What is his secret?

What do robots do for skin care? Every time I look up advice it's people listing multiple Jew products.

>moisturizer
>exfoliating scrub
>chemical cleanser
>sunscreen
>face cream
>fucking coconut oil

He seemed like the type of guy who spends 2 hours plucking his eyebrows in the mirror while smirking every day then gets in his pink miata and sends bitchy text messages to his agent

Does this mean male Mexican and female Asian is the best combination?

I just use sunscreen and moisturiser. I make sure to get ones that are quick-drying, because I hate the creamy feeling.

>sunscreen is jew
Wuh

pretty much this, the hybrid virility of Spanish and indigenous give genes with good aging potential but hetero Mexicans burn out squeezing out lotsa of babies or working multiple dead end jobs to support a herd of babies, homospics eat, exercise, and skincare like well trained trophy wives and stay pretty for decades.

I'm 25 and on the rare occasion that I go to GreatClips for my haircut they always tell me if I've I just got out from school. They tell me I look 16.

I heard facial aesthetic is related to diet from some, then I hear from others who been vegan for five years and still have cystic. Whats the deal with diet truly? Can I keep eating junk without looking like a hunchback faggot in my thirties.

Holy shit, so much this. Gay Mexicans are such obnoxious cunts.

Melanin is a wonderful thing

I drink almost every other day and eat horrible food. I haven't had a vegetable in a few months. I drink coffee at least 4 times a day(just homemade black coffee sometimes with ice) I basically do all the things you aren't supposed to do and people think I'm a teenager. I've been told I look 15 or 16 but I'm 28. It has to be genetics because there's no way my diet is keeping me young. Also I'm a spic and for the most part we age terribly as a people.

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fpbp

Good genes, makeup, and meticulous diet/exercise

latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-latinos-aging-20160817-snap-story.html

america hates us but at least we dont age like milk

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No, no it's not. origami

yeah femanons, just get with us latinos instead of gringos who will age like crap

>then I hear from others who been vegan for five years and still have cystic

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This and the great hair are probably the only good things about being Latino in America. I look the same way I do 10 years ago too and it consistently surprises white people.

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Mexicans are descended from native americans, who spent tens of thousands of years at this latitude, their adapted to soak up the higher UV. honkeys from northern europe are not adapted, they belong in high altitudes or their dna gets scrambled really fast.

latinx fags are just crackers with mudblood

i am a lighter mexicracker and everyone knows its true thats why darkies are so butthurt about it

>latinx
>crackers
tourists get out

white people age like shit in every part of this planet

serio
oraganiolo

some demonic ritual.

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>doesn't like hearing cracker
oh but every other derogatory term is okay huh?

Nothing is ok or not ok because morality is subjective. I just like saying fuck off to obnoxious tumblr tourists that found us through knowyourmeme, like you.

Sure thing buddy, that's why mexicans look 45 when they turn 18...really great genetics.

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how can wh*tey compete with the superior non-white man?

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meant for dfdfddfdf

"Hey guys, look at the qualities of these non-whites! They are so cool!"

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>What is his secret?
plastic surgery

That makes sense I guess. Swedes and nordic people in Nordic countries don't seem to age particularly fast.

I slather coconut oil all over my body when I'm still wet for the shower
Then I wear a full body robe to my room and put on lotion
Then I put Vaseline all over my body to make suite it's all sealed in
Then I put on my perfume, deodorant, etc.

>buying the sun-protective Jew

I love me some bath poufs. Really good for scrubbing shit off of your skin. I recently tried out that Axe double sided pouf wit the regular pouf side and a hard scrubber side. Its pretty good.

Her ancestry is Lebanese and Spanish. Mario looks young because of the Amerindian genes.

is this a latino masculinity thread? everyone knows mexican women look like trolls after age 18. their feet are goblin feet from day one

His bio on wikipedia says he's super into fitness. It's probably his diet.

90% of ageing is about what you eat.

AC Muthafuckin Slater. He is immortal and only ages when convenient

>then I hear from others who been vegan for five years and still have cystic
>implying animal products are unhealthy
>implying most vegans don't eat for shit
The real skin killers are refined sugar and caffeine. Also, you need to make sure to get a lot of vitamin A to support keratin growth.

They don't get fat and ugly right away unless you marry them or get them pregnant

Eat good, die quick.

Diet is important during development, including in the womb, but your face isn't going to magically reshape itself after you've grown