>Eye color
Blue/Green/Hazel
>Height
5'6''
>Physique
Skinnyfat
>Personality
Clingy, Feminine
>Sexual preference
Almost anything
>Hobbies/interests
Making music, writing, wallowing in self pity
>Country
USA
>Current job
HVAC Technician
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
No
>Describe your life currently
Completely terrified about how my future will turn out. Always have been, probably always will be. Don't know what to do with myself, whether or not I should do anything about my perceived femininity and "transition," don't know whether I should quit my job and find one that allows me to fit in with a university schedule so I can go back to school and finally meet people my age so I'm not so fucking alone.

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>Gender
Dude
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dark Brown
>Eye color
Dark brown
>Height
5'10
>Physique
Lean
>Personality
Narcissistic, stubborn, charismatic
>Sexual preference
Pale girls with straight black bangs
>Hobbies/interests
Cars, archery, dnd, ancient greek history, 80s stuff, fashion, anime
>Country
Socal
>Current job
Landlord
>Martial status
Married
>Are you a virgin
Nah
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
19 year old who inherrited gramps house. Rents it out to 3 people for cash. Spending days doing whatever comes to mind that morning. Hanging out with griends or going to the beach. Comfy stress free life.

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>You can't be a robot if you're 6'0 or above
when will this meme end, women wont just fall on your dick if you're a 6 foot socially retarded ugly sperg.

>>Gender
m
>>Race
white
>>Hair color
black
>>Eye color
hazel
>>Height
5'10" ish
>>Physique
pretty chubby, I have a legit eating disorder I'm working on so maybe eventually I'll be back to skelly
>>Personality
super quiet, never shut up once I warm up to someone
>>Sexual preference
I pretty much only like 2d girls anymore, I find some 3d girls cute but I really don't like women otherwise, traps are alright sometimes
>>Hobbies/interests
I like to study japanese, I pretty much only watch anime, I like gaming mostly jrpgs and fighting games that I'm terrible at, I also somewhat collect figures
>>Country
USA
>>Current job
student, also I have a soul sucking part time data entry job
>>Martial status
is that a joke?
>>Are you a virgin
yes
>Bonus question:
>>Describe your life currently
I live alone, I have a job but it's shit and doesn't pay enough or offer enough hours to support myself so my mother pays most my rent because she doesn't want me to ever live with her, I'm in uni for a major I didn't pick and I'm planning to kill myself once I fail out and my mother cuts me off financially

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no fuck you you fucking faggot go to we don't want your kind here. if you insist on doing these threads here every damn day I have to tell you to kill yourself so stop and it won't come to that

>I have to tell you to kill yourself so stop and it won't come to that
oh no what a threat!

hey annon
have you considered suicide

Will you move in with me ? I live in a large college town and have too big a house for one person.

>Gender
Male
>Race
Mestizo
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'8"
>Physique
Morbidly obese
>Personality
Boring/nonexistent
>Sexual preference
Heterosexual
>Hobbies/interests
None
>Country
USA
>Current job
NEET
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>Describe your life currently
I haven't been outside in nearly 2 years and all I do is lie in bed and browse the internet only ever getting up to use the bathroom or to get something to eat/drink

>Gender
Take a wild fucking guess
>Race
White
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'9
>Physique
Maybe normal or a little chubby
>Personality
Douchebag, pretentious
>Sexual preference
Hetero, no traps allowed
>Hobbies/interests
Literature, anime, music
>Country
US
>Current job
None lol
>Martial status
Take a WILD FUCKING GUESS LOL
>Are you a virgin
No, only had sex once and didn't like it.
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Miserable, trying not to give up entirely. Health is poor, living with parents, bringing shame to my family, full-time NEET

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>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Hair color
Brown
>Eye color
Green
>Height
5'1
>Physique
I have a small frame but other than that I'm pretty average
>Personality
I don't know? Nice I guess
>Sexual preference
Straight
>Hobbies/interests
Singing, writing, watching movies (boring stuff)
>Country
USA
>Current job
Uni
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Yup

>Male
>Hispanic (light skin, reddish beard "guero")
>Brown
>Hazel
>5'7"
>Jow Forums from lifting, swimming, former military routines. Only issue is a bone defect preventing full limb supination. Never really affected me functionally though.
>Socially functional, despite preference for privacy and intimate company. Reputation at work for being artistically minded, knowledgeable about obscure topics, and a laboratory prankster.
>Straight (gotten off to depictions of fictional alien/anthros though. IRL had a 3some with a girl and a gaybro once and it definitely didn't do it for me to receive affections from a dude)
>Scuba, paintball (woodsball), watercolors, reading, scale models, fitness; some vidya
>USA (USA)
>Research Biochemist
>SIngle
>Negative
>Administratively/medically switching between USMC to Navy for aviation officer opportunities. Working in the meantime in my hometown helping develop some cool medical microbiology/genetics shit. Generally enjoying life after months of joblessness and I feel good to be useful for a job I see as worthy and of a greater purpose.

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w-which state? which college?

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>Gender
M
>Race
White Mutt
>Hair color
Blonde
>Eye color
Blue/Green (Changes)
>Height
6'1
>Physique
On that Jow Forums train (180 lbs)
>Personality
Extrovert forced to be an introvert due to awkwardness
>Sexual preference
F
>Hobbies/interests
Video games, Gym, Anime,
>Country
USA
>Current job
Construction
>Martial status
Single for life
>Are you a virgin
N
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Basic:
Wake up, go to work, go to my gym partners/friends house, gym, drop him off, smoke weed, go home, watch tv/play games, go to sleep

University of arizona originally

I'm a couple states away...

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Not the guy you were talking to, but I lived in Tucson. Fuck that shit.

ayy wildcat
Funny to find someone else from the dirty T

>Gender
Male
>Race
White British
>Hair color
Dark brown
>Eye color
Grey/blue with copper rings around my pupils
>Height
6'5", +1 inch with shoes
>Physique
slimfat (left over from when I was xtra thicc) ~105kg/321lbs
>Personality
Introverted,
>Sexual preference
Straight
>Hobbies/interests
Videogames, smoking weed
>Country

>Current job
Part time tutor/full time engi student (3rd year)
>Martial status
Single
>Are you a virgin
Nope, broke up with my gf last year, had a 1 night stand since
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
Staying at home wasting my time gettin blazed skipping uni and taking class A drugs

and besides, I've already been accepted into UNT anyway...

Shit I missed country, obviously it was bongistan.

why tho? Tucson is nice (mostly). Don't fall for the Seth McFarland memes

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321 lbs slimfat?? No fucking way. You must have converted the weight incorrectly.

:( good you got in though what are you gonna study?

Sociology with a discipline in Gender Theory.

>tfw rated 7/10-8/10
>7 inch penis
>Chad jawline
>deep voice
>total sperg
Once I said to this one girl that invited me over to smoke pot if she was ok instead of horny when she told me she was really high. Also sperged on text with a qt at work. 20 years a virgin fml

Not sure about that meme, but you get the full blunt of the Arizona heat, it's infested with Mexicans who don't speak English, and there was hardly anything for entertainment.

>Gender
Penis
>Race
Biracial
>Hair color
VERY dark brown
>Eye color
Dark brown
>Height
6"4
>Physique
Manlet
>Personality
404 could not locate characteristics
>Sexual preference
Asexual
>Hobbies/interests
Watching myself decay
>Country
Cheeseburger land
>Current job
Hunting my inner demons
>Martial status
Perma-virgin
>Are you a virgin
^^^
>Describe your life currently
HAHAHAHAHAHAHABAH!!! ;"LIFE""?!!?! OP,WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Engineering! :D

Oh shit, it was 231.

As I said, I smoke a lot of weed and I'm pretty battered right now.

HEY YOU'RE NOT ME! D:

said if she was ok instead of horny when she told me she was really high.
makes no fucking sense. If you're an inarticulate autist irl I understand, but for fuck sake, there's no excuse to not make your point clearly in text.

If you want, we can still be friends :)

I took the bait. What kind? UofA has a good eng school!

you can be a robot if you're fat and tall though

Not interested. I'm getting a creepy vibe from you. And the fact that this is over the internet, that's saying something.

Do nice girls only go for bad bois? Also do you have a discord?

Oh, OK... :(
I was thinking about computer engineering, since I spend all my time on a computer anyway, might as well do something with technology.

You fell for the bait too. Id like to be you friend. Add me on discord arbidur#6638

>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Grey, Blue, Hazel
>Height
5'7/170
>Physique
?
>Personality
Boring I guess
>Sexual preference
Not gay
>Hobbies/interests
The normal ones and some others nodody cares about
>Country
Just posting Europe
>Current job
Student
>Martial status
I'm don't do martial arts/Single
>Are you a virgin
Obviously
Bonus question:
>Describe your life currently
I can't find the motivation to do anything with enough energy, and I feel like I don't want to be alone at the same fucking time that I can't stand most people.

/soc/ move in 3... 2... 1...

>female
>mixed?
>red
>brown
>5'11
>normal I guess?
>polite but reclusive
>heterosexual
>photography, painting, philosophy
>Mexico
>resident of ortopedic surgery
>marital? single
>yes
>basically the medical training and being tired all the time are distracting me from ennui