Friendly reminder that inside you is a big, dumb, manly brute waiting to be set free

Friendly reminder that inside you is a big, dumb, manly brute waiting to be set free.

He doesn't care about social normality, or money, or being "proper". He's huge, brash, and crude; and proud of every inch of his masculine body. He strokes his dick and grunts when he wants to, he humps and flexes when the urge hits him. He eats when he feels like it and isnt concerned about calories. He lifts when he wants to and isn't afraid to roar in manly pride. And above all, he doesn't feel the need need to explain his actions to anybody.

He is a brute, and he's waiting for his freedom. Why do you keep him contained? Let. Him. OUT!!!

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except real primal brutes don't life like slaves, they hunt and they make shelter and carry firewood and kill livestock. lifting is anti nature, faggot

>lifting is anti nature
Bro are you serious?

when do you say primal barbarian tribes lifting weights in nature? They don't.

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you're right but i have to keep him contained or people will die. every day he gets closer to taking control

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found the varg tard

I feel like I have some kind of misplaced male identity but it's not some meat fuck like that. He is super gay so there's no reason to transition. Is this relatable to anybody?

*r-r-roar* W-was that good enough? :3

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I did. I yelled about bombing things at a drinking establishment until I was warned by a waitress who was obviously new. I got home safely, and now I'm shitposting on the internet.
Just seventy more years of this.

>Just seventy more years of this
That's generous

>implying the jews won't have anti-aging pills by then so the goyim can be kept alive and sucked of their productivity for as long as possible

you're a dumb slut
go take a nap

compound lifts are not anti-nature
isolation machines are anti-nature

stick with free weights you soyboys

no, inside me is a brutal monster who just wants to inflict as much truama and suffering as possible.

he dosen't care about sex, pride, food, water, socializing and it dosen't care about others rights. He is what you would call an evil monster a demon.

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I didn't imply that, I implied it won't happen in either of our lifetimes. You've already spent a lifetime of consuming poison like its pet food.

The day I let him out is the day that shit gets fucked

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soon i will becomeing the stong and mightiest
do not worry
I am coming for you tiny man

I would post an image of a fedora but that would be a bit cliche

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dont fuck with people who are at shoulder level with your penis

you banished him back to my unconscious by calling him out as a fedora and with that hilarious meme.

i was born with bad genes of which means high blood pressure, piles, bad rotator cuffs, and my sternum feels cracked when even doing pushups.

No sour grapes though, I'm not some redneck nor nigger nor bootlicking cop that wants to be a meathead.

Now take your cognitive dissonance out of here Jow Forums you fucking losers.

I tried doing this. This led me to a website called Art of Masculinity, specifically a small series on finding your vocation. One of the things they suggested is looking into what you did as a little kid. Before social norms and all that.
>got mini one-arm vacuum cleaner for Christmas or something, vacuumed everything in sight until I lost it
>had fun making "cloth" from stealing sewing needles and thread from my mom and stitching toilet paper in wallet-things
>Ironed a shit (as a pre-teen this time) and found it quite relaxing.
I think I'm irredeemable. I'm not interested in AIDS, so I'll just hope for a role reversal thing.

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How do you let him out?

Yo gotta embrace him first.

shit i did as a kid
>play army with little brothers
>was really into airsoft in middle school, went to arenas and shit
>was always the kid who just rush into rooms full of enemies shooting
>played cod and halo
i just want to be a grunt in a war really, but america is a kike war machine, so no.

>He is a brute, and he's waiting for his freedom. Why do you keep him contained?

Because I'm 5'3 and somebody will attack me

>i just want to be a grunt in a war really
too bad WW2 was the last conventional war. Have fun gettig shot at by snakcbars two mountains away.

The monster knows best.
Listen to him from time to time.

I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

The brute isn't. Let him guide you.