>user, CAN YOU C'MERE FOR A MINUTE? I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING
User, CAN YOU C'MERE FOR A MINUTE? I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING
Anthony Cooper
Jose Lewis
>*gets a towel*
>here
>*puts towel over pickle jar*
>twist
>there it was that easy, dumb bitch
Jaxon Clark
HARD MODE
>no towel available
Brandon Campbell
>literally a jar o' dicks
Daniel Morris
silly weak women, when will they learn?
Adam Gutierrez
>*gets paper towel*
Xavier Carter
See, now I want pickles.
Nathaniel Carter
oh boy
>hands become sweaty as fuck just thinking about it
Eli Cook
asdasdasdasdaweqewsdasd
Levi Fisher
>use my shirt
Anything else? Am I shirtless now?
Ethan Hernandez
How come nobody can open a fucking jar without a shirt or towel but me?
Daniel Gonzalez
*run jar over hot water*
do yall not know about this?
William Phillips
>try to open jar
>arm snaps in half like the toothpick it is
Kayden Adams
>grab a butter knife
>stick the knife under the lid to let some air in and thus be able to open the jar without any effort
>stab the woman with the knife for not being able to use critical thinking
>eat my pickles while she bleeds to death
see ya later virgins
Luis Brooks
Sometimes that shit is shut tight and hard to open. You need a towel to open it or pour hot water around the jar.
Cameron Rodriguez
Only weak estrogen filled fags cant open pickle jars
Hunter Brown
>needing a towel to open a fucking jar
Jonathan Wood
It only gets shut that tight if it's honey or jam because it leaves a sugary residue.
Kevin Clark
Once, this extremely hot lady who was friends with my housemate used to carry this jar she couldn't open and nobody could seem to open it, and she said she gives it to men to open and the one that opens it will be the one she loves...
I opened it, and she was very disappointed.
She wanted to fuck me at one point apparently but she got to know me and realised I was a total dickhead.
Shame, she was fun and really hot.
Easton Butler
>be me
>b.s.a. camp staff
>get radio'd over to one troops camp area
>emergency
>see troop leader, a women
>all adults who volenteered to come to camp where women
>they were enjoying a camp grill out
>thought the trouble might be someone choking when first arriving
>nope.tif
>"user, we need help opening these pickles"
>really
>wtf stupit cunt face activated
>grab pickles, might as well get this over with
>grip tight, wont move
>"no you dont"
>hold jar between legs, using both hands and put weight into it
>it pops open
>too much force
>hear a snap
>Oh Fuck
>look at my hanf, dislocated my wrist
>pain is awful
>it hand against bench and pop it back in
>get a burger for my trouble and leave
>no pickles tho
i hate pickle jars now
bought one of those grippy jar openers
Brayden Gonzalez
Since pickle jars open when twisted counterclockwise, the trick is to use your left hand. That way, the force your arm exerts in the direction of your thumb can be converted into counterclockwise torque easily. Much easier than using your right.
The reason most people have trouble with it is because they use their right hand out of habit, since most people are right handed.
Hudson Young
I'm left handed and I have much more success opening jars with my right hand.
Oliver Cook
>using a towel
Brainlets. Rubber band around the lid is the truth. Ultimate gripping power.
Michael Wood
take the water pill
Benjamin Perez
doesn't a towel have less friction than your hands? I have a small sheet of rubber that I use for this.
Xavier Rodriguez
>punch jar
>it shatters
>pickles fly everywhere
>catch airborne pickle
>place it in her mouth
>wink and leave
>the kitchen is now covered in pickle juice
Nathan Fisher
Why don't people just hit the fucking bottom and crack that shit open?
(You know I mean twist)
Cameron Russell
>yeah, sure
>try to open the motherfucker
2 scenarios
>1 I open it, "here you go" "thanks"
>2 I can't fucking open it, pour hot water over the lid, open it "wow, that's smart", "here you go", "thanks"
Blake Williams
I hope this is bait, are you implying that anyone here would have a problem with opening a fucking jar?