How to get a fat qt fembot gf Jow Forums?

That's absolutely disgusting, why do they do that? As a fat guy, I just want true love with none of that nasty shit.

I talked to a fat girl from here and I made moves on her ASAP. She is my personal slampig/braphog gf now.

It's just how the average female mind deals with it. The average male mind either gets sad over it during lonely nights or gets motivated to become fit after being sick and tired of it all.

I'll bet you there's a little piggy browsing this thread right now, filled with parts hope at being wanted, parts disgust at being a fetish object for feeders and parts masochistic arousal at being a useless blob browsing in her oversized t-shirt and panties. Maybe she'll even "grace" us with a reply.

Finally someone with some common sense.
BBW doesn't make sense... you can't be big and beautiful... you can be big, but you're a fat ugly cunt.

How can you live with yourself, knowingly acting like utter shit to people like this?

her tits slide off her chest and onto the bed when she lays down. it looks like she has extra arms.

>fatties
>people
Somebody with the impulse control of an animal isn't "people". There's a person trapped inside that prison of blubber; maybe my acting like utter shit will help that person break out. Maybe not.

>I'll bet you there's a little piggy browsing this thread right now, filled with parts hope at being wanted, parts disgust at being a fetish object for feeders and parts masochistic arousal at being a useless blob browsing in her oversized t-shirt and panties. Maybe she'll even "grace" us with a reply.
You couldn't have described me better, user.

nice rp user

the fuck did you chose to represent a cute fatty with some widefaced fuck whos eyes are almost as far apart as her tits?

looks like a white pepe

Who would rp as one of the least desirable types of woman?

Would you rp having a discord, and then actually have one?

Perv with fetish for one of the least desirable types of woman.

not all fat bitches have monster tits; most don't

They call me the hog whisperer.

hang out at golden corral

Amie Taylor
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Her interocular distance looks stellar to me. Do you perchance come from a deformed family with deformed ocular proportions?

You didn't answer though, how can you live with yourself?

I take deep breaths and get a healthy dose of exercise user, that's all there is to it.

I like how much of a harsh cunt you are. Can we be friends, user?

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Maybe. Drop a contact and I might add you. Or I might never reply and leave you hanging. Why do you hate yourself, anyway?

Either way is fine. I have a horrible sweet tooth, very short-lived motivation and overall lack of discipline. I guess it could be worse since I'm only skinnyfat, but I feel an immense disgust whenever looking at the mirror.
Mikado#0456

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>smoking
>tattoos
>trashy bitch face

if this is your definition of cute there is something wrong with you.

WHERE ARE THESE FABLED FAT SHAME THREADS

Why is this so painfully accurate? I'm eating ice cream right now too wtf
Holy fuck

Holy fuck I think I got wet reading this I am doing this right now

Got contact porky pig?

D-do you have a snap chat?

>I have a horrible sweet tooth, very short-lived motivation and overall lack of discipline. I guess it could be worse since I'm only skinnyfat, but I feel an immense disgust whenever looking at the mirror.

Wow. Congratulations; you're basic. I bet your grades are average and you have issues keeping focused for extended periods of time, too. Sometimes you read horoscopes and think "That is sooooo me."

Be the change you want to see. Make one right now and show those fatties who runs this place. God knows they don't. Run - that is.

Yikes.

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S-snap chat?

no snap, and not gonna waste time making one. unless you've got something else you've wasted a post

Yeah. But I think your stories might be too big for my timeline if you get my drift.

Wtf. . . What is happening?

>fastest way to get a gf is to just berate fat girls

Shit. What do you have?
Hold on, how many are you?

email, discord, and kik
there's 2

Sorry bro life is the way it be

What are you, fat AND dumb? Come on user. You can follow a reply trail atleast.

>tfw can't berate fat girls for a gf because I'm probably fatter than every girl here

you're being redundant with her user
fat is dumb

Hey now, let's be fair where fairness is due; brains are mostly made up of fat and water. Theirs being configured to react to cookies and cream instead has nothing to do with it.

balletdreaming on kik

I'm don't use kik but the image of a fat chick in a tutu made me raise a brow. Be careful with your toes. And other people's.

>I'm don't
Sorry dear I just can't think straight when you pant sweet nothings into my ear inbetween catching your breath from that single flight of stairs.

just dangle a cupcake above them, and they do fine

Do you use sc?

Holy shit. Somebody call cirque du soleil because this madman is sitting on a pile of gold. Forget about seaworld shows.

You can drop a discord.

>tfw I'm in shape and kind of want to degrade a fat girl and make her into my own personal slampig

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Are you gonna take the braphog pill user? Godspeed. The girl I've sketched is right here as we speak, you could hogtie one of them right this evening if you play it right. Wrap up unless you want piglets.

You can degrade me user

Please post more smoking titcows.

Used to smoke with a fat chick who looked just like her. I always got depressed when she said something so we fazed eachother out of our lives..

I would do anything for a sweaty fat gf.

"Anything" is a bit overkill. Just take her for a short walk and she'll be plenty sweaty.

I'm fat and sweaty right now. Is ugly okay, too?

I have a hardcore smoking fetish, cigarettes only. I think it's because my parents used to smoke and I would ask them to stop. They would laugh at me and blow the smoke in my face. I guess psychological trauma does lead to fetishes afterall, and Freud isn't a complete hack.

Imagine fitting into that pair of jeans.

I'd plow the fuck out of you, you fat little pig. Come make yourself useful and let me use you as a cumdump.

probably, if you are nice and smart.

It's okay if you've email my throwaway
[email protected]

kik abandoned by her

I'd say you dodged a bullet but I think a wrecking ball would be more apt considering the subject matter. Think positive user; fat chicks are never hard to catch and even easier to lure.

>>fastest way to get a gf is to just berate fat girls
Fucking disgusting. I just want to love a fat girl. Fuck this shit.

they want to be berated. unless you're part of a traditional community, which you're obviously not, and they probably wouldn't be fat anyway.

You can't love those who do not love themselves, user. There's no hope for a real balanced relationship with fatties because they are not balanced physically and mentally; they wouldn't be fatties if they were! It's honestly a sad sight to see a cute girl buried under a layer of grease, but nobody forced them to eat that second serving of fries or that third midnight snack. They are not whole and so they fill the void with something else.

>tfw I actually have a slampig that begs me to come to her house and fuck her big fat milkers.
She sucks cock like a demon as well. I thought it was a myth but fatties are really good at it.

>I thought it was a myth but fatties are really good at it.
It's from practicing on all those magnums.

>>You can't love those who do not love themselves, user.
Fuck you, yes I can. And to the rest of the post, just fuck off.
>they want to be berated
But why? Why are they so insane? Why don't I want to be berated? Why don't I want to berate anyone? Surely there have to be some sane women or this can be cured somehow, it wasn't like this until the last 10 years or so.

Refer to It's just how the majority of women work. Is there a woman or two who is an exception to the rule - obviously. Good luck finding her. You're setting yourself up for pain and failure is all I'm saying. You deserve better.

But you're saying that there IS no better... so what do I deserve, a dream that doesn't exist. I don't want to roleplay a fucking rapist father.

>Fat
>qt
Pick one or the other, user

where is my fat asian gf reeee

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Stuffed to the limit with spring rolls. Go rub her tummy while she lets off pressure.

more spring rolls! more spring rolls!

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Had one for the last 3 months. Trust me, you'd think you'd want one, you don't. You'll love the shit out of her and then she'll drop the "i just want to be friends" bullshit.

that seems like a fembot quality in general. i don't think being a fat qt has to do with it

>tfw find a shy depressed fat qt online
>tfw she's into nasty sex fetishes involving abuse, domination, and generally disgusting things done to her, and she broadcasts it openly
Every single time. Why, fembots, why can't you just want to love and be loved? Please. Just once. I can't bear this stupid meme anymore.

Honestly I have no idea how I got my 300/320 lb qt fembot wife, to be honest she started out as a creepy stalker but honestly she's mostly harmless.

and does ANYTHING to make me feel good

Attached is her belly

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Man I want a chubby girl to degrade and humiliate

i mean fetishes are just fetishes man. they don't necessarily have to be fulfilled. surely if you love each other you can compromise, right?
my hair's fried from dying it so much. you should tell her to let it rest once in a while or it might really thin out

Post more. Do you degrade her?

They died the second a guy on Jow Forums admitted him liked thicc girls. Now, any attempt at fat-shaming is just going to get you laughed at for having 0 test.

not overly she degrades herself for me, she honestly has shaped her mood and body to please me no matter what my kink is. but I don't abuse my power of being in control in the relationship since she gone though so much I just want to love her and make her pain go away as best I can

I will bring that up with her, she only did that since she was worried I'd not like her natural hair colour

Here's another pic of her, honestly one day i need to get her a cow print bikini

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Also let's not forget she's insane and I freaking love it, she even carved my initials into her thigh back when she started obsessing over me

Tinder
Not even being ironic I have about 8 matches and 6 are fat chicks who want my attention

you dont hear guys who are into fat chicks talking about how disgusting skinny girls are. why are you doing that then? jump off the very tall building lads

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