Welp I finally did it. I just made sex with a cute asian girl from public college. She is from China and is very sweet. Her engrish is kinda bad but the night ended with her telling me "I make her feel warm."
I fucking made it bros. I'll leave the lights on for ya!
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Congrats user. You've started on the path to being a functional human who can browse this board with a sense of humor rather than self loathing.
Thanks user, it was magical. The moment I saw my penis go in her pussy felt like some invisible malicious force left me forever. I feel free.
Chinese girls are super clingy so I hope she's cute and is fun to be around
be a good bf, op
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
don't mess up user, shoot for kids
literally
(haha)
also normie gtfo
did you use a rubber or did you raw dog it?
I had sex twice with two different gitls three years ago when I was 25, it was my first time.
I haven't so much as talked to a woman since then. Am I the quintessential cyborg?
Raw because the condoms I bought were like a year old and expired. Immediately ripped apart when I put it on, made her think my cock was huge though so that was cool
Lol. Pro tip. Condoms absolutely suck without extra lube and the only decent ones are the Japanese brands.
>I make her feel warm
that feeling comes from her egg beign fertilized, enjoy beign daddy
you could have had wizard powers but you let a semen demon steal your mana
Ive had sex but never with an asian girl, I know a lot of them at college and they seem to like white guys but they're so shy its hard to get with them without being really forward I think. Howd you do it?
Just be forward about it. Most of them are so desperate for a normal guy to hit on them that they'll swoon immediately if you're half-way presentable.
Just don't expect to ever be considered a cool dude if you've fucked a Chinese exchange student who can't speak English.
I gave a gook my phone number a few weeks ago but she never texted me, probably next time I should get her number instead.
Yeah they're nervous as fuck. Just gotta be direct and assertive. Plus they can't handle their liquor or drugs, so any amount of that will make them easy as fuck
>Plus they can't handle their liquor or drugs, so any amount of that will make them easy as fuck
This is creepy. Don't be like this OP.
I'm not being rapey about it, it's just the truth.
Dude, feeding girls liquor and drugs for the express purpose of fucking them is being rapey.
I had sex with two asian girls in 2016. The past 6 months have been the most depressing months of my life. It doesnt get better OP just because you had sex.
Is she from Guangzhou (a city in China), perhaps?
Don't you dare break her little heart you piece of shit
Non virgins qts were built for
Oh yeah if she wasn't a virgin gloves off pump and dump the roast
I had sex.
I never left.
I am just as depressed as I was before.
congrats user! hope you never come back here.
>bros.
Think again normie. You're dead to us as of now.
Ehh, the self loathing doesn't always leave, kek
Congrats user remember to be a good bf to her shoot to wife her and your life will have more drama but will be all around better
THIS IS NOT FAIR THIS IS NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR I HATE REALITY WHY CAN"T I HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME WHY I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HERE I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE EVERYONE
>tfw no qt asian girl to give your bad karma through your dick
What about it isn't fair? I bet OP actually talked to this woman, unlike most of Jow Forums because they're too afraid of being rejected.
how about u lower ur standards, talk to girls and stop being a pussy. maybe then you'll have girls start liking you
>I'll leave the lights on for ya!
Please don't, I stayed p all night masturbating and my eyes hurt.
>Yew maek mey feer warm
Doesn't matter, had sex.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Non-NEETs cannot be robots. This has been said countless times before, and I'll say it again.
How old are you and how long did you last? Not trying to make fun of you just want to know so I can see how well I'll do if my time comes.
23 and 11 minutes.
holy fuck, this is the real truth of this board
thank you for making everything apparent, user
Condoms suck in general, we are only told to wear them because of STDs but the truth is condoms were made for population control and the spread of the AIDS virus was intentional
>he got with a visa leech
Nice meme lad