Just asked out my crush! Jacob is our boss, by the way. Hopefully I catch a date!

So what do you guys think? Should I send another text? She hasn't responded.

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Please stop posting this. I will get fired.

Mate cmon

NOOO

Do not be intrusive

Yeah. Send another one. 3rd time's the charm.

call her a cunt if she doesnt respond

>I pulled your number from a file instead of asking you for it face to face.

Mate you already fucked up.

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>Eugene
>[current year]
There's no way this is real.

>8:19pm
Charge your phone and hang yourself, niggerkike.

>Eugene
Youve already failed

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You might not get a response from her but you definitely be getting an email from HR

Nice job leaking her number retard

Stay calm. Just wait. You will come off as desperate if you keep messaging.

did anyone text her? im too afraid to text a girl.

What do I do? I just wanted a coffee date?

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The fact that your name is eugene and youre too much of an idiot to have a better nickname everyone calls you means that youre already hopeless in a roasties eyes

have fun humping your two mattresses tonight eugene

Is this fake? Please be real.

1/10 b8
Ogogoog

>1 single text message
>this is harassment
The state of roast beef in the current year.

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I hope you enjoy being imprisoned for the crime of contacting a female against her will. That's mental rape Eugene, you're imposing your will on a free being you sick fuck.

its fake. op and people are trying to trick me into texting that number but im too smart to be tricked.

You shouldn't have found her number from your bosses files you fucking moron, should have just asked for it. Now she can report you for harassment and probably get you fired for looking at personal files.

>I think you are magnificent

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don't listen to this faggot tell her you also got her address from the file and your coming over to make sure she's alright since she hasn't responded to your text

This will show her that your a man of action and not mere kind words also pick up some flowers and chocolate on the way there women love those

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>single (1) text
>this is harassment
How dare you. How dare you contact a woman without her explicit consent.

>no this is eugene

He remade the thread. The original was posted like 1 minute after the image was taken.

The harassment is the 20 other thirsty fucks sending her gore pics AS WE SPEAK.

Tell her your sorry, you just wanted a coffee date and you didn't mean to insult a lady as radiant as herself

tfw too smart for roastie tricks

Abort now, you've triggered the sjw.

>Stealing her number
>FUCKING TELLING HER
>This whole fucking thread

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Be careful of that axe Eugene!

youtube.com/watch?v=tMpGdG27K9o

More like HER ASS ment!! Hahahahhahahalololol yes Indeedle-dee-deed smoke that weedle-dee-deed every God damn diddly day you ninny muggins!!

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i hope this is fake if not man this is fucking hilarious.

you should probably start looking for a new job

You're going to court, lad

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Fixed it for ya Champ

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If this is real then dont do jack shit OP. You already fucked up, dont make it easier for her to stick a boot up yer arse.

Okay I simply dodged what she said! Pretty good strategy. I'm hoping she can move forward!

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Atleast OP started charging his phone.

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Ok so dis not rel then

Holy shit, you're a fucking retard but I love it. Enjoy getting fired my good friend. You went down with honour

You talk like Patrick Bateman.

>you went down with honour
he went down before it even began with a name like eugene.

Are you completely tone deaf? she's ready to file a harassment claim against you

Hmm nice one

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File it over coffee maybe??

Justgive up on it man. From her response you can tell she is an oversensetuve SJW.

bro just dead it and leave her be before you get fired and/or a lawsuit shes clearly not interested and will bash your name for the sake of her own pettiness plz im not saying this to spite you i just want to help you out bro

Check em boys

oreeee

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op gonna get dumped

Dude, you are in serious danger. Women like thse can easily get you fired by simply accusing you of something.

give up dude, you already lost the fight

I'm very scared right now. This was an innocent request, by me. Shes going to report me to corporate for crying out loud! Oh my gosh. Should I say anything to try and stop her?

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ITT: OP embraces the NEET life

reddit... do you truly believe you could best me, the anonymous hacker also known as "Jow Forums"?

youre really a dick you know you may have just possibly ruined his life

of course your name is Eugene

Fake as fuck honestly, you need to work on your bait more but I guess it worked with all the retards in here

Tell her shes fatphobic for nor accepting your request

People might say this is bait,but do you remember little man?of course you do.

bro beg for her forgiveness and tell her she wont ever hear from you again even try to bribe her ffs i genuinely feel bad for you and hope you get thriugh this bro

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Tell her she wouldn't feel strong after you overpower and rape her

We fucking told you OP, did you read what we were saying?

Gonna take the bait but assuming this is real. The only thing Jacob is going to be pissed about is you going through his files

>Strong wymyn
>Will skip work cause awkard

Of course it worked, keep us informed OP

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This is so fake you huge faggot

I refuse to believe this is actually happening in the year two thousand eighteen Anno Domini on the Nepalnese mountain climbing forum of Jow Forums.

Of course its not, but its nice to pretend

not only that he leaked her number and some people are harassing her including me cuz im /devilish/

I'm pretty sure this is fake, but I'll utilize suspension of disbelief. At least give us a good story, OP.

Believe it, you faggot, this is how far humanity has devolved.

you could not

Please post your response (even if this is fake). I want this to keep going.

Fake? Maybe, but who cares? I'm ready to see how this turns out.

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>you could not
wat so you mean user i dont understand

Dont stop OP unless this is real

>name is Eugene
>"I got your number from Jacobs files"
>i aem strnk indepundent wymyn HERE MII RAWR
You fucked up Mr. Krabs. Funny as shit though.

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>>no this is eugene
Underrated.

Were these threads always this fake?

the stupidest bait i've seen
>i will be reporting this to Jacob and i will be calling corporate
>i would not come into work tomorrow if i were you
You're fucked

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I wouldnt be suprised if this was real, quite honestly.

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Tried the strategy again! Haha!

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This post right here is what tipped me off to this shit being fake as fuck.

ahhhhhhhhh fuck its all bait and i actually fell for i called and it was some fuckbot trolling dont get tied in

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I really hope this is fake OP, or you are fucking retarded.

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>Not being tiped of by eugenes response to >this is harrasment

>try the same shitty strategy twice

i hope she doesn't think its weird you got her number from the files, i hope she likes you, user.