Time to look through my boyfriend's past purchases...

time to look through my boyfriend's past purchases. We are supposed to be a budget but this dumbass spent $40 on a dab pen. tsk tsk tsk looks like I have to hide the package and convince him that it was a scam website so he doesn't try to buy something this stupid again.

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*dab* pen

you should have an honest conversation with him or he might just buy a dab pen on a different site behind your back again.

maybe you should also free up some money for "whatever you want" expenses, since you're never going to succeed at sticking to a spending plan with absolutely no allowances for frivolity.

You the devilish user

Retard, tell him to make more money instead.

hohohohoh

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what, pens are dabbing now?

Accurate. Men need to spend money on themselves and a dab pen isn't that bad. Just talk to him. What you're doing is shady and mean. Cmon just give him the pen and be an adult not a robot fucking hiding his shit.

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I allow him to spend $100 a month on whatever. This means candy, junk food, fast food , music, DVDs, toiletries, clothes or little nice things. He just lost almost half his entertainment budget on a something he's not even allowed to do. There's no smoking in this household.

>I allow him to spend $100 a month on whatever
>i allow him
wht's it like dating a bitch?

so if you have a no smoking rule and he's smoking, then be honest with him and say he can't share a household with you if he's going to be smoking, you want a bf who doesn't smoke.

You're not going to change his mind by hiding his stuff and lying to him

>Implying you smoke with a dab pen
>Implying you have to use it inside of the household.

Is it both your money

>it's not smoking because it's a fancy electronic

he's still inhaling something and fucking up his body. It means he's going to be spending his money on getting drug refills to smoke more.

It's his money, but we don't make good money and barely make enough to afford rent and living expenses. We're supposed to be saving up money together.

This is why you don't live with a girlfriend/boyfriend. You're not married. It's not your money. He has no financial obligation to you and it's not your business if he wastes his money.

Except this is bait so it doesn't even matter

I am doing my best to budget and not make huge impulse purchases. I expect him to do the same. I can understand buying a CD, but splurging on a fancy cigarette to get high with his busty friend is a no no.

>YWN have a stasi GF looking through your purchases, intercepting your mail, and gaslighting you into believing it was your fault you didn't receive your purchase.

Why even live?

>I allow him to spend $100 a month on whatever
>toiletries

Don't do that just beat him up.

He sounds like a smoothbrain. So why haven't you dumped him yet? Financially dependent on him? Not confident enough to think you can get a new boyfriend?

What are you saving up for?

He is good boyfriend. I just like complaining about him on Jow Forums from time to time.

Wowww fuck you, you dumb bitch. What's $40, when it's obviously for a real interest of his? You are a bad girlfren and I would dump you.

>be opie
>living with beta male that makes just enough money to support his basic needs and my roastie fantasms
>he spends slightly more money to buy himself something he's wanted for a long time
>have breakdown because the shit money he makes won't fit into this months budget that I made
>have to cut on buying mascara C-167 or food
>cut food, he is no longer allowed to buy lunch for a week
>hide his pen so he learns to never enjoy the money he makes
>come tell my cool fourchan girlfriends about it on err nein kay

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its fucking 40 dollars!
how fucking poor are you that 40 fucking dollars is a deal breaker in the relationship.
okay, for starters, a fucking dab pen is awesome, so fucking suck a nigger dick.
second, its a fucking dab pen, they dont smell or cause and problems, its literally a vape, so fuck off you little niggress and go reeeeee somewhere else you little roastie fucking cocksmoke.
the fact that you budget THE MANS money is fucking hilarious because he can dump your sweaty fat ass to the street in a heart beat, and guess what? he'd still get the dab pen in the mail HAHA.
so guess what, either you need to work more or he does so you arent fucking complaining about 40 fucking dollars.
40 dollars. if i were infront of you i would rip two twenties in half a burn them and laugh.
fucking poor women complaining about the mans habits like hes doing fucking heroin in the kitchen at 4:30 am.
oh, and by the way sweety, if you dont read the news legalization is coming and it's not that far away, so maybe its time you did a little research you fucking polly princess ass bitch.
OH AND IF U AINT FUCKING HIM AND HOLDING THAT DICK FOR MONEY, LMAO, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING TO YOU.
LITTLE MISS PUSSY FOR MONEY, I KNOW YOUR GAME, WE SEE YOU. KEK.
GO AHEAD, THREATEN TO SHUT DOWN YOUR HOLES WHEN HE DISAGREES.
THATS THE ONLY THING YOU GOT.

can even get high from it? He still has to spend $20 for drugs so that's like $60-$70 total. all that money and it doesn't even get him high or make him feel good. woooooooooooow

wow.

hey can we do more asianmasculinity psyops pls?

>tfw my gf never complains about me

She would if I bought one of those electric soy pens though, so I can't really blame you.

Is your bf bad with money? The other anons are yelling at you, but they don't get how retarded some guys are with money. So in this case it's better the gf does the whole budget/decides what he can buy and not buy.

I am legitimately so mad.

that feel when a girl kicks it with a guy she dont even love

okay well, the pen itself cost no more than 5 to 10 dollars, thats the battery unit to make the entire thing work.
next is the cartridges, they cost like at most 30 bucks each. should last him a week each cart if he smokes it right without indulging too much.
yes, the entire point of a dab pen is to get high, but it all depends on the user and their preferences to smoking.
how is it not getting him high or making him feel good?
is he smoking it right?
all you do is screw the cartridge on, make sure the battery is charged, and hold down the button and pull.
then wham a big dab hit and you're baked.
rinse and repeat for maximum bake.

lmao. do men actually let some strange female access to their money because she spreads her legs now and then?

$30 a week ?! holy shit that's even worst. I don't know if it will get him high because the package hasn't arrived yet.

how about getting a job Opie

you're so fucking poor its laughable.
i hope you die in a fire but that would be too kind.
instead, i hope you get flayed by FARC rebels in a jungle foreign to you.
here i am thinking i'm giving legitimate advice to someone but nope, it turns out theyre just another role playing retard with no friends. sad really.
why are you replying to me, i'm not the op you stupid incel fuck

If I found out my boyfriend was the kind of lowlife to even think about buying a dab pen, I would just dump him on the spot.

holy fuck youre such a loser
what redeeming qualities do you have that put you up on the upper echelon of roasties?
oh wait, none! because you're browsing Jow Forums LOL
youre probably fatter than most men who browse this shit! when was the last time you worked out you stupid nigger jew?

I'm bored and horny af due to my meds. Can you describe your looks, face, hair, ass, tits, legs, etc.?

>goes on anime site
>stupid weeb tard
i got news my friend

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>I allow him
this is bait

>I allow him
Relationship doomed to die.
Sage.

what the fuck?
when did i call anyone a stupid weeb tard?
did i use that word once?
do you even know the fucking meaning of that word you dumb ass nigger monkey?
yeah, no, i thought so, you're dumber than the fucking dirt under my shoes when i walk outside.
i too hope you get beat by a pack of wild niggers and raped in the streets while negresses and sheboons hoot and hollar.
i hope the life leaves your eyes as tyrone busts one last struggle nut in your ass, the 9th one today, as you slowly fade into the dark ether.

I can't even imagine the type of low IQ cuckold that even smokes those things.

I have hairy arms. My tits are there, but barely. I'm skinny and I put my hair in a pony tail because I'm too lazy to do anything special with it.

Yall aren't married, stay out of his business stupid bitch

I hope this is bait, but just in case:
GET
A
JOB
leeching scum

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fuck you op
fuck all of you too you fucking beta enablist cuck faggots
its his money he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it
go fuck yourself you fucking pathetic faggots
you disgust me

Boo. Disappointing. At least tell me you have an ass, thick thighs, or are blonde.