Tfw roommate walks with just his underwear on

>tfw roommate walks with just his underwear on
>tfw his bulge is visible

c-cocks...

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Unironicaly offer to suck his dick (if you're cute)

>Unironicaly offer to suck his dick (if you're cute)
This seems like a bad idea

Again, if user's cute. And if he doesn't want to, play it off as a joke

imagine if roommate said no and you just had to live with that awkwardness for the rest of your time together

>h-hey can I suck your dick?
>wtf man I'm not gay
>j-just a joke lol

Clearly the only answer is to walk around in just your underwear too so the bulge is even bigger

Op is a dude, this is 100% a gay thread. So op ik you're mentally deranged but please don't do what he said unless your roommate is gay. It's going to fuck up everything

I bet op has a smol and feminine dick
I bet he doesn't even have a bulge show up in his cute frilly underwear

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Well playing it off like that obviously won't work, you gotta have confidence like this is gonna be the best joke you've ever told.
Or just don't do it of you're a pussy

>put your pants on or Imma suck your dick
>you both laugh

you just need to tell the joke properly

>Or just don't do it of you're a pussy
Good idea, I choose this
or even better, just suck his dick while he's asleep, he won't realize anything ever happened

i wish i was your roomate user

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>i wish i was your roomate user
I'm looking for a roommate...

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Somewhat smooth I guess

Get out of my board, get out of my board, get out of my board, GET OUT OF MY BOARD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!! FUCKING FAGGOTS GET OUT!!!

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WE'RE NOT WOMEN KUNT
YOU GET OUT OF MY BOARD

Delete this, faggot. No posting catboys.

you know what's worse than women? FAGGOTS! OUT OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I do this and my roommate smacks my hairless thighs sometimes.

It's a huge turn on.

DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING SAY THAT, OUT RIGHT THIS SECOND AND A FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE TO YOU REEEEEEE

Go back to /r9gay/ you absolutely reprehensible subhuman faggot.

Every word in this post is falsified
You don't have a roommate
You don't have hairless thighs
Nobody slaps your thighs

No, I won't and you cant make me

I want to lick sweaty boy arm pits
*Drools*

>bitter breeder floundering around
Pitiable

Hmmmm they look hairless to me.

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this is the same board that goes on and on about traditional masculinity LMFAO

god they're good thighs, more pics.

This is the same planet that goes on and on about diversity

I'm jealous op, bulges are super sexy. Heck I'd probably start pitching a tent just looking at it!

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disgusting ass faggot make me puke

Oh come on, don't overreact. You got turned on a bit, didn't you?

You are fat
FAT

yeah, I did actually, originally

What is it about r9k that draws faggots?

As someone who's had a passing interest in it but was never attractive enough to get into the "scene", I suppose it's the same, but they don't have any other option?

Sad.

kill yourself
/oraganmo

What scene are you even talking about?

We could do it together! You and me, we'll do some lewd things before we go at the same time, I hope there's an afterlife tho, so we can spend the rest of eternity together.

>What is it about r9k that draws faggots?
beta males want attention so they resort to being submissive sexually to get the attraction of other desperate robots. then you either see some of them transition, or they start dating women after they get older (and hide their gay sexual past).

So... This the norm or somethin'?

i thought you were a girl till i seen the feet

>tfw saw my father's bulge
F U C K

The problem with that is it's too clearly a joke and even if he wants it he won't act on it. Only way to get what you want is to make yourself vulnerable

Gay men that actually want to have sex with you.

I assume the faggots here are the typical neckbeard with the added issue of pretending to be cute little fags in their heads being a double whammy of undesirable in the real world. Only reason they'd be on r9k.

gotta be more then beta. Gay men will fuck most anything as long as they're attracted to it. A beta cute guy would do just fine out there.

Or heavily damaged.

I don't understand, is this a gay thread or is this a thread about a femanon lusting over her room mate?

It's a gay thread. You don't think "femanons" are real, do you?

I legitimately would assume somebody that did this was just trying to escalate a game of gay chicken where me and my roommate did increasingly homoerotic things until one of us cracked and said "no homo" or we started buttfucking eachother.

Although no answer has been given yet, it's obvious what it actialy is. But think what you want.

I'm underweight though.

You are very stupid! Women don't browse this board and are not overtly sexual

>I'm underweight though.
Then why do you have THICC thighs

I do the same and my roommate is gay
Is this bad

where are you user?

oreganu

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how do I get a gay roommate who isn't a degenerate

Those are some pretty magnificent legs user. Wouldn't mind massaging them for a while, no homo of course.

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>tfw no lewd roommate or friend that teases me and showing off his bulge and touches my butt

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>tfw will never have a straight-acting, bi-curious friend who'd allow me to get on my knees and worship his cock and use me completely for his own pleasure.
feels no go man

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It may be degenerate but I want a bf who is just like dom Lith from mvol

Not sure but they are disproportionate to the rest of my body, I love them.

>tfw no femboy friend to molest

>tfw no cute robot friend to sit on my lap

im having a botnet right now, how did that make you feel

>im having a botnet right now, how did that make you feel
What does it mean

fuck phoneposting i meant "boner"
>my Jow Forums manners are leaking again

>mvol
thanks for the jerk off material holy fuck

mvol makes me diamonds and I'm not even a furry

It would be perfect if the furry shit / all the other degenerate garbage was removed and it was just about a cute boy in the void desu

>i like furshit
>but im not a furshit

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Slip some roofies and Viagra in his drink

>tfw thinking about user's bulge

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>Slip some roofies and Viagra in his drink
That's far too dominant for me
I would prefer if he slips roofies in my food and ties me up and rapes me and mind breaks me until I can't think about anything but cock

no he's straight

California

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Slip the roofies and Viagra but instead brainwash him into doing that

brainwashing is too alpha for a soyboy like me :c

Unfortunately, you may never ever taste his cock, let alone get a good look at it :(

Get someone else too

To not too sorry

Does he know that you have the gay?

>men feet
try better next time user. Your just a guy who shaved his legs and is fat

Wow dude that's mean

>there are anons reading this thread and getting big stiff tents in their pants

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No one is getting a big stiff tent, only regular stiff tents

When I wanna jerk off, I open Jow Forums and look for these threads. This time I just stumbled upon it while browsing normally: got rock hard instantly (clearly there's some Pavlovian reflex shit going on) and now I'm slowly jerking it to the user who posted his thighs, and combining that image with all the cute posts in this thread, like yours.

If it helps you at all, my thighs are pretty similar to his..

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I'd love to stick my dick in one of you fags i swear

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>tfw pop a chub about anons thinking about my bulge

i don't want this.

>tfw penis is too feminine to have a bulge

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>getting boner
Did this thread turn me gay or what?

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>tfw my big floppy dick got hard reading your post

Y-you'd be welcome to do that to me, user...

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It definitely does help. Please post them, user, I'd love to see.

No ur mom gay

I wish someone liked my cock :(

Show it user
Oregano Pizza

>tfw no match up system to pair cute robots with loving robots.

None of us would be lonely anymore.

We could make that happen in a original way

A matchmaking system would only ever be implemented on /soc/, which is where this retard needs to go for dick pics

Stop having homosexual desires, OP

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no homo a-anyone anons want to see mine

nobody wants to that shrivel led old thing

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l do, user! pls post it

>Be straight user, love vagina
>Have big balls
>have big floppy dick laying on top of them
>Pajamas don't nearly contain my huge bulge
>So I wear a loosely fitting robe overtop and completely conceal it

I'm tired of you voyeuristic faggots. Gay men have groped me more than once and it was very rude. So now I cockblock all of you homos by wearing a robe all the time. Pic related is my smile while I'm doing this.

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